   Good morning. Our breakfast menuof plate dishes is as follows:     1. Bowl of Corn Flakes with           Sliced Bananas, Orange Juice. $32. Three Pancakes, Blueberry          Syrup, Hash Browns, Milk .... $43. Two Pecan Waffles, Crisp           Bacon, One Egg, Tomato Juice. $44. Two Eggs, Fresh Sausage,           Toast & Jelly, Hot Tea ...... $45. Two Eggs, Bacon, Sausage,          Gravy & Biscuits, Coffee .... $56. Two Eggs, Fried Steak, Hash        Browns, Toast & Jelly, Coffee $5To order one of these plates, type:    BUY PLATE 'NUMBER' <ENTER>        Hello.   Our lunch menu consistsof the following plate dishes:     1. Shrimp Salad with Lettuce and      Tomatoes, Crackers, Iced Tea. $42. Vegetable Beef Soup with           Crackers, Apple Pie, Coffee.. $43. Club Sandwich with Ham and         Turkey, Fries, Iced Tea ..... $54. Roast Beef Sandwich, Fried         Onion Rings, Iced Tea ....... $55. Country Fried Steak & Gravy,       Mashed Potatoes, Roll, Coffee $76. Broiled Perch, French Fries,       Hush Puppies, Hot Roll, Tea.. $8To order one of these plates, type:    BUY PLATE 'NUMBER' <ENTER>        Good evening.  Our dinner menu  of plate dishes is as follows:     1. Seafood Casserole with Cheese      Sticks, Tossed Salad, Coffee. $62. Roast Pork, Mashed Potatoes        and Gravy, Hot Biscuits, Tea  $73. New England Boiled Beef with       Rice, Key Lime Pie, Coffee..  $84. Cajun Style Broiled Chicken,       Black Eye Peas, Roll, Tea...  $85. Maine Lobster Tail, Shrimp         Balls, Hush Puppies, Coffee.  $96. T-Bone Steak, Baked Potato,        Corn on the Cob, Roll, Tea..  $9To order one of these plates, type:    BUY PLATE 'NUMBER' <ENTER>        Good morning. Our breakfast menuof plate dishes is as follows:     1. Jicama Fruit Platter (Mango,       Papaya and Kiwi), Coffee .... $32. Two Eggs and Plantains, One        Sweet Bun, Fresh Orange Juice $43. Two Mayan Egg Tortillas, Two       Corn-Husk Sausages, Milk .... $44. Pork Wrapped in Banana Leaves      Fried Eggs, Grapefruit Juice. $45. Two Mexican Sausage, Two Eggs      Tijuana, Toast, Almond Cocoa. $56. Grilled Skirt Steak, Three         Eggs, Fried Bread, Kiwi Punch $5To order one of these plates, type:    BUY PLATE 'NUMBER' <ENTER>        Hello.   Our lunch menu consistsof the following plate dishes:     1. Seviche Salad with Honeydew        Melon and Mango Cream, Tea... $42. Two Oven Fried Chimichangas,       Peas, Coconut Corn Bread, Tea $43. Tortilla Chicken Casserole,        Rice with Chayote, Coffee.... $54. Two Crab Tostadas, Pot Beans,      Baked Pinapple, Cheese, Tea.. $55. Jamaican Codfish Fritters,         Fried Corn, Chile Bread, Tea. $76. Chorizo Stuffed Beef Roast,        Curried Peas & Rice, Iced Tea $8To order one of these plates, type:    BUY PLATE 'NUMBER' <ENTER>        Good evening.  Our dinner menu  of plate dishes is as follows:     1. Veracruz Style Fish Salad,         Plantain Chips, Iced Tea .... $62. Two Tacos stuffed with Roast       Chicken, Refried Beans, Tea.. $73. Caribbean Style Chicken with       Peas and Carrots, Slaw, Tea.. $84. Baja-Style Swordfish, Beans,       Rice, Island Rum Cake, Coffee $85. Yucatecan Leg of Lamb, Cuban       Black Bean Soup, Rice, Coffee $96. Citrus Marinated Pork Roast,       Asparagus, Haitian Bread, Tea $9To order one of these plates, type:    BUY PLATE 'NUMBER' <ENTER>        Hello there.  If you're in the  mood for a snack, I can sell you:  1. Fresh Hot Popcorn with Melted      Butter, Diet Soft Drink ..... $22. Warm Nacho Chips with Cheese       Sauce Dip, Diet Soft Drink .. $23. Corn Dog with Mustard, Potato      Chips, Large Soft Drink ..... $34. Slice of Pepperoni Pizza,          Corn Chips, Iced Tea ........ $35. Hot Dog with Chili, French         Fries, Pickels, Soft Drink .. $46. Cheeseburger with Lettuce and      Tomatoes, Fries, Iced Tea ... $4To order one of these items, type:      BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>         Hello.  I'd be happy to serve  you any of the following beverages:                                   NO. ITEM DESCRIPTION          PRICE--- ------------------------  -----1.  Cold Draft Beer ........  $   22.  Light Beer .............  $   23.  Black Cherry Wine Cooler  $   24.  San Gria Wine ..........  $   35.  Strawberry Daiquiri ....  $   36.  Mai Tai Fruit Cocktail..  $   47.  Scotch and Soda ........  $   48.  French Bourdeaux Wine ..  $   4                                    To buy one of these items, type:      BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>          Hello.  I'd be happy to serve  you any of the following beverages:                                   NO. ITEM DESCRIPTION          PRICE--- ------------------------  -----1.  German Dark Draft Beer..  $   22.  Light Beer .............  $   23.  Peach Wine Cooler ......  $   24.  White Wine .............  $   35.  Lime Daiquiri ...... ...  $   36.  Bourbon and Cola .......  $   47.  Scotch on the Rocks ....  $   48.  French Champagne .......  $   4                                    To buy one of these items, type:      BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>          Hello.  I would be happy to do any of the following for you:                                         NO. DESCRIPTION OF SERVICE    PRICE--- ------------------------  -----1.  Basic Haircut ..........   $  92.  Shampoo and Blow Dry ...   $  43.  Manicure Nails .........   $  34.  Touch Up Natural Color..   $ 255.  Change Color to Blonde..   $ 406.  Straighten Hair ........   $ 207.  Add Frilly Curls .......   $ 208.  Permanent ..............   $ 45                                   To buy one of these services, type:   BUY SERVICE 'NUMBER' <ENTER>        I carry the following types of mens clothing:                                                   PICK NO. ITEM               PRICE  COLOR--- ------------------ -----  -----1.  Complete Tuxedo    $ 375  Black2.  Dress Coat & Pants $ 225  White3.  Dress Shirt        $  36  Gold 4.  Sport Jacket       $  85  Red  5.  Casual Shirt       $  25  Brown6.  Casual Slacks      $  40  Blue 7.  Knee Length Shorts $  22  Green8.  Pair of Pajamas    $  18                                          To buy an item, type the following:   BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' IN 'COLOR'        I carry the following types of ladies clothing:                                                 PICK NO. ITEM               PRICE  COLOR--- ------------------ -----  -----1.  Formal Wear Gown   $ 215  Black2.  Elegant Dress      $  90  White3.  Knee Length Skirt  $  40  Gold 4.  Short Mini-Skirt   $  28  Red  5.  Pleated Pants      $  30  Brown6.  Walking Shorts     $  22  Blue 7.  Pretty Blouse      $  25  Green8.  Nightshirt         $  18                                          To buy an item, type the following:   BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' IN 'COLOR'        I carry the following types of swimsuits:                                                       PICK NO. ITEM               PRICE  COLOR--- ------------------ -----  -----1.  Mens Knee Length   $ 26   Black2.  Mens Mid-Thigh     $ 22   White3.  Mens Bikini Brief  $ 18   Gold 4.  Ladies Swimdress   $ 36   Red  5.  U-Neck 1-Piece     $ 30   Brown6.  V-Neck 1-Piece     $ 30   Blue 7.  Modest 2-Piece     $ 25   Green8.  Ladies Tiny Bikini $ 22                                           To buy an item, type the following:   BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' IN 'COLOR'        I carry the following types of mens accessories:                                                PICK NO. ITEM               PRICE  COLOR--- ------------------ -----  -----1.  Boxer Shorts       $  3   Black2.  Cotton Briefs      $  3   White3.  Bikini Briefs      $  4   Gold 4.  Cotton T-Shirt     $  3   Red  5.  Cotton Socks       $  2   Browm6.  Leather Belt       $ 14   Blue 7.  Nylon Suspenders   $ 10   Green8.  Silk Necktie       $ 16                                           To buy an item, type the following:   BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' IN 'COLOR'        I carry the following types of ladies accessories:                                              PICK NO. ITEM               PRICE  COLOR--- ------------------ -----  -----1.  Cotton Bra         $  9   Black2.  Cotton Panties     $  3   White3.  Bikini Panties     $  4   Gold 4.  Half Slip          $ 12   Red  5.  Panty Hose         $  4   Brown6.  Garter Belt        $  9   Blue 7.  Pair of Stockings  $  3   Green8.  Hair Ribbon        $  3                                           To buy an item, type the following:   BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' IN 'COLOR'        I have the following types of  footwear in stock:                                               PICK NO. ITEM               PRICE  COLOR--- ------------------ -----  -----1.  Mens Lace Up Shoes $ 45   Black2.  Slip On Loafers .. $ 32   White3.  Cowhide Boots .... $ 75   Gold 4.  Tennis Shoes ..... $ 22   Red  5.  Leather Sandals .. $ 16   Brown6.  Ladies High Heels. $ 28   Blue 7.  Med. Heel Pumps .. $ 24   Green8.  Open Toe Flats ... $ 18         Items 2 to 5 are for Men & Women.  To buy one of these items, type:     BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' IN 'COLOR'        I have the following suntan    items available at this time:                                         NO. ITEM DESCRIPTION         PRICE --  ------------------------ ----- 1.  Suntan Lotion ..........  $  4 2.  Suntan Oil .............  $  4 3.  Sun Screen Lip Balm.....  $  1 4.  After-Sun Tanning Cream.  $  8 5.  Sexy Sunglasses ........  $ 12 6.  Giant Beach Towel ......  $ 15 7.  Colorful Beach Ball ....  $  6 8.  Inflated Raft ..........  $ 10                                     To buy one of these items, type:      BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>          I have the following moderatelypriced jewelry in stock right now:                                    NO. ITEM DESCRIPTION         PRICE --  ------------------------ ----- 1.  Gold Plated Neck Chain . $  65 2.  Gold Plated Bracelet ... $  35 3.  Genuine Ruby Ring ...... $  70 4.  Solid Gold Anklet ...... $ 120 5.  Solid Gold Earrings .... $  45 6.  Cultured Pearl Necklace. $ 155 7.  Ivory Cameo ............ $  65 8.  Turquoise Pin .......... $  35  Items 1 to 3 are for Men & Women.  To buy one of these items, type:      BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>          I have the following fragrancesavailable for sale:                                                   NO. ITEM DESCRIPTION         PRICE --  ------------------------ ----- 1.  Men: British Musk ...... $   7 2.  Men: Brut Cologne ...... $   9 3.  Men: Stetson Cologne ... $   9 4.  Men: Polo Cologne ...... $   9 5.  Ladies: Jovan Musk ..... $  12 6.  Ladies: Passion Cologne. $  25 7.  Ladies: Giorgo Cologne.. $  55 8.  Ladies: Opium Perfume .. $  95                                     To buy one of these items, type:      BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>          I have the following cosmetics available for sale:                                                   NO. ITEM DESCRIPTION         PRICE --  ------------------------ ----- 1.  Lipstick: 3 Color Pack.. $   8 2.  Eye Shadow: 3 Color Pack $   5 3.  Nail Polish: 3 Col. Pack $   7 4.  Blush and Highlighter .. $   3 5.  Face Powder ............ $   3 6.  Black Mascara .......... $   3 7.  Eye Liner .............. $   3 8.  Makeup Remover ......... $   2                                     To buy one of these items, type:      BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>          I have the following drug storeitems available for sale:                                             NO. ITEM DESCRIPTION         PRICE --  ------------------------ ----- 1.  Twelve Aspirin Tablets..  $  3 2.  Eight Seasick Pills ....  $  8 3.  Ten Breath Mints .......  $  1 4.  Bag of Cashews .........  $  2 5.  Rubber Gloves ..........  $  4 6.  Sunburn Spray ..........  $ 10 7.  Murine Eye Drops .......  $  3 8.  Jergens Hand Softener ..  $  5                                     To buy one of these items, type:      BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>          I also carry the following     assortment of items:                                                  NO. ITEM DESCRIPTION         PRICE --  ------------------------ ----- 1.  Travel Magazine ........  $  3 2.  Romance Novel ..........  $  5 3.  Lubricated Condom ......  $  1 4.  Colorful Postcard ......  $  1 5.  Scented Stationery .....  $  4 6.  Souvenir Coffee Mug ....  $  4 7.  Souvenir Wall Poster ...  $  6 8.  Souvenir Letter Opener..  $  5                                     To buy one of these items, type:      BUY ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>         Hello.  I carry the following   types of clothing and shoes:                                             NO. ITEM DESCRIPTION               --- -------------------------      1.  Mens Clothes                   2.  Ladies Clothes                 3.  Mens Accessories               4.  Ladies Accessories             5.  Swimsuits (Mens & Ladies)      6.  Footwear (Mens & Ladies)                                        To look at a specific item, type:                                       LOOK AT ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>                                         Hello.  I have the following    items available at this time:                                            NO. ITEM DESCRIPTION               --- -------------------------      1.  Suntan and Pool Items          2.  Jewelry (Mens & Ladies)        3.  Colognes and Perfumes          4.  Cosmetics                      5.  Drug Store Supplies            6.  Miscellaneous Items                                             To look at a specific item, type:                                       LOOK AT ITEM 'NUMBER' <ENTER>                                         Harvey walks up to you and tellsyou that the Captain wishes to see you on Deck A.  Cautiously, you    follow him to the designated area.    When you arrive, the Captain    smiles at you.  Then the Captain   says, 'I have just been informed   that you were discovered in a cabinbelonging to one of our other      passengers.  Fortunately, nothing  appears to be missing, so the otherpassenger is not pressing charges.    'However, in the future, please do not wander into someone else's  cabin.  That's all I wanted to say to you.  You may leave now.'          Harvey walks up to you and tellsyou that the Captain wishes to see you on Deck A.  Reluctantly, you   follow him to the designated area.    When you arrive, the Captain    frowns at you.  Then the Captain   says, 'I have just been informed   that you did not pay any attention to my previous warning.              'Therefore, let me explain myselfmore clearly.  