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"Not surprised! "Go out an' get yourself some of that vitamin D, Lord knows we all need it this time of year." <ul> <li>[["I need to ask you some questions"|Ask Fran questions]]</li> </ul>"A salty<<if $profanity is true>> fucker<</if>><<if $profanity is false>> dude<</if>>." <ul> <<if $backatmidnight is false>><li>[["So you got back at midnight?"|Back at midnight]]</li><</if>> <<if $backatmidnight is true>><li>[["Walk me through yesterday again"|What Sati did yesterday]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Lobes? Tell me that's not his real name." <ul> <<if $noearlobes is true>><li>[["Nickname. He has no earlobes."]]</li><</if>> <<if $tipsy is true>><li>[[(Tipsy) "Says a guy called Quentin"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Did you notice anything else?"|Did Quentin notice anything else]]</li> </ul>"You weren't easy to manoeuvre, I can tell ya that much for free! You're very strong when you're asleep. Bopped me in the nose with a flailing arm." <ul> <li>[["I'm so sorry"]]</li> </ul>Hope that's the last time you make me say all that. Like groundhog day up in here. <ul> <li>[["Who to interview next..."|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"I will replace your beloved toaster... that you never use." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"No, just Lobes."<<set $arturowithlobesonly to true>> <ul> <<if $cluesatiwitharturo is true>><li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Arturo was alone]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Talk me through last night again"|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li> </ul>"Alright,<<if $profanity is true>> Jesus Mary and Joseph,<</if>> it was //five// squares! But that was it." <ul> <<if $cluefranatesausage is true>><li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last last night's events..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"To let the smoke out, I think Fran had just fried something up before we got back. Now that I think about it, she was clattering around with plates too. She hustled out of there as soon as we arrived." ''Statement remembered''<<set $cluefransmoke to true>> <ul> <<if $askedsausagehot is false>><li>[["How hot was the sausage you ate?"|"Was it hot?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $askeddidsatienjoysausage is false>><li>[["Did you enjoy it?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $askeddidarturoeatsausage is false>><li>[["Did Arturo eat one?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Let's recap once more"|Sati recap]]</li> </ul>"Well, I remember her confessing that she was tempted by a pre-bed meat snack." <ul> <<if $cluesativegetarian is false>><li>[["Interesting..."]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesativegetarian is true>><li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is false>><li>[["No further questions, let's recap"|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is true>><li>[["No further questions, let's recap"|Arturo recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Of course. At least, I will try." <ul> <li>[["You don't sound confident"]]</li> <li>[["And if you fail?"]]</li> </ul>"I've had some time to process. And speak to my therapist about it. And journal about it. I //may// have overreacted. I know you're weren't in control of your actions. I'm just grateful for your dedication to helping me. You're a good friend, you know?" <ul> <li>[["I choriz-know"|Too soon]]</li> <li>[["I'd andouille it all again"|Too soon]]</li> <li>[["Far from the wurst"|Too soon]]</li> </ul>"What a mischief maker! I'm gonna give him a right earful. Thanks for the tip-off, dear." <ul> <li>[["What did you get up to yesterday?"|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Oh! That is terrible news. She adores sausages."<<set $arturoknowscrime to true>> <ul> <li>[["It's endearing"]]</li> <li>[["It's borderline obsessive"]]</li> </ul>"My creativity demands lubrication, and is no slave to the arbitary shackles of time." <ul> <li>[["Fair enough"]]</li> <li>[["Creativity demands it... sure"]]</li> </ul>"Yes. At least, he says he is. But I've never seen his boat. He sometimes wears a captain's hat though." <ul> <li>[["And you were with no one else?"|"And no one else?"]]</li> </ul>"Very good. It's Toodlepip, double-malt, aged 40 years. Gasoline for my creativity. Cheers!"<<set $tipsy to true>> <ul> <li>[["Mmm, goes down smooth"]]</li> <li>[["I think I'd rather drink gasoline"]]</li> </ul>"My //inspiration excursions// infuse the piece with lifeblood." <ul> <li>[["You're not in the tent now"]]</li> </ul>"I, um... it is not the best time. I'm working on an assignment." <ul> <li>[["Is that our toaster?"]]