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Oh, no!! I paid for this?! This beast is really ugly! Jeezzz...I hope I don't
get the clap from this hooker. Well, she seems to be annoyed that I haven't 
jumped on her yet. Go to it, stud!!
***
2
It's the Gambler's Gazette. There's an article here which tells how to 
activate the games at the Adventurers Hotel! It says that blackjack can be 
played by entering 'Play 21.' The slot machines start with 'Play slots!' 21
can be beat. The trick is- always play with the blue cards and always bet $2.
***
3
Mmmmm....an interesting magazine with a nice centerfold! The feature article 
is about how to pick up an innocent girl at a disco. It says- 'Shower her 
with presents. Dancing won't hurt either. And wine is always good to get 
things moving!'
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Cute and innocent! Just the way I like my women. Oh, this girl is great! She 
has a beautiful California tan...and pert little breasts...a trim waist...and
well-rounded hips! I dream about getting this nice a girl. I hope you play 
this game well enough so I can have my jollys with her! You could make your 
puppet a very happy man!
***
5
What a beautiful face! She's leaning back in the jacuzzi with her eyes closed
and seems extremely relaxed. The water is bubbling up around her. A 10! She's
so beautiful...a guy really could fall in love with a girl like this. I 
presume her name is 'Eve,' at least, that's what the towel next to her has 
embroidered on it.
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6
A taxi pulls up and screeches to a halt. I get in the back and sit down. A
sign says, 'We service 3 destinations. When asked, please specify- disco, 
casino, or bar.' The driver turns and asks, 'Where to, Mac?'
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The elevator doors open. I get in. As the doors close, music starts playing.
It's the usual elevator stuff...boring! We start to move...after a few
seconds the elevator stops. The doors open and I get out.
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She says, 'Me first!' She takes my throbbing tool into her mouth! She starts
going to work...feels so good!! Then she smiles as she bites it off! She
says, 'No oral sex in this game!! Suffer!!'
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Well, my son...here's my story. I came here many years ago- and my goals
were the same as yours... but this adventure was too much for me! Here's a
gift...carry it with you at all times!! There's some kinky girls in this
town! And you never know when you may need to use this to defend yourself!!
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She's wearing the tightest jeans! Wow...what a body!! 36-24-35! This girl's
derriere is sensational! And the shirt? See through- and what I see, I like!
As my eyes reluctantly roam from her body, I see bright blue eyes- and a
smile that dazles me. I think she likes me!
***
11
A masked man runs across the screen. Jumping up, he lands on his horse and
yells, 'Hi, ho, Plutonium!' He rides off into a green sky.... Nothing like a
good old western to pass the time...
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12
It's 'The Price is Fright!' 'And now, for our favorite host, Haunty Maule!'
Haunty jumps up on the stage- he asks, 'and who's our first lucky contestant?'
The announcer points out a lady...the crowd screams in ecstacy as she's 
dragged to the stage!
***
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Captain Jerk looks at the door from which behind the noise is coming.
Throwing open the door- his face turns a deep red!! He says, 'Scotty! What
are you doing??' Scotty replies, 'But, Captain?!?! My girl and I...we're
engaged!' Captain Jerk commands, 'Well, then... disengage!' And the starship
thrusts forward...penetrating deeper into space!
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The news! Today the prime rate was raised once again...to 257%! This does
not come near the record set back in 1996, when it broke the 1000% mark. The
birth rate has taken a dramatic fall...this is due to the increased usage of 
computers as sexual partners. However, rapes of innocent people are on the 
increase! And who is the rapist? Computerized banking machines lead the 
list...followed by home computers.
***
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Mr. Rodjerks jumps up with his big sneakers and says in his cheery voice...
'Guess what, boys and girls? Today, we're going to learn about suckers!
Susie...see the lollipop? Can you stick it in your mouth? That's right! 
That's a nice lollipop! Nice and hard, right?'
***
16
Cable TV! They're showing the kinkiest X-rated movies! This one's titled,
'Deep Nostril!' The pimp likes this one! He's engrossed in the action he
sees! He seems distracted now...
***
17