If I hear another   report of your being in someone    else's cabin without an invitation,then I will put you in the ship's  brig until the voyage is over.     That's all.  You may leave now.'      Harvey walks up to you and tellsyou that the Captain wishes to see you on Deck A.  Fearfully, you     follow him to the designated area.    When you arrive, the Captain    glares at you.  Then the Captain   says, 'It is sad that you don't    wish to abide by our rules and stayout of other people's cabins.        'I am sorry, but I have no choicebut to have you locked up in our   ship's brig.  You will be released at the end of the voyage.'            A moment later you are taken    into custody, and you are escorted down to the ship's brig on Deck E.    Harvey walks up to you and tellsyou that the Captain wishes to see you on Deck A.  Reluctantly, you   follow him to the designated area.    When you arrive, the Captain    has Harvey search you. When nothingis found, the Captain says:  'A fewpassengers have reported that theircabins have been searched and theirvaluables stolen. When I heard thatyou were caught in another person'scabin, I thought you might be the  thief.  It appears that I might be mistaken. In any event, don't enterany cabin except your own in the   future. That's all. You may leave.'   Harvey walks up to you and tellsyou that the Captain wishes to see you on Deck A.  Reluctantly, you   follow him to the designated area.    When you arrive, the Captain    has Harvey take your fingerprints. He compares them to the prints leftin one of the cabins and smiles.      The Captain turns to you & says,'I am sorry, but you will be taken below and locked up in our ship's  brig.  When the voyage is over, youwill be turned over to the police.'   A moment later you are taken    into custody, and you are escorted down to the ship's brig on Deck E.    Harvey walks up to you and tellsyou that the Captain wishes to see you on Deck A.  Reluctantly, you   follow him to the designated area.    When you arrive, the Captain    has Harvey search you.  When they  find the stolen goods on you, they look at each other and nod.           The Captain turns to you & says,'I am sorry, but you will be taken below and locked up in our ship's  brig.  When the voyage is over, youwill be turned over to the police.'   A moment later you are taken    into custody, and you are escorted down to the ship's brig on Deck E.    Harvey walks up to you and tellsyou that the Captain wishes to see you on Deck A.  Reluctantly, you   follow him to the designated area.    When you arrive, the Captain    says, 'After we heard that you werecaught in someone else's cabin, we searched your cabin.  It was there that we found the stolen goods.    I am sorry, but you will be taken  below and locked up in our ship's  brig.  When the voyage is over, youwill be turned over to the police.'   A moment later you are taken    into custody, and you are escorted down to the ship's brig on Deck E.    Harvey walks up to you and tellsyou that the Captain wishes to see you on Deck A.  Reluctantly, you   follow him to the designated area.    When you arrive, the Captain    says, 'I have had every cabin on   board searched. We found the stolengoods in Frank's cabin.  He said hebought them from you in good faith.I am sorry, but you will be taken  below and locked up in our ship's  brig.  When the voyage is over, youwill be turned over to the police.'   A moment later you are taken    into custody, and you are escorted down to the ship's brig on Deck E.    Harvey walks up to you and tellsyou that the Captain wishes to see you on Deck A.  Reluctantly, you   follow him to the designated area.    When you arrive, the Captain    says, 'I have been told that you   were seen wearing an item that was stolen from someone else's cabin.  Unfortunately, you will have to be locked up in our ship's brig until the voyage is over.  When we reach port, you will be turned over to   the police.'                          A moment later you are taken    into custody, and you are escorted down to the ship's brig on Deck E.    Your victim crys out with a     blood chilling scream as they die. The sound is so terrible that you  truly feel sorry for your victim.     The victim's scream immediately attracts a lot of attention. Beforeyou can leave the area, you are    surrounded by several crew members.   They take your weapon away from you, and then they examine your    victim.  They find that your victimis dead.  Without a word, several  of the crew members take you to theship's brig.  On the way there, yourealize you will have to face a    murder trial when the ship docks.     The aim of Blackjack is to get  as close as possible to 21 points  without going over.  Each face cardcounts 10 points.  An Ace can countas 1 or 11, whichever you wish. Theother cards count their face value.   The game starts when you make a bet.  The maximum bet is $10.  ThenI deal each of us 2 cards, one facedown and one face up.  You can see both of your cards, but I can only see the one face up.  I then deal  you more cards, if you want them.  When you finish, I draw cards untilmy score is 17 or over.  Whoever isclosest to 21 (but not over) wins.    The maximum bet in the game of  Craps is ten dollars.  After you   place your bet, you roll two dice.    If you roll a 7 or an 11 on the first roll, then you win the amountof your bet.  However, if you roll a 2, 3 or 12 on your first roll,   then you have rolled a crap, and   you lose your bet.                    If you roll any other number on your first roll, then that number  becomes your Point. You continue toroll the dice until you roll your  Point or the number 7.  If you rollyour Point, then you win.  However,if you roll a 7, then you lose.       The maximum bet in Roulette is  ten dollars.  There are two ways   that you can place a bet.             First, you may bet on all of    the ODD numbers, or all of the EVENnumbers. You win the amount of yourbet if you're correct. If the housenumbers of zero or double zero comeup, then you automatically lose.      Second, you may bet on a single number between 1 to 36, or on zero or double zero (0 or 00). If you'recorrect, then you'll win 35 times  the amount of your bet.               In addition to my money on the  table, I have $350 in my cashbox.     The maximum bet on the Wheel of Fortune is ten dollars.  There are two ways you can place a bet.                                            First, you may bet on all of    the ODD numbers, or on all of the  EVEN numbers.  You win the amount  of your bet if you're correct.                                           Second, you may bet on a single number between 1 to 18.  If your   number comes up, then you win 35   times the amount of your bet.                                            In addition to my money on the  table, I have $350 in my cashbox.     Heather says, 'Hello there.  My name is Heather.  I'm so glad to   meet you.  I'm in the cabin next   to yours, and we share the bathroombetween our two cabins.               'I am so excited.  This is the  first ocean cruise I've ever been  on.  I've read so many love storiesabout how a girl meets a guy on a  ship just like this one, and they  fall in love, and then get married.I hope you don't think I'm silly,  but I hope that happens to me.        'Well, I've got to go now.  I   want to check out the lifeguard.   See you later.'                       Heather says, 'Hello there.  My name is Heather.  I'm so glad to   meet you.  I'm in the cabin next   to yours, and we share the bathroombetween our two cabins.               'While I was in the bathroom    this morning, I noticed that you   had put a few of your things in    there.  So I decided to keep my    toothbrush and other things in my  cabin, so they wouldn't get mixed  up with yours.  It seemed like the smart thing to do to me.              'Well, I've got to go now.  I   have some shopping I want to do    this morning.  See you later.'        The Bible tells us about God. Italso tells us about the Lord Jesus Christ, and about heaven and hell.    Let's begin by looking at Mark  4:11, John 1:1 & 1:14, & Luke 2:11.  'Unto you it is given to know theMYSTERY of the kingdom of God:  In the beginning was the Word, and theWord was with God, and the Word wasGod.  And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us. For unto you isborn this day in the city of David a Savior which is Christ the Lord.'   This tells us that God visited  the earth in human form as Jesus   Christ and that He walked among us.   Next, let me tell you about John14:1, 10:30, 11:25-26, and 8:24.      And Jesus said,  'Let not your  heart be troubled:  ye believe in  God, believe also in me.  I and my Father are one.  He that believeth in me, though he were dead,  yet   shall he live: And whosoever liveth& believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?  If ye believenot that I am he, ye shall die in  your sins.'                           In these verses, Jesus tells us that He is the Son of God.  He alsosays that if we don't believe in   Him, then we will die in our sins.    Now let me share these verses   with you:  I John 1:8, Eccl. 7:20, Romans 3:23, 6:23 and Matt. 16:26.    'If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truthis not in us.   For there is not a just man upon earth,  that doeth   good, and sinneth not. For all havesinned, and come short of the gloryof God; For what is a man profited,if he shall gain the whole world, &lose his own soul?  Or what shall aman give in exchange for his soul? For the wages of sin is death.'       This says that we've all sinned,and that our souls are in danger.     Next, let's look at I Cor. 2:7, 1:18, 15:3-4, and Romans 14:9.       'But we speak the wisdom of God  in a MYSTERY.  For the preaching ofthe cross is to them that perish   foolishness, but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.        'Christ died for our sins accord-to the scriptures;  And ... he was buried, and ... he rose again the  third day according to the scrip-  tures:  that he might be Lord both of the dead and living.'              Jesus paid the penalty for our  sins when He died on the cross.  Hepaid for our souls with His life.     Finally, let's take a look at   Mark 1:15, 2 Cor. 6:2, & Rom. 10:9.   'The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent  ye, and believe the gospel. Behold,NOW is the accepted time; .. NOW isthe day of salvation. If thou shaltconfess with thy mouth the Lord    Jesus, and shalt believe in thine  heart that God hath raised him fromthe dead, thou shalt be saved.'       Well, that's all I can tell you.If we will believe in Jesus, then  He will forgive our sins, and God  will guide our souls into heaven   (instead of hell) when we die.        Hi.  My name is Anthony and I'm an architect.  I live and work in  Wichita, Kansas.                      I'm 36 years old and I've never been married.  In fact, I haven't  even been engaged before.  You see,I've spent the last 14 years build-ing up my architectural business inWichita.  My business required me  to do a lot of traveling, and it   seemed that I just never had the   time to stop and socialize.           A couple of weeks ago it dawned on me that I haven't had a real    vacation in over ten years.  That'swhen I decided to take this cruise.   Hi.  Thanks for stopping to passthe time with me today.  My name isAnthony and I'm an architect.  I   have a small practice in Wichita,  Kansas.  Well, actually it's a     rather large firm.  But I just     plain got tired of managing it.       You see, I'm not married.  You  might think that's pretty strange  for a man who is 36 years old, but I never felt the need to settle    down until two weeks ago.  That's  when I decided to take this cruise.I figured it would be a great way  to meet the perfect woman.  But so far, I haven't had any luck.          Well, hello my dear.  How nice  of you to stop and chat with me.      My name is Betty.  I have three children and two grandchildren.    Both of my daughters are already   married, and my son is planning to to get married in three months.       My late husband, Mike, died two years ago. We loved each other verymuch, and I really miss him.  But  about six months ago, I realized   it was silly for me to just sit    around and fell sorry for myself.     That's why I decided to come on this cruise.  I'm hoping to meet a man my age that is marriage minded.   Hello.  My name is Betty. I havethree children & two grandchildren.I got married 43 years ago when I  was just 19 years old.  My husband was four years older than me, and  we had a good marriage.               Both of my girls are married    and my son is engaged to be marriedin just three more months.  That's the good news. The sad news is thatmy husband passed away two years   ago.  I still miss him, but I have decided I have mourned for him longenough, and that it's time for me  to get on with my life.  That's whyI decided to come on this cruise.     Hi.  Thanks for speaking to me. Just because I earn my living as a dancer, most of the other women on board won't even speak to me.         They don't realize how hard it  is to earn an honest living in New York City.  And it's even harder   when you're a young women with big boobs like myself.  I tried workingin several different offices, but  the boss would always fire me when I refused to go to bed with him.      And since I have too much pride to sell my body, the only way left for me to earn a living was as a   dancer.  I hope you understand.       Hi.  My name is Crystal.  And I might as well tell you right now   that I earn my living as a dancer  in New York City.                     As soon as I tell a man that, hethinks one of two things. That I'veno morals and that it will be easy to get me into bed.  Or that I haveno morals and that I'm not the typeof women he wants to get to know.     Well I do have morals.  And I'm not some cheap hussy.                 I hope I didn't make you angry  by being honest with you. I am gladto meet you.  I'm 27 years old. I'msingle and I love to dance.           Hello.  My name is Duncan.  I'm a police officer for the city of   Dayton, Ohio.  I just turned thirtyfour months ago, and I'm single.      I had a week's vacation saved upand I decided to use it to come on this cruise.  It's something I havewanted to do since I was a kid.       The only complaint I have is    that I've been having a little bit of a problem with sea sickness.    I'm telling you this in case I get up suddenly and make a dash for themens room.  I don't want you to    think that I'm rude, or that I     don't enyoy your company.             Hi guy.  My name is Duncan.  I'ma cop for the city of Dayton, Ohio.   I'm really enjoying this cruise except for an occassional attack ofseasickness.  