</li> </ul>"Exactly. Art is is not comfortable." <ul> <<if $whyQuentinartpiece is false>><li>[["Why are you doing this?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $whatQuentindoesintent is false>><li>[["What else do you do in the tent?"|"What do you do in there?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"I detect sarcasm but yes, the design process //is// cool." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Oh yes, it's a riot. It's all glow-in-the-dark see. I won fifty bucks! Granted I spent almost that on books, drinks, and the neon daubers... you gotta come next time."<<set $cosmic to true>> <ul> <<if $stoned is true>><li>[[(Stoned) "Coooooooool..."]]</li><</if>> <<if $tipsy is true>><li>[[(Tipsy) "LET'S GO RIGHT NOW"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Ah, sarcasm. The last refuge of the witless."<<set $Quentinsarcasm to true>> <ul> <li>[["Anyway... I need to ask you some questions"|Need to ask Quentin questions]]</li> </ul>"I miss... never mind." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Nah. He's on some sort of weird study diet. I told him I was thinking about eating it and he talked me down off the ledge. Then I dummied it when he went to bed."<<set $askeddidarturoeatsausage to true>> <ul> <<if $askedsausagehot is false>><li>[["Was it hot?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransmoke is false>><li>[["Did Fran eat one?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $askeddidsatienjoysausage is false>><li>[["Did you enjoy it?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransmoke is true>><li>[["Let's recap once more"|Sati recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"You'll have to ask her about that. She was certainly masticating." <ul> <li>[["Masticating?"]]</li> </ul>"Not that I saw... hold up, I just remembered something. Fran told us to keep the noise down because the windows were wide open, the neighbours complained." <ul> <li>[["And the windows were open because...?"]]</li> </ul>"No, dear. I simply found them on a plate in the kitchen there." ''Statement remembered''<<set $franfoundsausages to true>> <ul> <<if $cluefransmoke is false>><li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromfranrecap is false>><li>[["Let's recap then"|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromfranrecap is true>><li>[["Let's recap then"|Fran recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"No! I mean, okay, I ate //one//. I found it on a plate, sitting there all fat and greasy. It was the only one there. It looked abandoned, so I gave it a good home. I swear I didn't cook it, or the rest of them!" ''Statement remembered''<<set $cluesatiate1sausage to true>> <ul> <li>[["Was it hot?"]]</li> <li>[["Did Fran eat one?"]]</li> <li>[["Did Arturo eat one?"]]</li> <li>[["Did you enjoy it?"]]</li> </ul>"<<if $profanity is true>>Fuck<</if>><<if $profanity is false>>Heck<</if>> yeah! Urgh... look, I'm a vegetarian who loves meat. Love the smell. Love the texture. Love the taste. And taboo meat tastes even better. Oh<<if $profanity is true>> god<</if>> I'm awful."<<set $askeddidsatienjoysausage to true>> <ul> <<if $askedsausagehot is false>><li>[["Was it hot?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransmoke is false>><li>[["Did Fran eat one?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $askeddidarturoeatsausage is false>><li>[["Did Arturo eat one?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransmoke is true>><li>[["Let's recap once more"|Sati recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Yes, I checked in on Quentin—can't have him perish in a tent on my watch, can we? And I popped into the kitchen to have a word with Sati and Arturo. You were all burning the midnight oil."<<set $whofransaw to true>> ''Statements remembered''<<set $cluefrancheckedquentin to true>><<set $cluefransilencedsatiarturo to true>> <ul> <li>[["Me included?"]]</li> <li>[["What's this about a tent?"]]</li> <li>[["What did you talk to Sati and Arturo about?"]]</li> </ul>"I... //ahem//... I don't recall." <ul> <li>[["Walk me through last night again"|Quentin recap]]</li> </ul>"No, dude. Some greedy little piggy."<<set $askedsatidirectly to true>> <ul> <li>[["Back to square one"|Sati how can I help]]</li> </ul>"Uh... well, no. Not //often//. Why are you asking this?"