# Nowheresville — 34 of 60

## Morpheus Kitami & Cody Gaisser

Release 1

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Section Restaurant

There is a room called Restaurant.

Restaurant is east from Union Street North.

The description of Restaurant is "The restaurant has the aura of being a very rich place. Soft chandelier light coats the room in a warm glow. Its tables and chairs seem to be replicas of antique European furniture, and are covered in nice silk tablecloths. An exit opens to the west."

The chandelier is scenery in the restaurant.

The description of the chandelier is "Thousands of little glass pieces fill the chandelier, each undoubtedly more expensive than a month's pay."

The antique furniture is scenery in the restaurant. Understand "furniture" as the antique furniture.

The description of the antique furniture is "The tables and chairs seem to be replicas of antique European furniture."

The antique tables are scenery in the restaurant. Understand "tables" or "tablecloth" or "tablecloths" or "table" as the antique tables.

The description of the antique tables is "You can see engraved table legs sticking out from beneath fine silk tablecloths."

[THE ANTIQUE CHAIRS]

The antique chairs are a supporter in the restaurant.

Understand "chairs" or "chair" or "wood" or "red wood" or "cloth" or "yellow cloth" as the antique chairs.

The printed name of the antique chairs is "antique chair".

The antique chairs is enterable.

The antique chairs is scenery.

The description of the antique chairs is "Strange patterns are carved into the antique chair's deep red wood, and the padded parts of it are made with a yellow cloth."

After entering the antique chairs:

say "The waiter hastily zips to your side and looms.";

now the chairedness of Max is chaired.

After getting off the antique chairs:

say "The waiter goes back to whatever he was doing (or not doing) before.";

now the chairedness of Max is unchaired.

[Waiter]

The waiter is a man. Understand "man" as the Waiter.

Waiter is in the Restaurant.

Waiter is hittable.

The description of the Waiter is "This guy looks like every stereotype of a snooty waiter you've ever seen. He wears a suit with a waistcoat, but no jacket. His black hair is slicked back, and he has a pencil-thin moustache. The look on his face says he's about to call you a pleb."

The slick hair is part of the Waiter. Understand "black hair" or "hair" as the slick hair.

The description of the slick hair is "Whatever hair product the waiter has applied, he has applied it thoroughly."

The pencil-thin moustache is part of Waiter.

Understand "moustache" or "pencil moustache" or "mustache" or "pencil mustache" or "pencil-thin mustache" or "pencil thin mustache" or "pencil-thin moustache" as the pencil-thin moustache.

The description of the pencil-thin moustache is "Undoubtedly the result of years of grooming."

Waiter wears the waistcoat suit. Understand "suit" or "waistcoat" or "shirt" or "suit pants" or "pants" as the waistcoat suit.

The description of the waistcoat suit is "The Waiter wears a white suit shirt with a black waistcoat and suit pants. He does not wear a tie of any kind."

Instead of shooting the Waiter with the toy gun:

say "BANG![paragraph break]The waiter dissolves into a cloud of crackling blue light and then is gone.";

now the Waiter is nowhere.

Carry out hitting the Waiter with the clawhammer:

say "ZING![paragraph break]As you advance against the waiter, you feel a sharp pain in your chest. You look down and see the waiter has buried a kitchen knife in your heart.[paragraph break]Moments later you are dragged into the kitchen...";

end the story.

Instead of attacking the Waiter:

say "ZING![paragraph break]As you advance against the waiter, you feel a sharp pain in your chest. You look down and see the waiter has buried a kitchen knife in your heart.[paragraph break]Moments later you are dragged into the kitchen...";

end the story.

[TALKING TO Waiter]

Instead of talking to Waiter:

say "[one of]'Did monsieur want something?'[or]'Comment?'[cycling]".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- restaurant/work/job":

say "'La Petit Chiasse is not someplace you just ASK about!'"

After asking Waiter about "the/-- child/children/kid/kids":

say "'We don't allow them here.'"

After asking Waiter about "the/-- candy/candies/chocolate/chocolates":

say "'How positive gauche, monsieur.'"

After asking Waiter about "the/-- nut/nuts":

say "'This is not some vulgar beer joint, monsieur.'"

After asking Waiter about "the/-- old man":

say "'I have never seen him.'"

Instead of asking Waiter about "the/-- kindly old man":

try asking Waiter about "old man".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- himself/man/him/waiter":

say "'I am but a humble servant.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- waitress":

say "'I assume the food she serves suffices for those who choose to dine in such a shabby establishment.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- gun":

if the player carries the toy gun:

say "'If you are going to act like a child, I suggest you leave.'";

otherwise:

say "'I'm afraid that's not something I know about.'"

Instead of asking Waiter about "the/-- toy gun":

try asking Waiter about "gun".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- food/menu":

say "'The chef isn't in yet, come back later.'"

After asking Waiter about "the/-- toy/toys":

say "'I don't know monsieur, I'm not five.'"

After asking Waiter about "the/-- diner":

say "'Vulgar food for vulgar people.'"

After asking Waiter about "the/-- max/player/me/myself":

say "'I don't know, but you don't seem like the kind of cliente we appreciate here.'"

After asking Waiter about "the/-- dressmaker/lady":

say "'She provides the dresses to our very special cliente and sometimes enjoys our establishment.'"

Instead of asking Waiter about "the/-- fancy lady":

try asking Waiter about "dressmaker".

Instead of asking Waiter about "the/-- dress maker":

try asking Waiter about "dressmaker".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- name":

say "'That is not important.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- town/city/here/location/whereabouts":

say "'We are just off of Pariee.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- clothing clerk":

say "'Who?'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- librarian":

say "'I have seen her, but I doubt a public servant could afford to eat here.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- nurse":

say "'She's always sticking people with needles.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- secretary":

say "'Yes, she's always here with a new man every other day.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- teller":

say "'Yes, she's always here with a new man every day.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- deputy":

say "'I appreciate him dealing with the riff-raff.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- grocer":

say "'Who?'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- bartender":

say "'He doesn't have a very good dress sense.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- pharmacist":

say "'He doesn't come in often, and he doesn't leave a very good tip.'".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- meat man":

say "'Who?''".

Instead of asking Waiter about "the/-- butcher":

try asking Waiter about "meat man".

After asking Waiter about "the/-- candy man":

say "'Who?''".

Instead of showing the toy gun to Waiter:

try asking Waiter about "gun".

Report telling Waiter about something:

say "[one of]'Did monsieur want something?'[or]'Comment?'[cycling]".

Report asking Waiter about something:

say "[one of]'It's simply unimportant.'[or]'Go away.'[cycling]".

The block asking rule does nothing when asking the Waiter about something.

The block telling rule does nothing when telling the Waiter about something.