If you should have a problem with it, let me recommend  those seasick pills that they sell in the ship's store.  Those pills  will calm your stomach for almost  six full hours.  They are great.      I reckon you're here for the    same reason as the rest of us guys.Looking for a woman, huh?  Well, I hope you're having better luck thanI am, because I've struck out with every women I've met so far.          Well, hello sweetheart.  It's sonice to meet someone with the good manners to introduce themself.        My name is Emily and I'm a      journalist. I write a weekly columnfor the National Tat-a-Tale. You'veprobably read one of my columns.   I always write about the personal  lives of famous people.  Of course,that does tend to make them mad,   but the American public has a rightto know about their heros.  Don't  you agree?                            I usually come on this cruise atleast once a year. There are alwaysa few show business people aboard.    My dear boy.  How nice of you tostop and introduce yourself.          My name is Emily.  I write a    little column for the National     Tat-a-Tale.  But you don't have to worry.  I never write about simple folks like you or me.  I always    write about famous people.  So justrelax and let's enjoy ourselves.      Now that you don't have to worryabout your life history being the  subject of my next column, let me  tell you what I think about you.   I find you extremely attractive andI don't mind telling you so. I justhope you feel the same about me.      Hello darling.  I'm glad you    stopped and spoke to me.  I've beennoticing you for some time now and I'm glad that we've finally met.      First of all, let me introduce  myself.  My name is Frank.  I have a little loan business that I run  up in Newark, New Jersey.  Nothing big, mind you, but it provides a   nice little income for me.            I'm also a very nice guy.  And Ialways give expensive presents to  girls who please me.  Who knows,   maybe I'll give you a small token  of my appreciation before this     cruise is over.                       Hi.  I'm pleased to know that   that there's another gentleman on  board who doesn't mind talking to  strangers.                            My name is Frank.  I live in    Newark, New Jersey.  I have a very successful loan business there.       That's the reason I'm on this   here cruise.  I needed to take sometime off from my business to let   things cool down a little bit, if  you know what I mean.                 Anyway, I'm enjoying the cruise.They got some good looking dames onthis here ship.  Who knows, I mightget lucky before this trip is over.   Hello there missy.  You sure    are a sweet looking thing.            And I can't blame you for being interested in me.  And just betweenthe two of us, I feel the same kindof attraction towards you.            My name is George.  I joined theMarines when I graduated from high school.  And I've spent the last 20years serving our country. In fact,I just retired from the Marines    last month with a nice pension.       I'm 39 nice years old and I'm intop shape.  In fact, I'm probably  in better physical condition than  any other man on board.               Hi guy.  My name is George and  I'm 39 years old.  I retired from  the Marines last month after 20    years of serving my country.          I've been on board ships a lot  bigger than this one many a time.  In fact, this ship is really small when you compare it to the type of ships I used to serve on.             Now you ain't a bad looking guy,so I think I'd better give you a   warning right now.  Once I pick outa filly for myself, I don't want   you or anyone else even speaking toher.  If you do, then I'll smash   your face in.                         Hi.  Remember me.  I'm Heather. I'm in the cabin next door to you. We share the bathroom between our  two cabins.                           I thought this cruise would helpimprove my sex life, but I'm not   too sure right now.  You see, I've always been real shy around boys,  ever since I was a freshman in highschool.  And that was years ago.      You probably aren't going to    believe this, but I'm 26 years old and I've never had a man make love to me.  I've want to so bad when   I'm alone, but as soon as I get    near a man, I just chicken out.       Oh.  Are you speaking to me?    Oh my.  I mean, hello.  My name is Heather.  I'm a librarian and I    live in Los Angeles, California.      I'm 26 years old.  Oh my.  MaybeI wasn't supposed to tell you that.Anyway, I live with my parents in  a small apartment in south LA.        My Dad, he's an electrician.  Hehas a good job working for the cityof Los Angeles.  My Mom, she's justan ordinary housewife.                Oh my.  Am I boring you?  I'm   don't mean to.  I'm so sorry.  I'm just not used to talking to men.   You make me so nervous.               Hello. My name is Ivy and I livein Washington, D.C.  I'm a fashion designer and I specialize in ladiesapparel.  I've been doing this typeof work for over 20 years, and I   really enjoy it.  I'm my own boss, and I work whatever hours I choose.   Unfortunately, my marriage fell apart about 6 months ago.  The man I was married to for 27 years ran  off and left me for his secretary. Our divorce was final 4 weeks ago.    Needless to say, my divorce tooka lot out of me.  My creative ideasjust dried up. So I decided to takethis cruise to lift my spirits.       Hello.  My name is Ivy.  This isthe first cruise I've ever been on,and I just love it.                   When I'm not on vacation, I workas an independent designer of      ladies fashions.  Primarily dressesand skirts.  Occassionally, I do   swimsuits, but not very often.        I live in Washinton, D.C.  My   only daughter lives in Boston with her husband and two children.  I   might as tell you now ... I'm a    recent divorcee. My husband left meafter 27 years of marriage.  He ranoff with his secretary.  Oh well.  You win some, and you lose some.      Hullo.  I'm Jeremy, the British actor.  I've spent most of me time starring in European stage plays.     Therefore, I seriously doubt if anyone in the United States has    ever heard of me.  But that ought  to change very soon now.  You see, I'm about to sign a contract to    star in one of your American movie films.  It should be great fun,    shouldn't it?                        I probably ought to tell you thatI'm 32 years old, and I have two   ex-wives.  Haven't done well with  the ladies, I haven't.  Maybe I'll do better next time around.           Hullo.  I say, aren't you the   friendly bloke.  You just start    talking to a complete stranger,    and you don't think naught about   it.  You Amerians really are good  sports, aren't you?                   Here now, my name is Jeremy.    I wouldn't be surprised if you've  never heard of me.  You see, I've  only done me acting in European    plays.  But that may change real   soon.  My agent is lining up a     movie deal for me right now with   one of your big American studios inCalifornia. He wanted me out of theway, so he sent me on this cruise.    Hi.  I'm Katie.  I'm a secretaryat one of the big insurance firms  in Greensboro, North Carolina.  I  was born in Raliegh just a few     miles from there.                     Just between us girls, I'm 45   years old, and I'm engaged to be   married for the first time in my   life.  I know I should be excited, but I just don't feel that way.    I mean the guy I'm going to marry  is a real sweet guy and all, and   I really do like him.  But he just doesn't light my fire, if you know what I mean.  So I decided to take this cruise and think it over.        Hello.  My name is Katie.  I'm  engaged, you know.  My fiancee is  a really sweet guy.  He's kind and considerate and gentle.  And he's  not bad looking either.  And I justknow he'll make a fine husband and a good father.                        Just listen to me ramble on so. I don't know why I'm telling you   all of this.  I sure you're not theleast bit interested.                 Anyway, I just wanted to explainwhy I'm on this crusie.  I'm not   looking for a husband, because I'm already engaged. I just needed sometime alone to think things over.      Hi.  I'm Laura.  I sell real    estate in Tupelo, Mississippi.        I came on this cruise because I wanted one last chance at catching myself a husband before I get too  old to care.  You see, I'm 57 yearsold, and I've never been married.  I know I'm relatively attractive   for my age, so that hasn't been theproblem.  The real problem is my   temper.  I just can't seem to get  it under control.  I hardly ever   get mad at another woman.  But if  the man I'm dating does something  I don't like, I let him have it.   I just can't hold onto a man.         Hi.  I'm Laura.  I'm a real     estate agent and I work in Tupelo, Mississippi.  I've been selling    real estate for nearly 30 years.   In fact, I'm seriously considering an early retirement.  I don't thinkI'm going to wait until I'm 65.       Both of my folks are dead, and  my only brother lives in Chicago   with his wife and four kids.          I have never been married.  In  fact, I've never even come close.  Each time I get into a relationshipwith a man, I say the wrong thing  at the wrong time and he gets mad  at me, and leaves.                    Hello.  Some people know me and some don't.  I suppose it depends  on the type of music you like.        Anyway, my name is Melissa and Ising country and western music.  Infact, I have a song in the top 40  right now called BLUE EYED COWBOY.    You know, it's hard to sing a   song about how great some guy is   when you've had two disasterous    marriages like the ones I've had.  Both of my ex-husbands seemed so   perfect until after we got married.That's when I found out that they  only married me to get publicity sothey could start their own careers.   Hello.  My name is Melissa.     If you think I look familar, it's  probably because you've seen my    picture on my latest country and   western album:  BLUE EYED COWBOY.     Or you may have read about me   in last month's issue of Tat-a-Talemagazine.  I'm the girl who just   lost her second husband to the     daughter of a movie producer.  Oh  well, in the long run I suppose I'mprobably better off without that   two-faced, two-timing SOB.  Pardon my language.  Anyway, I decided to get away from all that publicity,  and that's why I'm on this cruise.    Hello.  My name is Nathan.  I   know I don't look like your typicaldentist, but that's what I do for aliving.  I have a nice home and a  new puppy in Portland, Oregan.  My sister and her husband are taking  care of my puppy while I'm away.      Here I am in my mid-40's and I'mstill single. I've been dating thisone real nice lady for nearly ten  years now.  I've proposed to her onseveral occassions, but she always says she's not ready for marriage. After ten years, I'm beginning to  think she never will be.  That's   why I'm on this cruise by myself.     Hello.  My name is Nathan.  I   have a successful dental practice  in Portland, Oregan.                  I'm 45 years old, and I'm still single.  But not by choice. I foundthis really attractive woman about ten years ago, and I've been datingher ever since.  She says she lovesme, but she doesn't want to get    married.  She says she doesn't wantto get tied down with that kind of commitment.  I've tried to change  her mind.  But without success.       So I decided to take this cruiseand look for an attractive woman   who is interested in marriage.        Hi.  I'm Oliver. I'm a computer.I mean, I'm a computer programmer. I work for a large consulting firm in Birmingham, Alabama.  We custom design software for different typesof businesses.                        Actually, I'm just a junior     programmer.  Mostly I just update  the computer codes on some of our  older programs.  It's actually veryboring work.  But it's a living.      I came on this cruise in search of excitement and adventure.  But Ihaven't found any yet. And if I didI'm not sure I could handle it,    because I get nervous so easily.      Hi.  I'm Oliver.  I'm a computerprogrammer. Mostly I just do simplecode revisions for a consulting    firm in Birmingham, Alabama.          I'm single you know.  I'm 28    years old and single.  And I am    absolutely miserable.  My friends  are always setting me up with blinddates.  But I've never been able toimpress any girl enough to make herwant to try a second date with me.    So I decided to take this cruisewhere nobody knows me, and see if Icould start a meaningful relation- ship with a woman all by myself.   But I haven't succeeded yet.          Hello.  My name is Patricia.    I model expensive women's clothes  at several different ladies' shops in the Miami, Florida area.           I was just thinking about my    ex-husband. When I told him we weregoing to have a baby, he left me.  The big jerk.  Anyway, I have a 16 month old daughter at home and I   really miss her.  My mom is taking care of her right now, so I know I don't have anything to worry about.    Believe it or not, it was my   mom who made the plans for me to   come on this cruise.  As usual, sheknew best.  I'm having a good time.   Hello.  My name is Patricia.    I model expensive women's clothes  at several different ladies' shops in the Miami, Florida area.           I'm really pleased to meet you. But I think you should know that I was married once about two years   ago. When I told my husband we weregoing to have a baby, he left me.  So I have a 16 month old daughter  at home.  My Mom is taking care of her while I'm on this cruise.  In  fact, it was my Mom who insisted I come on this cruise. She thought itwould be a nice change of pace for me.  And so far, I am enjoying it.    Hello.  My name is Quincy.  And I don't mind telling you that I am 57 years old.  I used to have a    medical practice in Chicago.  But  about six months ago, I decided to retire.  And I did.  But I got so  bored sitting around with nothing  to do, that I decided to come on   this cruise.                          You see, my late wife Helen and I had always planned to go on a    cruise similar to this one when I  retired.  But five years ago, she  died suddenly from a heart attack. That all happened a long time ago, and life must go on, you know.        Hello.  My name is Quincy.  I'm a retired physician.  I'm also a   widower.  My wife died 5 years ago.   I live in a nice subdivision    on the outskirts of Chicago. I havetwo grown sons, and one daughter.  The daughter is married, and I haveone grandson.  My oldest boy is a  plumber, and he makes almost as    much money as I did before I gave  up my practice.  My youngest boy isa tennis bum.  I don't know if he  will ever amount to anything.         