<<set $doesarturostealfromkitchen to true>> <ul> <li>[["No reason"]]</li> <li>[["Because someone stole Eira's sausages"]]</li> </ul>"Hunger is good for studying. When I am hungry physically, I am hungry for knowledge." <ul> <li>[["Sounds unhealthy"]]</li> <li>[["Okay nerd"]]</li> </ul>"No! I'm sure she'll be happy just to get closure. Maybe. She is freakishly obsessed with sausages." <ul> <li>[["Time to text her and come clean..."|Text Eria solution]]</li> </ul>"Hmm, I already considered this. But I think it's an obvious problem to solve." <ul> <li>[["Well that shuts me up then"]]</li> <li>[["Maybe the obvious problem is the best one to solve"]]</li> </ul>"Yes, it is //fair enough//, as you so eloquently put it." <ul> <li>[["Anyway... I need to ask you some questions"|Need to ask Quentin questions]]</li> </ul>"Around the clock. For as long at the art demands it." <ul> <li>[["Here in your room..."]]</li> <li>[["But you went to Bearly's last night"]]</li> </ul>"It is less about nutritional value, more about quantity and timing. And sometimes I like to let loose. It was a celebration, after all."<<set $friedchicken to true>> <ul> <li>[["What were you celebrating?"]]</li> </ul>"I was just polishing off one of those squares, when you walked in—in your PJs. I said hello, but you ignored me. You had this sort of glazed look in your eye." <ul> <li>[["Wait... what?"|sleepwalking]]</li> </ul>"Perhaps. I will conduct a survey to validate my hypothesis." <ul> <li>[["Survey, snore"]]</li> <li>[["Survey, hooray!"]]</li> </ul>"Hunting. I like this. Yes, that is an appropriate metaphor." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Yes." <ul> <li>[["For how long?"]]</li> <li>[["But you went to Bearly's last night"]]</li> </ul>"Ahem, well, on occasion I vacation to the isle of sobriety myself. Out of curiosity. And I've had the displeasure of sampling the Corona Sunbrew that Arturo was drinking. Piss water, really."<<set $islandofsobriety to true>> <ul> <<if $livemusic is false>><li>[["Why was it odd that Arturo drank 0% beer?"|"Why odd?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $livemusic is true>><li>[["Talk me through last night again"|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I have containers for waste disposal."<<set $howQuentinrelieve to true>> <ul> <li>[["Poop bags?"]]</li> <li>[["Piss bottles?"|"Poop bags?"]]</li> </ul>"Good, thank you. I thought you listened? I've moved on from cumbia in favour of merengue and vallenato. My audience has responded in a positive way."<<set $howgoesradio to true>> <ul> <li>[["Uh... yeah, I listen"]]</li> <li>[["I'll catch it next time, promise"]]</li> <li>[["Your audience?"]]</li> </ul>"Yes." <ul> <li>[["What about the beers?"]]</li> </ul>"Appliances sprouting legs! Whatever next, eh?" <ul> <li>[["What did you get up to yesterday?"|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"...yes, I'm afraid so. Like a zombie. It was some shocking." <ul> <li>[["Why didn't you stop me?"]]</li> </ul>"I am thinking about designing some sort of crumb-expulsion feature." <ul> <li>[["Good idea"]]</li> <li>[["Got any other ideas?"|Design ideas]]</li> </ul>"It is one of many things I remember about you." <ul> <li>[["Sweet"]]</li> <li>[["Creepy"]]</li> </ul>"That's a relief. You had me worried for a minute there! Anyway, you came to me for something. How can I help?" <ul> <li>[["I need to ask you some questions"|Ask Fran questions]]</li> </ul>"You are a very strange person, $name." <ul> <li>[["What did you do yesterday evening?"|What Arturo did yesterday]]</li> </ul>"Let's reminisce, baby. I'm gonna roll another joint and stick on some Khruangbin." <ul> <li>[["So what did you get up again?"|Sati recap]]</li> </ul>"Haha, you sure did! What else have you been eating in your sleep, I wonder? Come to think of it, I could swear my Nautical Crunch keeps disappearing..." <ul> <li>[["Time to text her and come clean..."|Text Eria solution]]</li> </ul>"I suppose you'd much rather be drinking something inoffensive, more akin to your sensibilities. A lukewarm Molson, perhaps?" <ul> <li>[["I need to ask you some questions"|Need to ask Quentin questions]]</li> </ul>"After finishing up with my clients, I came back here and made myself a late fish supper. Nobody else was around, although I think Quentie was in his room. This would have been around 10." <ul> <li>[["Go on..."]]</li> </ul>"There is no need to promise just to please me. You must listen to the music that stirs your soul." <ul> <li>[["Back to what you did yesterday..."|What Arturo did yesterday]]</li> </ul>"Really? Oh good! What relief. Now we can romance in the open air." <ul> <<if $fromarturorecap is false>><li>[["Let's get back to last night"|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is true>><li>[["Let's recap again"|Arturo recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Ooh intrigue. What happened?" <ul> <li>[["Someone ate Eira's sausages"]]</li> <li>[["Wouldn't you like to know"]]</li> </ul>"Oh I know, I don't dare say it to his face. Only when he's saucing me, the bugger." <ul> <li>[["Did you cook the sausages?"]]