It's 'Happy Daze!!' Richie turns to Gonzy and says, 'But you always had it
made with the girls...what's your secret?' The Gonz says, 'Aaayyyy...I
didn't get my name for nuttin!'  Reaching into his pocket he pulls out a
funny-looking cigarette.
***
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Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Jones are comparing detergents... 'See this blouse? We're
making it this dirty to see whose works better...' (A dog is thrown onto the
blouse. In his excitement, he defacates all over it.)  'Do you think yours 
will work, Mrs. Smith?' (The camera pans to Mrs. Smith. She throws up.) 
'Okay, how about you, Mrs. Jones?'
***
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It's the Super Bowl!! 'The center snaps the ball! The quarterback fades
back!! It's a bomb!!! The ball sails through the air. The receiver runs to
get it. It explodes in his hands!! What a bomb! Tell me, Howard: Have you
ever seen THIS before?!'
***
20
She takes the apple and raises it to her mouth. With an outrageously
innocent look, she takes a small bite out of it. A smile comes across her
face! She's really starting to look quite sexy!! She winks and lies back
in the jacuzzi. 
***
21
It's a good thing I was wearing that rubber!! She was ok- but really...can't
you do better than this? The score is now 1 out of a possible 3. So,
congratulations! Well, go to it, you stud! Find me another girl!
***
22
Oh, boy!! It's got 3 spots to try!! I thrust into the doll-kinky, eh? I
start to increase my tempo...faster and faster I go! Suddenly there's
a flatulent noise and the doll becomes a popped baloon soaring around the
room! It flies out of the room and disappears!
***
23
She hops out of the tub- the steam rising from her skin...her body is the
best looking I've ever seen!! Then she comes up to me and gives the best
time of my life! Well...I guess that's it! As your puppet in this game, I
thank you for the pleasure you have brought me.... So long...I've got to get
back to my new girl here! Keep it up!
***
24
She says, 'Lay down, Honey- Let me give you a special surprise!' I lay down
and she says, 'OK- now close your eyes.' I close my eyes and she starts to
go to work on me. I'm really enjoying myself when suddenly she ties me to
the bed!! Then she says, 'So long, turkey!' and runs out of the room!!
Well- the score is now 2 out of a possible 3...but I'm also tied to the bed
and can't move.
***
25
Mmmmm. This is a peeping tom's paradise! Across the way is another hotel.
Ah hah! The curtains are open at one window! The bathroom door opens and a
girl walks out. Holy cow! Her boobs are huge- and look at the way they sway
as she strides across the room! Now she's taking a large sausage-shaped
object and looking at it longingly! Damn! She shut the curtain!
***
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This stuff is good!  I'm breathing heavily- I've never been this horny! I've
just got to do something! Ah! There goes a female german shepard! That gives
me an idea! Kinky dog! Clawed me to death!!!!!
***
27
The blonde looks at the pills and says, 'Thanks! I love this stuff!' She
takes a pill...her nipples start to stand up! Wow!! She's breathing
heavily...I hope she rapes me!! She says, 'So long, sucker! I'm going to go
see my boy friend!' She disappears down the stairs....
***
28
The driver looks at me and says, 'Hey! What's that you got? Wine?' He grabs
the bottle and guzzles the wine down!! Oh, no!! He's swerving towards a huge
truck!! I grab the wheeel. We struggle!!! The truck just misses us!!
***
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Thy quest is over! Thank you so much for playing! If you like this game and
would like to see more by Gary, please register this game by sending $20 to
the address below!  Thanks!

     - Gary Thompson
       1708 NW 15th CT
       Ft Lauderdale, FL 33311
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CREDITS
-------

I would just like to thank a few important people, without whom; I doubt I
could have gotten this game done. First, my BETA testers.  Without their 
help, I wouldn't have located the many bugs in the first few versions of this 
game.

Kevin J. Kearney (CARDIS)
Linda Neary (ARIEL)
Penny (KOJAK)
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Most importantly, I would like to thank Al Lowe for all his help.  Especially
for including this game in the Leisure Suit Larry's Greatest Hits & Misses 
package.

I would also like to thank Art Constantino for providing me my own BETA
testers forum on the Always All Adult BBS (305-584-4080), He has been a
valuable help. And a special thanks to all the thousands of people who 
already downloaded this game on Compuserve and locally here in Ft Lauderdale.

                                - Gary (The Psycho)
                               "The Psycho Strikes!"