I'm really enjoying this cruise.I've seen a couple of women my age give me the eye.  That excites me.    Bon Jour.  My name is Rebecca.  I live in Quebec, Canada.  I used  to be a waitress, but I lost my    job last week.                        I lost my boyfriend the week    before that.  We were planning to  get married, and go on this cruise for our honeymoon.  We saved our   money for two years for this trip. And then he tells me he is going tomarry my girlfriend instead.  I'm  just glad I found out what kind of man he was before I married him.      So I have no job and I have no  boyfriend.  But I still have hope, & that's why I came on this cruise.   Bon Jour.  My name is Rebecca.  My tale is a sad one, and perhaps  you would not like to hear it, for it may sadden you.                    Ah, but you don't leave, so I   tell it to you.  Two weeks ago my  boyfriend told me he was going to  marry my girlfriend.  Then last    week I lost my job as a waitress   at the restaurant where I have     worked for the past four years.       That was sad, no?  But the good news is that I had a little money  saved up (for my wedding and honey-moon) and I have spent it to have  a week of fun on this cruise ship.    Hello. My name is Thomas and I'ma writer.  I've written four novelsand nine short stories.  But none  of them have ever been published.  At least not yet.  So I'm still an undiscovered author.                  I earn just barely enough money to live on by working at odd jobs  here and there.  I've mowed yards, washed cars, painted houses, and   worked in fast food restaurants.   I usually do the kind of work that people consider to be beneath the  dignity of a 38 year old bachelor. But it puts food on the table so I can continue my writing career.       Hello. My name is Thomas and I'ma writer.  I've written four novelsand nine short stories.  But none  of them have ever been published.  At least not yet.  So I'm still an undiscovered author.                  I earn just barely enough money to live on by working at odd jobs  here and there.  I've mowed yards, washed cars, painted houses, and   worked in fast food restaurants.   I usually do the kind of work that people consider to be beneath the  dignity of a 38 year old bachelor. But it puts food on the table so I can continue my writing career.       I am Ursula, the Duchess of     Lakemoor. Before I married the Dukeof Lakemoor, I was the Princess of Bolemia.  I have hundreds of years of royal blood in my veins.           Therefore, I'm sure that even   you can understand how degraded    I feel when I have to carry on a   conversation with a mere commoner  such as yourself. In fact, I detesthaving to speak to one of you lowerclass people for any reason.          Therefore, let me be brief.  Andplease pay attention.  You are not in the same social class as I am,  so do not speak to me again.          I am Ursula, the Duchess of     Lakemoor. Before I married the Dukeof Lakemoor, I was the Princess of Bolemia.  I have hundreds of years of royal blood in my veins.           Therefore, I'm sure that even   you can understand how degraded    I feel when I have to carry on a   conversation with a mere commoner  such as yourself. In fact, I detesthaving to speak to one of you lowerclass people for any reason.          Therefore, let me be brief.  Andplease pay attention.  You are not in the same social class as I am,  so do not speak to me again.          Hi.  My name is Vincent.  I liketo talk to folks, so let me begin  by telling you about myself.          I was born 67 years ago in      Lexington, Kentucky.  By the time Iwas 39, I had enough money saved upto buy a Dry Cleaners.  I worked   hard to make that business pay, andI succeeded.  I sold my business   two years ago, and I retired.         After I retired, my wife and I  were happy together.  But 9 months ago, my wife died. We never had anykids, so I was left all alone.        That's when I decided to come onthis cruise to cheer myself up.       Hi.  My name is Vincent.  I liketo talk to folks, so let me begin  by telling you about myself.          I was born 67 years ago in      Lexington, Kentucky.  By the time Iwas 39, I had enough money saved upto buy a Dry Cleaners.  I worked   hard to make that business pay, andI succeeded.  I sold my business   two years ago, and I retired.         After I retired, my wife and I  were happy together.  But 9 months ago, my wife died. We never had anykids, so I was left all alone.        That's when I decided to come onthis cruise to cheer myself up.       Hi.  My name is Warren.  I live in Memphis, Tennessee.  I sell autoand home owners insurance.            I know I don't look it, but I'm 61 years old.  I stay in shape by  walking two miles a day.  Even on  board this ship, I still walk up   and down the deck for 30 minutes   each day.  It's a great way to keepfit and stay healthy.                 I'm a confirmed bachelor.  Youngfolks nowadays don't know what thatmeans. So I usually have to explainit to them.  It means that I made adecision a long time ago to stay   single, and I've stuck to it.         Hi.  My name is Warren.  I live in Memphis, Tennessee.  I sell autoand home owners insurance.            I know I don't look it, but I'm 61 years old.  I stay in shape by  walking two miles a day.  Even on  board this ship, I still walk up   and down the deck for 30 minutes   each day.  It's a great way to keepfit and stay healthy.                 I'm a confirmed bachelor.  Youngfolks nowadays don't know what thatmeans. So I usually have to explainit to them.  It means that I made adecision a long time ago to stay   single, and I've stuck to it.         Good day to you.  My name is    Zachary.  I am a servant of the    almighty God.  I seek daily to knowGod's will for my life, and then I try to do as He bids me.              I'm 31 years old.  For the past seven years I've been the AssistantPastor in a small church in Lansig,Michigan.  Three weeks ago, I felt that God wanted me to come here to the Caribbean and be a missionary.    That's why I boarded this cruiseship.  God hasn't shown me which   island he wants me to go to yet.   But I pray to Him twice a day that He will lead me to the right place.   Good day to you.  My name is    Zachary.  I am a servant of the    almighty God.  I seek daily to knowGod's will for my life, and then I try to do as He bids me.              I'm 31 years old.  For the past seven years I've been the AssistantPastor in a small church in Lansig,Michigan.  Three weeks ago, I felt that God wanted me to come here to the Caribbean and be a missionary.    That's why I boarded this cruiseship.  God hasn't shown me which   island he wants me to go to yet.   But I pray to Him twice a day that He will lead me to the right place.   You hear an electrical crackle  and you realize the ship's intercomsystem had just been turned on.       A few moments later you hear a  voice that says, 'Good morning.    This is your Captain speaking.  I  would like to welcome you aboard   our ship.  I also want to tell you about our recreational facilities. On Decks A and B we have a swimmingpool, several restaurants & stores,and a casino.  Finally, I want to  personally invite you to attend ourGET ACQUAINTED DANCE tonight in theballroom on Deck B at 8 PM.          'Well, that's all for right now.'   You hear an electrical crackle  and you realize the ship's intercomsystem had just been turned on.       A few moments later you hear a  voice that says, 'Good morning.    This is your Captain speaking.        'I apologize if I have awakened you, but during the night we sailedinto a small tropical storm.  It isreally nothing more than a mild    rain shower.  So there is no need  for you to be concerned.              'However, for your own safety,  please do not come up to Deck A    today.  I will keep you posted if  the weather changes.  Good-day.'      You hear an electrical crackle  and you realize the ship's intercomsystem had just been turned on.       A few moments later you hear a  voice that says, 'Good morning.    This is your Captain speaking.        'I hope you have enjoyed your   week's cruise with us.  We are on  our way back to our home port in   Miami.  We should reach dock today at approximately 12 noon.             'We have enjoyed having you     aboard our ship, and we hope you   had a pleasant voyage.  If you wishto buy any last minute souvenirs,  now is the time to do so. Good-day.   You hear an electrical crackle  and you realize the ship's intercomsystem had just been turned on.       A few moments later you hear a  voice that says, 'Good evening.    This is your Captain speaking.        'I just wanted to remind every- one that we will be having our     traditional GET AQUAINTED DANCE in the ballroom on Deck B beginning   at 8 PM tonight.  This will be an  excellent opportuninty for you to  meet the other passengers and get  to know them better.                  'I hope everyone has a good timetonight. That's all for right now.'   First, your opponent discusses  the scoring rules with you to make sure you both agree on them.  Then you select a que stick, and you    walk beside your opponent to the   front of a vacant playing court.      Your opponent flips a coin, and you win the right to go first.  So you carefully line up your shot andgive it a shove.  It stops short.     Then your opponent steps up and takes a turn.  You continue to taketurns until the game is over.         You have the lower score, so youlose.  You are heartbroken, but youthank your opponent with a smile.     First, your opponent discusses  the scoring rules with you to make sure you both agree on them.  Then you select a que stick, and you    walk beside your opponent to the   front of a vacant playing court.      Your opponent flips a coin, and you win the right to go first.  So you carefully line up your shot andgive it a shove.  It lands well.      Then your opponent steps up and takes a turn.  You continue to taketurns until the game is over.         You have the higher score and   you win.  Modestly, you tell your  opponent that it was mostly luck.     You and your opponent sit down  at the table with the chess board. You start by picking up the chess  pieces and putting them on their   correct spots on the chess board.     Then you begin the game by      moving your king's pawn forward twospaces.  Your opponent considers   your move and makes an appropriate counter move.                         Approximately one hour later,   your opponent has your king in     checkmate.  You feel quite upset   about it, but you manage to smile  and congratulate your opponent for giving you a such challenging game.   You and your opponent sit down  at the table with the chess board. You start by picking up the chess  pieces and putting them on their   correct spots on the chess board.     Then you begin the game by      moving your king's pawn forward twospaces.  Your opponent considers   your move and makes an appropriate counter move.                         Approximately one hour later,   you have your opponent's king in   checkmate.  You feel fantastic, butyou graciously tell your opponent  that you would probably lose if    you had to play a rematch game.       You and your opponent sit down  at a table with a deck of cards.   After a brief discussion, you both agree to a game of gin rummy.  You also agree that the first person toget 500 points will win the game.     Then you draw cards, and your   opponent wins the right to deal.   After your opponent shuffles the   cards, you cut the deck, and the   first hand is dealt.                  Approximately an hour later, thescore is added up and your opponenthas more than 500 points.  You hideyour disappointment by thanking    your opponent for an exciting game.   You and your opponent sit down  at a table with a deck of cards.   After a brief discussion, you both agree to a game of gin rummy.  You also agree that the first person toget 500 points will win the game.     Then you draw cards, and your   opponent wins the right to deal.   After your opponent shuffles the   cards, you cut the deck, and the   first hand is dealt.                  Approximately an hour later, thescore is added up and you have over500 points.  You want to shout, butyou don't.  Instead you calmly say that the cards just fell your way.    You hear an electrical crackle  and you realize the ship's intercomsystem had just been turned on.       A few moments later you hear a  voice that says, 'Hello again.     This is your Captain speaking.        'We have just docked in Miami.  Please gather your things and make your way to Deck A to disembark.'     Quickly, you go to your closet  and begin packing your things.  As you look around your cabin, you    realize how much you have learned  during this past week.  And somehowyou know that knowledge is going toserve you well on your next cruise.   He puts his arms around you and kisses you lightly on your lips.   A moment later and his hands are   exploring the curves of your body.    Things advance a lot quicker    than you would like, and just aboutthe time you are truly in the mood for some good loving, he finishes.    He quickly makes his way to the bathroom and shuts the door.  Abouttwo minutes later, he emerges with a smile on his face and he says,   'Honey, that was real good.  Got togo now.  You can let yourself out.'   As he walks out the door, you   regret having come here at all.       She puts her arms around you andkisses you hard on the mouth.  As  she presses her body against yours,you can feel your passion rising.     She works quicker that any womanyou have ever known before, and in less than three minutes, she has   consumated the love act with you.     Then she goes into the bathroom and shuts the door.  While she is  gone, it suddenly dawns on you thatyou forgot to use any protection.     When she comes out of the bath- room, she smiles and says, 'Sugar, that was real good.  I've got to   go now.  You can let yourself out.'   If I have the gift of prophecy  and can fathom all mysteries and   all knowledge, and if I have a     faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.          Love is patient, love is kind.  It does not envy, it doesn't boast,it is not proud.  It is not rude,  it is not self-seeking, it is not  easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.  It always protects,    always trusts, always hopes, alwaysperseveres.  Love never fails.        And now these 3 remain: faith,  hope and love.  But the greatest ofthese is love.  (I Corinthians 13)    As you and your dance partner   step onto the dance floor, Dustin  begins to play a song by Hermin's  Hermits called 'There's a Kind of  Hush all over the World.'             Jeremy puts one of his hands on your right shoulder and his other  hand on your waist.  