</li> </ul>"You have been asking me questions like aiport border security when I come back to Canada." <ul> <li>[["You and Sati are an item?"]]</li> </ul>"Don't be my dear, you couldn't help it. You //might// want to get some help though. For your somnambulism issue." <ul> <li>[["What happened next?"]]</li> </ul>"I respectfully decline your sadistic proposal." <ul> <li>[["What did you do yesterday evening?"|What Arturo did yesterday]]</li> </ul>"You act as if this information is pertinent. It was just a passing comment." <ul> <<if $fromarturorecap is false>><li>[["About last night's events..."|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is true>><li>[["Let's recap again"|Arturo recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"WHO<<if $profanity is true>> THE FUCK<</if>> STOLE MY<<if $profanity is true>> FUCKING<</if>> SAUSAGES?" <ul> <li>[["Sausages?"|Sausages]]</li> </ul>"Yes it is." <ul> <li>[["Why is it in pieces?"]]</li> <li>[["What if I want to toast something?"]]</li> <li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li> <<if $stoned is true>><li>[[(Stoned) "Toast... toast... I love saying 'toast'"]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Ah, well, in that case. Whiskey?" <ul> <li>[["Bit early for me."]]</li> <li>[["Bottoms up!"]]</li> </ul>"I appreciate obsession. It is how you solve difficult problems in the world." <ul> <li>[["The problem of sausage apathy?"|Arturo must solve crime]]</li> <li>[["Yeah... me too"|Arturo must solve crime]]</li> </ul>"Yes, I agree. She has a passion, and she's not afraid to hide it." <ul> <li>[["A passion for sausage..."|Arturo must solve crime]]</li> <li>[["Yeah... go sausages!"|Arturo must solve crime]]</li> </ul>"With //whom//? With my soulmate." <ul> <li>[["Yourself?"]]</li> </ul>"Chewing. Eating a sausage. Said they were //right tasty//." ''Statement remembered''<<set $cluefranatesausage to true>> <ul> <<if $fromQuentinrecap is false>><li>[["Let's review last night's events"|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromQuentinrecap is true>><li>[["Let's review last night's events"|Quentin recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I don't think so. I took the toaster four days ago, and you have not said anything since." <ul> <li>[[(mutter)]]</li> </ul>"I love how you think, $name. I miss... never mind." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Well, you were... you were busy a little earlier. But didn't exactly have a silent night now, did ya?"<<set $askedfranaboutme to true>> <ul> <li>[["What does that mean?"]]</li> </ul>"Oh yes. The first one of the day always does." <ul> <li>[["I need to ask you some questions"|Need to ask Quentin questions]]</li> </ul>"Uh, yes. Don't worry, I cleaned it all up." <ul> <li>[["I'm so sorry"]]</li> </ul>"How quaint." <ul> <<if $tipsy is true>><li>[[(Tipsy) "Says a guy called Quentin"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Did you notice anything else?"|Did Quentin notice anything else]]</li> </ul>"...okay." <ul> <li>[["I have some questions for you"|Arturo investigation start]]</li> <<if $whytoasterinpieces is false>><li>[["Wait... why is our toaster in pieces?"|"Why is it in pieces?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $whatifwantusetoaster is false>><li>[["Wait... what if I want to toast something?"|"What if I want to toast something?"]]</li><</if>> </ul>"You do you. Hope you don't mind if I imbibe though." <ul> <li>[["Not at all"|Sati how can I help]]</li> </ul>"Yeah. You really don't remember this, do you? Luckily I was able to aim you towards the sink. That got most of it." <ul> <li>[["Aimed?"]]</li> <li>[["Most of it?"]]</li> </ul>"Exactly. Plus, I flush it all down the toilet anyway." <ul> <<if $whyQuentinartpiece is false>><li>[["Why are you doing this?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $whatQuentindoesintent is false>><li>[["What else do you do in the tent?"|"What do you do in there?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul><<if $arturoknowscrime is false>>"I find it curious that you are concerned about my eating habits.<</if>><<if $arturoknowscrime is true>>"This line of inquiry relates to the sausage robbery, no?"<</if>> No, only the crispy chicken tenders entered my mouth. I am observing a diet, actually." <<if $cluearturoonlyatechicken is false>>''Statement remembered''<</if>><<set $cluearturoonlyatechicken to true>> <ul> <li>[["What kind of diet?"]]</li> <li>[["Don't you get hungry?"]]</li> </ul>"You've caught me there love! You know I have a sweet tooth, for my sins. I only went and ate four of those squares from the open house last week. Take 'em away from me, I beg you!" <ul> <li>[["And that was it?"]]</li> </ul>"Yeah. Quite something! You didn't stop there. You then... well, you then started eating the sausages. Like, really going to town on them." <ul> <li>[["I ate them... raw?"]]</li> </ul>"Not the the first time I have been called 'nerd', and not the last. I accept your label, if it helps you to make sense of the world." <ul> <<if $whatkindofdiet is false>><li>[["So what kind of diet are you on?"|"What kind of diet?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $whatkindofdiet is true>><li>[["Tell me again about last night|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li><</if>> </ul>"There's no need for your disgust. What's the difference between my containers and a ceramic bowl?" <ul> <li>[["Comfort?"]]</li> <li>[["Self-respect?"]]</li> <li>[["None, I suppose"]]</li> </ul>"The enlightenment of human thought cannot concern itself with trivial notions such as //fun//." <ul> <<if $whatQuentindoesintent is false>><li>[["What do you do in there?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $howQuentinrelieve is false>><li>[["How do you relieve yourself?"|"How do you uh, relieve yourself?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Oh yes, we yarn about issues we're facing trying to look after troublemakers like yourself! But really it's an excuse for a wee drink or two."<<set $residentadvisor to true>> <ul> <<if $tipsy is true>><li>[[(Tipsy) "Or three! Wheeeyyy!"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Remind me what you did again..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Indeed." <ul> <li>[["What did you get up to yesterday evening?"|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"I wouldn't know anything about that. People use my things all the time. Not surprising—I'm the only one who actually respects the art of cooking. That cast-iron skillet is simply sublime." <ul> <li>[["So Fran brings you food?"]]</li> <li>[["Did Fran cook them?"]]</li> </ul>"Sure. Anything that stops people thinking about the animal they've murdered." <ul> <li>[["Yeah"|Sati how can I help]]</li> <li>[["Downer"|Sati how can I help]]</li> </ul>"I will ignore your ill-conceived attempt at humour." <ul> <<if $whyQuentinartpiece is false>><li>[["Why are you doing this?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $whatQuentindoesintent is false>><li>[["What else do you do in the tent?"|"What do you do in there?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Since a few weeks ago. I did not want to tell you because... well, you know, our history. I thought it might be sensitive." <ul> <li>[["I'm happy for you, Arturo"]]</li> <li>[["This hurts"]]</li> </ul>"On ocassion, yes. She sees me suffer for my art." <ul> <li>[["Did Fran cook them?"]]</li> </ul>"No. She only told me that she was battling her meat cravings. I do not know if she succumbed." <ul> <li>[["What was this 'pre-bed meat snack'?"]]</li> <<if $fromarturorecap is false>><li>[["About last night's events..."|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is true>><li>[["Let's recap again"|Arturo recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"To the crude layperson, I suppose that's one interpretation." <ul> <<if $whyQuentinartpiece is false>><li>[["Why are you doing this?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $howQuentinrelieve is false>><li>[["How do you relieve yourself?"|"How do you uh, relieve yourself?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $tipsy is true>><li>[[(Tipsy) "Want some company?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Oh, that's not cool man. Here, wanna toke?"<<set $satiknowscrime to true>> <ul> <li>[["No thanks, gotta keep a clear head"]]</li> <li>[["Why not, it'll help me detect stuff"]]</li> </ul>"Yes! The design process //is// great." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"It would be more of a //cop-out// to spoon-feed you with the tasteless gruel of 'meaning' to which you are so desperately addicted." <ul> <<if $whatQuentindoesintent is false>><li>[["What do you do in there?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $howQuentinrelieve is false>><li>[["How do you relieve yourself?"|"How do you uh, relieve yourself?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"It works for me. What is your eat-study methodology?" <ul> <li>[["Snack constantly"|Arturo surprised]]</li> <li>[["Big meal, sleep, study, repeat"|Arturo surprised]]</li> <li>[["Study?"