Then you beginto dance together in a wide circle.Although there is almost a foot of space between the two of you, your body begins to tingle with a desirethat you are quite familiar with.     When the music ends, Jeremy     kisses you on the cheek, and then  he escorts you back to your table.    As you and your dance partner   step onto the dance floor, Dustin  begins to play a song by Hermin's  Hermits called 'There's a Kind of  Hush all over the World.'             Melissa puts one of her hands onyour right shoulder and her other  hand on your waist.  Then you beginto dance together in a wide circle.Although there is almost a foot of space between the two of you, your body begins to tingle with a desirethat you are quite familiar with.     When the music ends, Melissa    kisses you on the cheek, and you   watch her walk gracefully away.       Dustin begins to play one of    Andy Williams old love songs called'What Now My Love?'                   A moment after the music starts,Jeremy puts his arms around you anddraws you close against his chest. Then he begins to dance very slowlywith you.  You can feel the heat ofhis body through your clothes, and for some reason you begin to feel  a burning desire to touch him in a more intimate manner.                 When the music ends, Jeremy     says, 'I would like to speak to youin private.  Please meet me on DeckA near the pool in 10 minutes.'       Dustin begins to play one of    Andy Williams old love songs called'What Now My Love?'                   A moment after the music starts,Melissa swings her arms around yourneck and leans against your chest. Then you begin to dance very slowlywith her.  You can feel the heat ofher body through your clothes, and for some reason you begin to feel  a burning desire to touch her in a more intimate manner.                 When the music ends, Melissa    says, 'I would like to speak to youin private.  Please meet me on DeckA near the pool in 10 minutes.'       Dustin begins to play one of    Olivia Newton-John's old songs     called 'I Honestly Love You.'         When the two of you reach the   dance floor, Jeremy takes one of   your hands in his and he puts his  other arm around your back & pulls you softly against his chest.  As  the two of you slow dance together,you begin to feel so good that you pray the dance will never end.        But the music does eventually   come to an end.  And when it does, Jeremy says, 'Please come up to    Deck A like you did last night.  I have something I want to tell you.'   Dustin begins to play one of    Olivia Newton-John's old songs     called 'I Honestly Love You.'         When the two of you reach the   dance floor, Melissa takes one of  your hands in hers and she puts herother arm around your neck.  Then  she nudges up to your chest.  As   the two of you slow dance together,you begin to feel so good that you pray the dance will never end.        But the music does eventually   come to an end.  And when it does, Melissa says, 'Please come up to   Deck A like you did last night.  I have something I want to tell you.'   When Jeremy sees you he says,   'Thanks for meeting me here.'         Then he leans forward and kissesyou very softly on your lips.  His kiss sets off a chain reaction     inside your body that stops just   short of that sweet release that   your body so desperately needs.    As you calm down, you can't believethat any man could do so much to   you with so little effort.            Jeremy smiles and says, 'You area very desirable woman, and I wouldlike to get to know you better.  Ifyou feel the same way, then save mea dance tomorrow night.'              When Melissa sees you she says, 'Thanks for meeting me here.'         Then she leans forward and      kisses you softly on your lips.    Her kiss sets off a chain reaction inside your body that stops just   short of that sweet release that   your body so desperately needs.    As you calm down, you can't believethat any woman could do so much to you with so little effort.            Melissa smiles and says, 'You   are one hunk of a man, and I would like to get to know you better.  Ifyou feel the same way, then save mea dance tomorrow night.'              When Jeremy sees you he says,   'Thanks for coming up here tonight to talk to me.'                       Then he leans forward just like he did last night, and he kisses   you softly on the lips.  Although  you were prepared for his kiss thistime, it still causes a devastatingchemical reaction deep down inside your abdomen.  When he finally endsthe kiss, you feel so light headed that you have a little trouble     keeping your balance.                 Jeremy smiles at you and says,  'I have something very important   that I need to tell you . . .         When Melissa sees you she says, 'Thanks for coming up here tonight to talk to me.'                       Then she leans forward just likeshe did last night, and she kisses you softly on the lips.  Although  you were prepared for her kiss thistime, it still causes a devastatingchemical reaction deep down inside your abdomen. When she finally endsthe kiss, you can still feel its   impact inside your pants.  You justhope it's not too conspicuous.        Melissa smiles at you and says, 'I have something very important   that I need to tell you . . .         Jeremy continues, 'I realize we haven't known each other very long,but I have been silently admiring  you ever since I first saw you on  Monday.  And then when I kissed youlast night I felt something very   special and I knew that destiny hadbrought us together.                  'What I'm trying to say is that I know beyond any shadow of a doubtthat I love you.  I love you.  And I want you to be my wife.             'Now I realize you'll need to   think about this, so I'll meet you at the dance party tomorrow night  and you can tell me your answer.'     Melissa continues, 'I realize wehaven't known each other very long,but I have been silently admiring  you ever since I first saw you on  Monday.  And then when I kissed youlast night I felt something very   special and I knew that destiny hadbrought us together.                  'What I'm trying to say is that I know beyond any shadow of a doubtthat I love you.  I love you.  And I'd like for us to get married.       'Now I realize you'll need to   think about this, so I'll meet you at the dance party tomorrow night  and you can tell me your answer.'     With a sad look on his face,    Jeremy says, 'I got a radio messagefrom my attorney around 5 o'clock  this afternoon.  It was bad news.     'You see, I have been legally   separated from my second wife for  almost six months now.  Before I   left England, I signed our final   divorce papers and gave them to my attorney.  My wife was supposed to have signed them yesterday, on     Friday, and then our divorce would have become legally binding when   the judge signed the final decree.    'Unfortunately, that isn't what took place on Friday.'                With a sad look on her face,    Melissa says, 'About 5 o'clock thisafternoon I got a radio messagage  from my attorney.  It was bad news.   'You see, I have been legally   separated from my second husband   for about two months now.  Before Ileft on this cruise, I signed our  final divorce papers and gave them to my attorney.  My husband had    promised to sign them yesterday,   on Friday.  Then our divorce would have become legally binding when   the judge signed the final decree.    'Unfortunately, that isn't what took place on Friday.'                'My attorney told me that my    second wife has just found out thatI'm about to sign a movie contract with one of your American film     companies.  She also found out thatit involves a lot of money.           'You can probably guess the     rest.  Now she claims she's had    a change of heart, and she still   loves me.  She told my attorney    that there is no way she will agreeto a divorce for at least 5 years.    'That means I'm not a free man  and that we can't get married.  If only someone knew something that   could get me out of this dilemma.'    Melissa continues, 'My attorney told me that my second husband had a disagreement with his new fianceeand they broke up.  So now he has  no where to live, and no one to    support him.                          'You can probably guess the     rest.  Now he claims he's had a    change of heart, and he still lovesme.  He informed my attorney that  there is no way he will agree to a divorce for several years.            'That means I'm not a free womanand that we can't get married.  If only someone knew something that   could get me out of this dilemma.'    Emily says, 'I do know somethingthat can help you and Jeremy.         'Several months ago I found out that Jeremy's second wife had been previously married, and that her   divorce wasn't finalized until two days after her marriage to Jeremy.    'Since she was still married to her first husband, her marriage to Jeremy wasn't legal.  I wrote a    really juicy column about it for   the National Tat-A-Tale, but when  Jeremy announced his divorce there was no reason to print my story.      'Why don't you go to Jeremy's   cabin and tell him the good news.'    Emily says, 'I do know somethingthat can help you and Melissa.        'Several months ago I found out that Melissa's second husband had  been previously married, and his   divorce wasn't finalized until two days after his marriage to Melissa.   'Since he was still married to  his first wife, his marriage to    Melissa wasn't legal.  I wrote a   really juicy column about it for   the National Tat-A-Tale, but when  Melissa announced her divorce therewas no reason to print my story.      'Why don't you go to Melissa's  cabin and tell her the good news.'    The first thing you do when you enter Jeremy's cabin is put your   arms around him and give him a verypassionage kiss.                      Jeremy looks at you in surprise,so you quickly tell him everything that Emily told you.  When you     finish Jeremy says, 'It sounds too good to be true, but I know Emily'sreputation, and she always verifiesinformation like that before she   writes a column.  So it must be    true.'                                At that moment Jeremy breaks    into a huge smile and says, 'Do    you know what this means?'            The first thing you do when you enter Melissa's cabin is put your  arms around her and give her a verypassionage kiss.                      She looks at you in surprise,   so you quickly tell her everything that Emily told you.  When you     finish Melissa says, 'It sounds toogood to be true, but I know Emily'sreputation, and she always verifiesinformation like that before she   writes a column.  So it must be    true.'                                At that moment Melissa breaks   into a huge smile and says, 'Do    you know what this means?'            'It means that I'm a free man   and that I can marry anyone that I choose.  And I choose you.            'That is, if you'll have me.    You probably know that my life     isn't one big pleasure cruise afteranother.  I'm an actor, and when   I'm under contract, I work twelve  to fourteen hours a day.  But when I get off work, I love to play.       'And if I have to travel to do  a movie, then I'll want you to comewith me ... no matter where in the world they might send me.  Do you  still want to be my wife now that  you know all of this?'                'It means that I'm a free woman and that I can marry anyone that I choose.  And I choose you.            'That is, if you'll have me.    You probably know that my life     isn't one big pleasure cruise afteranother.  I'm an singer, and when  I'm making a new album, I sometimeswork 10 or 12 hours a day. But whenI get off work, I love to play.       'And sometimes I have to travel on tour.  I would want you to come with me ... no matter where in the world I might have to go.  Do you  still want to marry me now that    you know all of this?'                Jeremy puts his arms around you and gives you a deep, passionate   kiss.  You entire body responds to that kiss, and you wonder how you  could have ever been satisfied withanything less in the past.            When Jeremy releases you, he    suggests a huge wedding ceremony   in London.  After you get over the initial shock of his suggestion,   you find the idea to be quite      romantic.  You can see yourself on your wedding night, looking out thewindow in your honeymoon suite at  the Tower of Big Ben in the moon-  light.  The vision pleases you.       Melissa puts her arms around youand gives you a deep, passionate   kiss.  You entire body responds to that kiss, and you wonder how you  could have ever been satisfied withanything less in the past.            When you finally end the kiss,  Melissa suggests a huge wedding    ceremony in Hawaii.  After you get over the initial shock of her      suggestion, you find the idea to bequite acceptable to you.  You can  picture yourself on your honeymoon,lying on the sun swept beaches and feasting on tropical delicacies.   The vision pleases you.               Anthony appears to be about six feet tall.  He looks like he is    probably in his mid-thirties.         He has broad shoulders and a    narrow waist.  His arm muscles looklean and powerful, but they don't  bulge out like the biceps of a     weight lifter.  He looks like he   weighs around 180 pounds.  That's  your best guess because you know   that muscle weighs more per square inch than fat does.                   He has coal black hair that he  wears combed back over his head.   He has light blue eyes, and he has the start of a good tan.              Betty is just a couple of inchestaller than five feet, and she is  quite thin.  Just looking at her,  you would probably guess she is in her early sixties.                    She has a full head of silver   colored hair that she wears in the most fashionable style.  She has   small blue eyes that give you the  impression she can see right into  your heart.                           She also has thin graceful arms and small hands.  She has short    fingernails.  As you look closely  at her fingertips, you can see the tiny marks left by a sewing needle.   Crystal is a very beautiful     woman.  She looks to be in her latetwenties, about five feet seven,   and approxiamtely 120 pounds.         She has short brown hair that   curls at the bottom towards her    neck.  Her eyes are light brown.   In addition, she has a sexy dark   brown tan all over her body.          As you let your eyes travel overher body, you see that she has longbeautiful legs.  She has extremely large bosoms and a very tiny waist.   She doesn't wear any makeup     because her skin is silkly smooth  and she has naturally moist lips.     Duncan is around 30 years old.  He stands five feet eleven and he  has an average build. He looks likehe might weigh about 150 pounds.      He has short black hair that he combs down into a bang above his   eyes.  His eyes are a blueish-greencolor, like the color of the sea.  His eyes are never still; they are always moving very slowly from one area to the next, as if he were    mentally recording every detail.      He has a nice looking face; not handsome, just mildly attractive.  He has a small scar on his neck    below his right ear.                  Emily appears to be in her late thirties. She uses youthful lookingmakeup to give the impression that she is much younger.  However, she doesn't fool you.                     She's about five feet six inchestall and weighs around 115 pounds. She has auburn colored hair that iscut very short.  Her eyes are an   emerald green and they flash with  color as she looks at you.  She hassmall, thin lips that never stay   closed for very long.                 She has a very fair complexion. She could spend weeks in the sun   and she would never get a tan.        Frank is a relatively short man in his late 40's.  He is about fivefeet seven inches tall and he is   considerably overweight.  Because  of his weight, he sweats a lot.       He has auburn colored hair. Whenyou look closely, you can tell thathis hair has been died recently.      He has a thin, red moustache.   He actually looks sinister.  But   for some reason, he doesn't inspirefear in you, just pity.               He is wearing a gold wedding    band. His finger is too fat for himto slide the wedding band up over  his knuckle so he can take it off.    George is tall and thin.  He    appears to be about six foot three.He couldn't possibly weigh more    than 160 pounds, and that isn't    very much for someone so tall.  He looks like he's about 40 years old.   He has a crew cut.  His hair is dark brown.  His eyes are the same color, dark brown.                    He has a tatoo on his left arm. The tatoo is a young girl in a tinybikini.  The tatoo looks old and   the ink is beginning to fade.         He looks confident, as if he    owns the ship.  His lips are curledinto a slight sneer.                  Heather is a young woman.  She  appears to be in her mid-twenties. She's about five feet five inches  tall, and she looks healthy but notthe least bit overweight.             She has brown hair that falls   in big curls around her shoulders. As you look at her eyes you notice that they are greenish brown in    color.  And the way she diverts    her gaze and won't look directly atyou confirms your suspicion that   she has a very shy nature.            As you continue to look at her, you get the feeling that you shouldprotect her but you don't know how.   Ivy is about five and one-half  feet tall, and of average build.   Judging from the small lines in herface, you would probably guess she is in her early fifties.              She has light brown hair that issparingly laced with tiny thin greyhairs.  Her eyes are bright blue   and she has high cheek bones.  Her wide, full lips are lightly coloredwith a pale shade of red lipstick.    For a woman her age, she still  has a very attractive figure.  In  fact, if you had to guess her age  by just looking at her body, you   would guess she was in her 30's.      Jeremy has short, blonde curly  hair.  He is six feet tall, and he looks like he weighs about 165 to  170 pounds.                           He has a slender body.  He movesabout with the grace and confidenceof a professional dancer.             Although he is an actor, he is  not wearing any facial makeup that you can detect.  His skin has a    clean, healthy look.  There isn't  a single wrinkle around his pale   blue eyes.  From his appearance,   you would estimate him to be in hisearly thirties. He sees you lookingat him, and he smiles at you.         Katie is an attractive looking  woman.  Judging from her reserved  posture, she is probably in her    mid-forties.  She looks to be aboutfive feet two inches tall, and she couldn't weigh more than 95 pounds.   She has long, straight blonde   hair that hangs halfway down her   small back.  Her eyes are a violet blue and she wears blue eye shadow to highlight them.                    Her breasts are about average insize, but due to her short height, they appear to be rather large. Shehas very nice legs and the shape ofher calf suggests regular workouts.   Laura is an attractive older    woman.  A careful examination of   her hands reveals that she is most likely in her late fifties.           She is five feet seven, and she is of average weight. She has takengood care of her skin, and it lookssmooth and spotless.                  Her hair is a very light shade  of brown.  Obviously the result of a recent application of hair dye.  Nevertheless, it has accomplished  the desired effect of making her   look several years younger and muchmore desirable.  This is enhanced  by the expensive perfume she wears.   Melissa is about five feet sevenand she has a magnificent figure.  She has very nice looking legs and smoothly curved hips.  Her small   waist accentuates her large bosoms.   She has natural blonde hair thatshe wears in loose curls over her  shoulders and on her forehead.  Hereyes are a sapphire blue and they  sparkle as the light falls on them.She has a large, full mouth and herlips are colored with a sexy shade of pink lipstick.                     She has a small beauty mark on  her right cheek that looks like a  big freckle.  It is very sexy.        Nathan is about five feet eleveninches tall.  He looks reasonably  healthy.  He has a little extra    weight in his midsection, but not  enough to make him unattractive.      From his appearance, you would  guess him to be in his mid-forties.He has brown hair that is streaked with grey around his temples.         He has hazel colored eyes, and  a fair complexion.  Except for his hands.  You've never seen a man    with such clean, white hands and   carefully manicured nails.            He appears to have a permanent  smile etched into his face.           Oliver looks like he might be inhis late twenties.  He stands aboutfive feet ten inches tall and he isa few pounds overweight.              He has chestnut colored hair    that he wears combed to the side.  His hair is a little longer than   average, and it reaches about two  inches down his back.                 His eyes are a pale green color with tiny blue specks in them that catch and reflect the light.          He has the start of a nice tan  on his face and arms.  The one     exception is his nose.  It is a    little bit red from too much sun.     Patricia is a young lady in her early twenties.  She is about five and a half feet tall, and she is   slightly underweight.                 She has wavy, dark brown hair   that doesn't quite reach to her    shoulders.  Her eyes are also a    dark shade of brown.                  Her skin has a deep, rich color to it, and that is probably why sheshe tans so very easily.  She looksgreat without makeup, and thereforeshe doesn't wear any.                 Her bosoms are a little smaller than average due to her careful    dieting habits.                       Quincy looks like your average  senior citizen in his late fifties.He has a thin covering of grey hairon his head, and he wears a neatly trimmed grey moustache.               He is about five feet nine, and he is very slender for his age.  Heisn't thin ... he just doesn't haveany of the extra weight on him thatis normal for people his age.         The most striking feature about him is his pastel blue eyes.  His  eyes have a certain radiance to    them that is quite enchanting.  As you look at his eyes more closely, you see a hint of mischief in them.   Rebecca is a very young woman   and she couldn't be more than 22 or23 years old.  She is approximatelyfive feet four inches tall, and sheweighs about 115 pounds.              She has a firm, youthful body   that is laced with energy.  Her    skin is smooth and blemish free.      She has long, straight black    hair that reaches down to her hips.She has blue eyes with tiny specks of green in them.  She has the     longest black eyelashes that you   have ever seen.  You look at them  very closely, and you realize that they're not false ... they're real.   Thomas is of average heigth,    just a little under six feet tall. Judging from his broad shoulders   and his medium sized waist you'd   assume he exercises regularly.        He has dark blonde hair that is almost brown in color. He parts hishair in the middle, and he combs itto each side and towards the back. His hair is extremely thick and it makes him look very masculine.        His hairy forearms add to his   overall masculine appearance.  But his most distinguishing feature is the blueness of his eyes.  The lookin his eyes is one of great wisdom.   Ursula is a tall woman of about five feet ten inches.  She is also a few pounds overweight.  From her general appearance, you would guessshe is probably in her late 30's.     She has a straight, rigid back  and she also keeps her neck very   straight.  To top that off, she    leans her head backwards slightly  so she can look at people down the bridge of her nose.                   She seldom speaks, but when she does she has a raspy, harsh voice  that is unnecessarily loud.  Her   English is understandable, but it  has a heavy French accent.            Vincent appears to be in his    late sixties.  He stands about fivefeet eight inches tall, but he has a slight stoop to his shoulders. Heis somewhat overweight, but not    more than would be expected for a  man his age.                          He has light grey hair, except  for the top of his head, which is  bald.  He is clean shaven, and his eyes are a misty green color.         He wears a smile on his face,   but as you look more closely you   can detect that his smile is just  for show.  He is really a very     lonely man who needs affection.       Warren has a perpetual smile    glued to his face.  Even though he is obviously in his early sixties, he has a certain zest for life thatemanates from him.                    He is about six feet two, and   he weighs about 185 pounds.  He hasthin silver hair that he combs to  the right side of his head.  His   eyes are a hazel brown color.         He appears to be in reasonably  good shape.  In fact, he looks likehe could probably run for several  miles without getting tired.  Whichis quite unusual for a man of his  vintage.                              Zachary is a young man, probablyin his early thirties.  He is aboutfive feet eleven inches tall, and  he is moderately overweight.          He has black hair that he wears neatly combed to the front right   side of his forehead.  His eyes area deep blue.  As you look at his   eyes you can sense a certain degreeof calmness and reassurance.          His ears are his most unusual   feature.  They are somewhat larger than normal, and they stick out    from his head in an awkward manner.The tops of his ears are rather    large and smoothly rounded.           Ann is a relatively short woman just over five feet in height.  Sheis also terribly overweight, and   she probably weighs at least 150   pounds.  You would estimate her to be somewhere in her mid to late    forties.                              Her skin has a pale, anemic lookto it and it is covered with small dark blotches.  She is so fat that her skin gathers in loose wrinkles around her neck.                      Due to her excessive weight, shesweats a lot as she moves around.  The odor from her body makes you   feel sick to your stomach.            Jennifer is approximately five  feet five inches tall, and she     weighs around 115 pounds.  Judging from the ease with which she moves,she is probably in her early 30's.    She has long blonde hair that   she keeps tied together in a long  ponytail at the back of her head.  She has light blue eyes, and she   wears dark blue eyeshadow.  She    also wears light red lipstick.        She has a very nice figure.  In fact, she is altogether a very nicelooking woman.  She has long legs  and full hips. Her breasts are justjust slightly bigger than average.    Harvey is about five feet eight inches tall, and he weighs around  165 pounds.  He looks like he mightbe in his late thirties.              He has ash brown hair with long sideburns and a small moustache.   Although he is short, he doesn't   look like he is weak.  In fact, he looks like he could win a fight    with a much larger man.               The most unusual feature about  him is his eyes.  They look dull   and lifeless.  An original thought could never emerge from that brain.He looks like the type of man who  needs to be told what he should do.   April is in her late twenties.  She is approximately five feet six inches tall, and she weighs around 135 pounds.  She's not fat, she's  just healthy looking.                 She has long fingers, and her   fingernails are very beautiful.    You look at her fingernails very   closely, but you can't decide if   they're real or not.                  She has short, dark brown hair  that is very curly.  She has light greyish brown eyes, and as you lookinto them carefully you sense that she may be a little bit bored with her life the way it is now.           Benjamin has the appearance of avirile young man in his mid-20's.  He is approximately five feet ten, and he weighs around 165 pounds.      He has long, wavy dark brown    hair that he wears tied together   in the back of his head.  He has anextremely handsome mustache and    long sideburns.  He has a very nicesuntan on the rest of his face and on his neck.                          As you look at him more closely,you see that the backs of his handsand his forearms are covered in    thick, dark brown hair.  Even the  backs of his fingers are hairy.       Bonnie is a small woman.  She isfive feet three inches tall, and   she weighs about 105 pounds.  She  looks like she is probably in her  early forties.                        She has short, black hair that  she wears combed to the side of herhead in a boyish style.  Her eyes  are a common shade of blue, and sheisn't wearing very much makeup.       She has a relatively straight   figure, with none of the normal    curves that men find attractive in a woman.  In general, you could notsay she was unattractive, just     visually boring.                      Brian looks like your typical   male lifeguard.  He's approximatelysix feet tall, and he is somewhere in his mid-twenties.  He has the   muscular build of an athlete.  Not like a weight lifter or a football player, but more like an olympic   gold medal winner.                    He has light brown hair that he combs towards the back of his head.   He has the deepest, darkest tan you have ever seen.  