|Arturo surprised]]</li> <li>[["Same as you"|Arturo surprised]]</li> </ul>"You will be my first surveyed." <ul> <<if $cluesatiwitharturo is true>><li>[[(Memory) "Not Sati?"|Survey Sati]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"You are not obligated to take the survey. Someone else will be my first surveyed." <ul> <<if $cluesatiwitharturo is true>><li>[[(Memory) "You mean Sati?"|Survey Sati]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I miss... never mind." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I went to Bearly's<<if $cluearturowithsati is true>> with Sati<</if>> for some beers and appetizers." <<if $cluearturoatbearlys is false>>''Statement remembered''<</if>><<set $cluearturoatbearlys to true>> <ul> <<if $whatarturoate is false>><li>[["What did you have to eat?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturowithsati is false>><li>[["Who did you go with?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturowithsati is true and $satieatsmeatwhenstoned is false>><li>[["What did Sati eat?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["And before that?"|What Arturo did yesterday]]</li> <<if $arturowithlobesonly is true>><li>[["I think that's all for now"|Finish Arturo convo]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Unfortunately, we do not report on the weather during Arturo's Hora de Fuego. You must have mistaken my show for Cloud Coverage with Clara. She has a 15-minute weather guarantee." <ul> <li>[["Back to what you did yesterday..."|What Arturo did yesterday]]</li> </ul>"Ah, well. I like the size of my eyebrows. But I will consider your... proposal." <ul> <li>[["What did you do yesterday evening?"|What Arturo did yesterday]]</li> </ul>"I was afraid of this. I'm sorry, $name. But I am not in control of how my feelings develop. I hope that, with time, you can accept it." <ul> <<if $fromarturorecap is false>><li>[["Let's get back to last night"|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is true>><li>[["Let's recap again"|Arturo recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Not all toasters. Some of them are elegant. But true beauty lies in functional design." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"So I—oh $name, I panicked! I thought that it would be better just to cook 'em up and dispose of the evidence. Like, maybe she wouldn't notice? It was stupid of me." <ul> <li>[["You tried to protect me"]]</li> <li>[["You should have just explained"]]</li> </ul>"Okay, phew! What was your favourite part of yesterday's show?" <ul> <li>[["The, uh, weather report?"]]</li> <li>[["Umm probably the merin-gee"]]</li> <li>[["Your smooth voice"]]</li> </ul>"I believe you refer to //merengue//. And if so, you have excellent taste." <ul> <li>[["Back to what you did yesterday..."|What Arturo did yesterday]]</li> </ul>"Yes. I like to frequent local watering holes and observe the masses. I find it a fascinating exercise in understanding human behaviour. A challenging one, at that."<<set $Quentinatbearlys to true>> ''Statement remembered''<<set $clueQuentinatbearlys to true>> <ul> <li>[["Were you there with Sati and Arturo?"]]</li> </ul>"It wasn't cold... I'd say it was warm. Like, cat-belly warm."<<set $askedsausagehot to true>> <ul> <<if $cluefransmoke is false>><li>[["Did Fran eat one?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $askeddidarturoeatsausage is false>><li>[["Did Arturo eat one?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $askeddidsatienjoysausage is false>><li>[["Did you enjoy it?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransmoke is true>><li>[["Let's recap once more"|Sati recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I did not wish to shut you up. You asked about my project, and now we're discussing it. I am available to your opinions." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Aha, no. I prefer to remain... clandestine. I occupied a dingy corner table from which I could enjoy a full view of the bar. I did, however, see our dear housemates." <ul> <li>[["What did you notice about them?"]]</li> </ul>"I supped on Coronas with a lime wedge shoved down the neck." <ul> <li>[["Tell me again about last night"|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li> </ul>"Wednesday I do my building inspection and take inventory. You know, I think our toaster's gone for a stroll!" <ul> <li>[["Huh, strange"]]</li> <li>[["Arturo has it"]]</li> </ul>"At Bearly's she had a burger made of black beans, accompanied by fries." <ul> <li>[["Anything else?"]]</li> </ul>"I did not eat. I am limited to the conditions of my art piece. If anyone deems it charitable to bring me sustenance, I shan't refuse."