His chest is  covered with hair.  You notice thathis chest hair continues down in a thin line across his stomach until it disappears into his shorts.        Burke is a middle aged man in   his late forties.  He is about fivefeet eleven inches tall, and he    probably weighs around 185 pounds.    He has black hair and blue eyes.He has a full, dark moustache that curls down around the edges of his mouth.  He has straight, even teethand he has a small cleft in the    middle of his chin.                   As you look at him more closely,you notice a small scar to the leftof his nose.  The scar continues   downward towards his mouth until itdisappears behind his moustache.   You wonder how far the scar goes.     Charles is a large, heavy set   man.  He stands about six feet two,and he looks like he might weigh   at least 200 pounds.  If you had toguess his age, you would probably  say he was about 52 years old.        He has reddish brown hair, and  hazel colored eyes.  His eyes tell a lot about him.  As you look into his eyes you see unusual strength  combined with great wisdom.  You   also see that he is the type of manwho commands respect wherever he   might be.                             He wears a gold wedding band on his left hand.                        Dustin is about five feet eleveninches tall, and he has an average build.  He looks like he is in his late thirties.                        He has curly black hair, and    light blue eyes.  Beneath his eyes you see small, brown half circles.    His breath smells like stale    cigarettes.  In fact, his clothes  and even his hands have the odor ofburnt tobacco on them.                Gradually, your nose detects    another faint scent. It's the smellof strong bourban.  You can't be   positive, but you think that smell also comes from his clothes.          Edward appears to be somewhere  in his middle twenties. He is aboutfive feet nine inches tall, and he weighs around 190 pounds.  Althoughhis face is a little chubby, most  of his excess weight is centered inhis midsection.                       He has sandy colored hair, and  he is desperately trying to grow   a full beard.  Unfortunately, his  facial hair isn't thick enough to  form a dense growth, so you can seethe skin beneath his beard.           He has a light complexion, and  he has a mild sunburn on his fore- head and on his hands.                Erica is an attractive young    lady in her early twenties.  She isabout five feet four inches tall,  and she has a nice figure.            She has bleached blonde hair    that she wears pulled to the right side of her head where she has it  tied into a small ponytail over herright ear.  It looks a little bit  unusual, but at the same time it   also looks cute and trendy.           She has thin arms, but she has  very pretty hands.  Her hands are  small and her fingers look very    dainty. Her fingernails are paintedwith a dark red nail polish.          Gary is an older gentleman.  He looks to be in his late fifties.   He is five feet nine, and he weighsabout 155 pounds.                     He has snow white hair.  But he is gradually losing the hair on thetop of his head.  To compensate forhis hair loss, he is letting the   hair on the left side of his head  grow long, and he is combing that  hair up onto the top of his head.     He has light blue eyes.  As you look at him, you feel as if he     wants to be your friend.  At the   same time you also feel a little   bit guilty, but you don't know why.   Gina is an extremely attractive woman.  She is approximately five  feet six inches tall, and she has  a magnificent figure.  She looks   like she is in her late twenties.     She has light brown hair that   is long and wavy.  The ends of her hair are formed into a large curl. She has light blue eyes, and she isalways smiling.                       Her legs are smooth and sexy.   She also has a nicely rounded rear end.  She has an average size waistbut her breasts are considerably   larger than normal. You also noticethat she has a respectable suntan.    Henrique is a short man and he  couldn't be taller than five feet  four.  He is definitely overweight,but he is not as fat as you might  expect a gourmet cook to be.  Basedon the wrinkles around his eyes,   you would estimate him to be in hismid-forties.                          He has short arms and fat chubbyhands.  His hair looks like it     might have been brown when he was  younger, but it has mostly turned  to grey.  At least you think that  it's grey.  As you look closer, youcan't decide if it is actually greyor if he has flour in his hair.       Rosa is about five feet two and she has a relatively thin body. Shelooks like she might be around 30  to 32 years of age.                   She has long black hair that shewears in a bun on top of her head. Her eyes are a blueish green color.She has thin arms and small hands. As you look closely at her hands,  you notice how clean they are, and how she keeps her fingernails cut  very short.                           Then you lift your eyes to studyher face.  She appears to be truly happy with herself, but you can't  figure out why.                       Ian is a handsome young man.  Helooks like he is probably in his   late twenties.  He is six feet talland he has an exquisite body.         He has short, black hair that   he combs to the left side of his   head.  He has large greyish blue   eyes, and his thin lips curl upwardinto a slight smile.                  At the top of his lean, muscularlegs you notice a small, flat rear end.  He has a normal waist, but   his chest is unusually large.  And his biceps are so huge that they   look like they will rip his t-shirtapart at any moment.                  Jackie looks like she might be  in her mid-twenties.  She is five  feet nine inches tall, and she has a nice figure.  She looks like she might be a few pounds overweight,  but each of those pounds went to   just the right places.                She has fine, long black hair   that she wears in two pigtails in  the back of her head.  Her hair    style gives you the impression she might be a little younger than you first estimated.                      She has a light complexion and  she has dozens of tiny freckles allover her face.                        Lawrence is approximately six   feet one.  He has a lean, trim bodythat he obviously keeps in shape   through rigorous daily exercise.      He has very broad shoulders and a medium size waist.  You can see  his strong arm muscles through his tight fitting pullover shirt.         Below his thick brown eyebrows, he has deep blue eyes. He has sandybrown hair, and a full beard.  He  keeps his beard neatly trimmed, andas you look at him you get the     impression that you're looking at  a modern day version of a 17th     century pirate.                       Max stands about five feet sevenand he weighs around 150 pounds.   He has dark brown hair, and light  brown eyes.  He is in reasonably   good physical condition, except fora few extra pounds in his middle.     As you look at him more closely,you notice the slight wrinkles in  the skin on his hands.  Then you   take a closer look at his hair, andyou realize that he dyes his hair. Based on these facts, you estimate his age to be about 45 or 50.         Then you look carefully at the  small fold of skin below his chin  and you know that you are right.      Molly looks like she might be inher mid-twenties.  She's five feet five, and she has a medium build.     She has braided her light blondehair together and she has it pinnedto the rest of her hair on top of  her head.  She has light green eyeswith just a trace of grey in them.    She appears to have a very happydisposition.  She is always smilingand every now and then you hear hermuffle a subdued giggle.  For the  life of you, you can't figure out  what makes her so happy.  And then your eyes spot the engagement ring on her left hand.                     Pamela has a dark complexion andshe looks like she might have some Mexican blood in her.  She is aboutfive feet three inches tall, and   she probably weighs between 105 and110 pounds.  She's in her twenties.   She has thick brown hair that   is long and straight.  She wears a red ribbon in her hair to keep it  together in the back of her head.     Her eyes are big, round and a   dark shade of brown.  When you lookat her eyes, you feel a mild sort  of affection towards her ... the   type of feeling you might have if  you saw a four week old puppy.        Phillip is a short thin man in  his early fifties.  He looks to be about five feet six, and he weighs around 130 pounds.                    He wears a sun-visor on top of  his forehead to keep the light out of his eyes.  His thick dark grey  hair protrudes up through the largeround opening in the top of his    red sun-visor.                        For a short man he has unusuallylong arms and large hands.  As you look closely at his hands you see  nicotine stains between the fingersof his left hand.  Apparently, he  must smoke a good deal.               Randy is five feet ten inches   tall, and he weighs well over 200  pounds.  His extra weight is evenlydistributed over his entire body.  He has large arms, large legs, and a huge stomach.                       He has ash brown hair, and hazeleyes.  His large fat hands appear  to have been permanently stained   with engine oil.  You also notice  the dark brown grease that is cakedunderneath his short fingernails.     He is wearing blue overalls.    Judging from the wrinkled conditionof his clothes, you suspect that heprobably sleeps in them.              Scott is a reasonably attractiveyoung man in his late twenties.  Heis approximately five feet nine andhe is of average weight.              He has thin brown hair, and he  appears to be going prematurely    bald.  His eyes are a light shade  of blue with a little bit of grey  mixed in.                             He has very straight teeth and  he smiles frequently to show off   his best asset.                       He wears a gold bracelet around his left wrist. There are two namesengraved on the bracelet plate ... Scott and Molly.                      Sofia is a middle aged lady in  her early forties.  She is about   five feet five and she is slightly overweight.  Not so much in her    arms or legs, just in the area     below her belt.                       She has chestnut colored hair   and her eyes are a pale shade of   brown.  She wears a pair of very   fashionable eyeglasses that are    attached to a string looped around her neck. She has a very attractiveset of perfectly straight, white   teeth.  As you look at how perfect her teeth are, you begin to suspectthat they might be false.             Susan is a tall, good-looking   woman.  She is approximately five  feet eleven inches tall, and she   has a very attractive figure.  Fromher general appearance you would   guess she is around 35 years old.     She has frosted brown hair that she wears in a teased fashion.  Herhair sticks out in every direction from her head.                        She has pretty blue green eyes  and she draws attention to them    through the strategic use of a     contrasting shade of eye makeup.   Her lips are thin, but she uses redlipstick to make them look bigger.    Tiffany is a small, sexy lookingwoman who appears to be around 30  years old. Although she is packagedin a small frame, there is no doubtin your mind as to her sex.  She isprobably no taller than five feet  one and she couldn't possibly weighmore than 90 pounds.  But she has  every feminine curve in just the   right place.                          Her legs are perfectly shaped,  and the swell of her rear end wouldmake any man look at her twice. Buther most stiking features are her  firm, round twin breasts that stickstraight out from above her waist.    William is approximately six    feet tall, and he weighs around    190 pounds.  He is probably in his early fifties.                        His hair has turned completely  grey, and he wears it combed to theright side of his head.  His eyes  are a light shade of blue, and theyare sunk deep into his head.  You  see a small mole on his left cheek.   He has a short, flat nose and   he wears a pair of horn-rimmed     eyeglasses on the end of his nose. His hands are white and clean;     probably due to the many times he  washes them each day.                 The two of you walk out onto thedance floor.  A moment later the   piano player begins to play one of the Beatles' old songs called PennyLane.  The music isn't fast or slowand you aren't sure how you should dance to it.                          Your fears quickly disappear as you imitate your partner and put   your right hand on their shoulder  and your left hand on their waist. Then the two of you slowly dance   around the edge of the dance floor.   When the song ends, your partnersmiles and says, 'Thank you.'  Thenyou return to your seat & sit down.   When you step onto the dance    floor, Dustin begins to play the   original version of 'The Twist' as recorded by Chubby Checker.           You hesitate for a moment as youtry to remember how to twist.  But somehow your body just takes over  and the next thing you know your   feet are twisting one way and your hips are twisting the other way.      You can't believe how good it   feels.  Your partner looks at you  with an approving smile.              When the song ends, your partnerthanks you graciously.  Then you goback to your chair and sit down.      You walk to the dance floor handin hand with your dance partner.   When you get there you turn around and face your partner as you wait  for the music to begin.               For some reason, Dustin decides to change the pace and he begins toplay 'Unchained Melody' by The     Righteous Brothers.  Your partner  steps toward you and you gently putyour arms around each other.  Then the two of you dance ever so slowlyin a very small circle.               The music ends and your partner thanks you with a smile.  Then you return to your table and sit down.    When you step onto the dance    floor, the piano player begins to  play 'Proud Mary' by the Creedence Clearwater Revival.                   The beat is fast, and before yourealize it you are facing your     dance partner and your feet are    moving up and down and back and    forth in a pattern that you can't  believe your body still remembers. Then your arms start into motion.  It feels so good that you just wantto scream with joy.                   All too soon the music stops andyour partner thanks you.  You don'twant to, but you go and sit down.     As you and your dance partner   step onto the dance floor, Dustin  begins to play 'Raindrops Keep     Falling on my Head,' the theme songfrom the movie 'Butch Cassidy and  the Sundance Kid.'                    The tune is easy to dance to andyour feet begin to move back and   forth in short, slow dance steps   while your body sways to and fro ina slow, rhythmic motion.  For some reason, you begin to feel very,    very relaxed and quite at ease.       The song ends and your partner  thanks you with a smile.  You walk back to your chair and sit down.      The moment you and your partner reach the dance floor, Dustin's    piano roars to life with the song  'Great Balls of Fire' by Jerry Lee Lewis.                                The music penetrates deep into  your body and you start moving yourarms and your feet to the fast paceof the music. Suddenly, you realizethat your head is also bobbing up  and down to the beat of the music. At that same time, you can feel theblood rushing through your veins.     When the music stops, you feel  physically exhausted.  Your partnerthanks you, and you go sit down.      When you reach the dance floor, there is a brief, awkward silence. After a few long seconds, piano    music begins to fill the air.  You instantly recognize the song as oneof Elvis Presley's first big hits: 'Love Me Tender.'                     You put your arms around your   dance partner, and you begin to    dance very slowly.  As the music   begins to seduce you, you graduallypull your partner closer to you.      When the song ends, you realize how tight your embrace is, and you feel embarrassed.  So you politley thank your partner and go sit down.   When you reach the dance floor, Dustin has already started playing an old tune by The Loving Spoonfulscalled 'What a Day for a Daydream.'   The music has a very lazy beat  to it, and a few seconds later yourbody starts to sway ever so gently to the soft, peaceful melody.  As  the music continues, you begin to  feel very good about yourself.  Andfor some unknown reason, you also  begin to feel as if this voyage is going to change your entire life.     The song ends and your partner  thanks you.  You walk back to your table with a smile on your face.      As you follow your dance partnerto the dance floor, Dustin begins  to play one of The Rolling Stones' early hits called 'Satisfaction.'     When you reach the dance floor, your feet take on a life of their  own and you begin to dance like a  sixteen year old.  Something about the music causes you to bend your  knees and temporarily lower your   back towards the floor.  And you   repeat that seductive movement at  regular intervals during the song.    When the song ends, your dance  partner thanks you.  Exhausted, youreturn to your chair and sit down.    When you and your dance partner step onto the dance floor, Dustin  begins to play a song that you've  never heard before.  Suddenly, you realize that it's waltz music.        Your dance partner looks at you to see if you still want to dance. You nod your head yes, and a momentlater the two of you begin waltzingtogether.  Although you both start off in a clumsy manner, you soon   get the hang of it and you begin tofeel quite proud of yourself.         The music ends and your partner thanks you.  You mentally pat your-self on the back as you sit down.     On the way to the dance floor,  you hear Dustin begin to play one  of the Beach Boys' old songs calledShe'll Have Fun, Fun, Fun Until HerDaddy Takes Her T-Bird Away.          When you step onto the dance    floor, your body is already in tunewith the music, and your feet startmoving in a shuffling pattern that you learned as a kid.  For some    reason, this particular song also  affects your shoulders and they    start rocking to and fro.             When the song ends, your dance  partner says, 'Thank you.' Then youreturn to your table and sit down.    Your dance partner leads the wayto the dance floor.  As you follow along behind, Dustin begins to playone of Conway Twitty's hits called It's Only Make Believe.               When you reach the dance floor, your partner turns around, faces   you, and smiles at you.  After you put your arms around each other,   your dance partner surprises you byleading you in a three-step Texas  style polka.  It takes you a minuteto catch on, but then you love it.    When the song ends, you want to continue the polka.  But you don't.Instead, you go and sit back down.    Eager to dance, you lead the wayto the dance floor as your partner follows along behind.  When you    reach the dance floor, you hear thepiano music and you recognize the  tune as one of Tom Jones' old hits called 'I Was Made to Love Her.'      After a moments hesitation, you reach out and grasp your partner byone hand, and you put your other   hand on their shoulder.  Then the  two of you dance in a circle aroundone end of the dance floor.           When the song ends, your dance  partner thanks you with a smile andyou return to your private table.     Before you and your partner get to the dance floor, you hear Dustinstart to play 'Crocodile Rock' by  Elton John.                           The tempo of the music is very  fast and your feet, arms, shouldersand head all start to move at the  same time.  As the music continues to play, you find yourself making  up new dance steps and trying them out.  The next thing you know, the top half of your body is also doingthings you've never done before.      When the music ends, you feel   sorry that it's over. But you thankyour partner, and you go sit down.    Your dance partner takes you by the hand and leads you out to the  center of the dance floor.  After  you get there, you have to wait a  moment for Dustin to put his drink back on top of his piano.  Then he starts to play one of Patti Page's old songs called Gentle on my Mind.   The music is soft and melodious,and you put your arms around your  dance partner.  You can feel the   warmth of your dance partner's bodyas you dance together very, very   slowly.                               At the end of the song you thankyour partner, and you go sit down.    As the two of you make your way to the dance floor, you hear Dustinstart to play one of Sonny & Cher'sold songs called 'I Got You Babe.'    The song has an easy, even beat to it, and your feet begin to move in a relaxed, easy manner: first tothe side, then to the front, and   finally back to the center.  You   let your arms sway gently back and forth to the rhythm of the music   while you softly snap your fingers.   When the song comes to an end,  you give your partner a nice smile and you say, 'Thank you for the    dance.'  Then you go and sit down.    You and your dance partner step onto the dance floor at the same   instant that Dustin starts to play his piano. As soon as you hear the first few notes to the song, you   recognize it as 'Johnny B. Goode'  by Chuck Berry.                       The sound of the music thrills  you, and before you realize it yourfeet have started dancing in time  to the music.  A moment later and  your hips are gyrating and your    hands are circling one another.       When the music ends you feel    absolutely fantastic.  Your partnerthanks you and you go and sit down.   You walk side by side with your dance partner onto the dance floor.As you turn and face each other,   Dustin starts to play one of Neil  Diamond's classic hits called 'SongSung Blue.'                           As you listen to the sad but    romantic music, you put your arms  around your dance partner. Then thetwo of you begin to dance together very slowly.  As the song continuesyou feel as if the two of you are  barely moving, and it feels good.     After a slight dip at the end ofthe song, you thank your dance     partner.  Then you go and sit down.   The piano starts to play as you make your way to the dance floor.  Almost instantly you recognize the song as 'Soul Man' which was one ofSam and Dave's biggest hits.          The music is absolutely intoxi- cating, and you feel your heart    start to beat faster as your entirebody enters into the dance. You caneven feel your hair moving as you  shake and twist your body.  As you continue to dance, you realize thatthe way you are dancing is causing you to become sexually aroused.       When the dance ends you quickly return to your table to cool off.     The piano music starts before   you and your dance partner reach   the dance floor.  The name of the  song is 'Downtown' and you rememberthat it was originally sung by     Petula Clark.                         The tempo of the music is a bit too fast to slow dance to, so you  begin to shuffle your feet in a    smooth, rhythmic pattern.  And you gently sway your arms and your hipsfrom side to side in time with the music.                                When the music ends, your dance partner thanks you, and you return to your chair in a very good mood.    After you and your dance partnerget to the dance floor, you have towait a moment for Dustin to decide what he wants to play next.  After a brief silence, he begins to play 'Bad Moon Rising' by CCR.             As the music fills the room, youbegin to feel very sensual and you start moving your feet, arms and   hips in a natural rhythm with the  music.  You feel so very sexy that you don't realize how provocative  your dancing is until the music    actually stops.   Then you feel a  little bit ashamed, so you politelyexcuse yourself and go sit down.      As you step onto the edge of thedance floor you recognize the song that Dustin has started to play.   It is 'Down in the Boondocks' by   Billy Jo Royal.                       The tempo is a moderate one, so you begin to move your feet in a   simple back and forth pattern.  At the same time you alternately move your right and left shoulders for- ward and back.  You keep your arms moving in slow, tight circles at   your sides.                           At the end of the song, your    partner says, 'Thank you.' Then yougracefully walk back to your chair.   When you and your partner reach the center of the dance floor, you can't recall the name of the tune  that Dustin has started to play.   When you ask your partner what it  is, you are told that it's one of  the Young Rascals' old hits called 'Groovin on a Sunday Afternoon.'      It's a lazy song, so you just   start shuffling your feet in a verysimple, relaxed pattern.  The rest of your body also moves in short,  simple motions.                       When the music stops, you thank your dance partner, and you return to your table and sit down.           When Dustin begins to touch the keys on his piano you recognize thetune as 'Try a Little Tenderness'  by Otis Redding.                      You put your arms around your   partner and you begin to dance veryslowly in a small circle.             Then about halfway through the  song the tempo starts to pick up   and you release your dance partner.Your body is yearning to move by   now, and you keep pace with the    music as it continues to speed up  all the way to the very end.          You thank your dance partner andyou return to your table to rest.     On the way to the dance floor,  your dance partner stops and puts  two dollars in the jar on top of   the piano.  Then he whispers a few words to the piano player.  When   you and your dance partner reach   the dance floor, Dustin begins to  play a slow song from the 50's era.   You cautiously put your hands onyour dance partner's shoulders, buthe grabs your waist and pulls you  close against his body.  And he    keeps you there during the entire  song.  When the music finally ends,you push him away from you, and youwalk briskly back to your table.      As you walk towards the dance   floor, your dance partner stops andwhispers something to the piano    player.  A moment later he joins   you on the dance floor and Dustin  begins to play a very slow song    that you've never heard before.       Your dance partner grabs you andpulls you up close against him.  Asthe music continues to play, you   can feel his hands roam up and downyour back in a manner that you findto be slightly offensive.             When the song finally ends, you quickly leave the dance floor and  return to your table.                 Your dance partner takes you by the hand and leads you onto the    dance floor.  When he gets there   he gives the piano player a slight smile, and Dustin begins to play a soft, gentle love song.               Your dance partner gently puts  his hands on your waist.  He beginsthe dance by taking you a few shortsteps to the right & then he pausesfor a moment.  Then he leads you tothe left and stops momentarily.  Herepeats this pattern until the songcomes to the end.  Then he smiles  at you, bows at the waist, and     escorts you back to your chair.       As you walk beside your dance   partner towards the dance floor,   you see him give Dustin a wink.    When the two of you step onto the  dance floor, Dustin begins to play a song that sounds like something  Glen Miller may have composed.        Your dance partner gently takes your left hand in his right hand,  and he puts his other hand on your waist.  Then he gracefully leads   you in short dance steps around thedance floor.                          At the end of the song, he says 'Thank you.' Then he walks you backto your table, and you sit down.      You take your dance partner by  the hand and lead her to the dance floor.  Once you get there, she    glances at the piano player. Dustinimmediatly senses that she is a    little bit nervous, so he begins toplay an old song by Glen Miller.      You gracefully take your dance  partner's left hand in your right  hand, and you put your other hand  on her waist.  Then you guide her  in a slow dance around the floor.     When the music ends, you escort her back to her chair and you thankher for the dance.  Then you returnto your table and sit down.           As you lead the way to the dancefloor, your dance partner gently   pinches you on the rear. You aren'tsure how you should react, so you  pretend you didn't feel it.           When you reach the dance floor, your dance partner gives Dustin an evil look and he instantly starts  to play a very slow love song.        Then your dance partner slips   her arms around you.  When you do  the same, she presses her chest up against yours and softly moves it  back and forth during the entire   song.  When the song ends, you go  and sit down to hide your arousal.    You take your dance partner by  the hand and lead her to the dance floor.  She follows faithfully     behind you like an obedient puppy.    When you reach the dance floor, Dustin begins to play one of the   old songs from the sixties era.    As you begin to rock and roll, you notice that your partner dances    quite well, but she avoids looking directly at you.  The one time you do catch her eye, you see her blushand look quickly away.                When the song ends, she thanks  you and rushes back to her chair.  Then you return to your table.     