<<set $quentinfasting to true>> <ul> <li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Quentin did not eat]]</li> <<if $Quentinartpieceexplain is false>><li>[["What is your art piece?"|"What is your latest piece?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Alright then, let's review"|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Picked up some cod on the way home, had it with some 'taters and green beans. Nothing fancy."<<set $fransupper to true>><<set $cluefranatefishsupper to true>> ''Statement remembered'' <ul> <li>[["Nothing else?"]]</li> </ul>"I ate some crispy chicken tenders with sauce for dipping. They were indeed crispy, and tender. I'm not sure about the chicken part though."<<set $whatarturoate to true>> <ul> <li>[["Nothing else to eat last night?"]]</li> </ul>"Oh, they were engaged in the usual bar frivolities. Drinking, eating, cackling. They played pool with a rather scruffy sort, a man who insisted on wearing a captain's hat." <ul> <li>[["Ah, Lobes"]]</li> <li>[["Anything else?"|Did Quentin notice anything else]]</li> </ul>"Well I had to tell 'em to be quiet. They were laughing about summin', and we got a complaint from Mrs. McAllister next door. Nice to see them jolly, but can't be upsetting the neighbours now can we?"<<set $askedfranaboutsatiarturo to true>> <ul> <<if $askedfranaboutme is false>><li>[["You said I was up late?"|"Me included?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $askedfranabouttent is false>><li>[["What's this about a tent?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"I contemplate solitude. And make love."<<set $whatQuentindoesintent to true>> <ul> <li>[["Make love? With who?"]]</li> </ul>"Oh would you look at that? The blue jay's back! Noisy fella, 'aint he?" <ul> <<if $askedfranabouttent is false>><li>[["What's this about a tent?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $askedfranaboutsatiarturo is false>><li>[["What did you talk to Sati and Arturo about?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Well I put you back to bed, then dealt with the sink situation. Then I had to decide what to do about the sausages. Now, Eira loves her sausages some fierce. I thought that if I'd left the open package, she'd blow a lid and blame you." <ul> <li>[["Uh-huh..."]]</li> </ul>"That toasters collect an army of crumbs, enough to feed a thousand ducks. I will require the vacuum cleaner." <ul> <li>[["I could have told you that"]]</li> <li>[["You gonna take that apart as well?"]]</li> </ul>"But you like bread soft. You have mentioned before that toasted bread is an unnatural abomination."<<set $whatifwantusetoaster to true>> <ul> <li>[["Maybe I've changed..."]]</li> <li>[["I did say that didn't I"]]</li> </ul>"I'm living in a tent."<<set $Quentinartpieceexplain to true>> <ul> <li>[["Here in your room..."]]</li> <li>[["For how long?"]]</li> </ul>"The diet is calibrated to ensure top focus for studying."<<set $whatkindofdiet to true>> <ul> <li>[["Fried chicken ensures top focus?"]]</li> <li>[["What about the beers?"]]</li> </ul>"l can explain everything, if you'd like. Are you ready to hear it?" <ul> <li>[["I want the truth"]]</li> </ul>"I do not know. She did not add details." <ul> <li>[["So did you see her eat meat?"]]</li> <<if $fromarturorecap is false>><li>[["About last night's events..."|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is true>><li>[["Let's recap again"|Arturo recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I... not celebrating, really. Well, celebrating a successful radio show." <<if $cluearturocelebrating is false>>''Statement remembered''<</if>><<set $cluearturocelebrating to true>> <ul> <li>[["Huh"]]</li> </ul>"He's got some art project going on in there. You'll have to ask him about it. To me it looks more like a crack den! But what do I know about art?"<<set $askedfranabouttent to true>> <ul> <<if $askedfranaboutme is false>><li>[["You said I was up late?"|"Me included?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $askedfranaboutsatiarturo is false>><li>[["What did you talk to Sati and Arturo about?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Oh no no no no no no no..." <ul> <li>[["Is everything okay?"]]</li> </ul>"A friend called Lobes. He's a local boat captain. We played billiards." <ul> <li>[["And no one else?"]]</li> <li>[["Boat captain?"]]</li> </ul>"Well, with a friend."<<set $whoarturowaswith to true>> <ul> <li>[["Which friend?"]]</li> </ul>"Meaning lies derives not from the mind of the //auteur//. Indeed, your attempts to derive meaning at all merely confirm the arbitary nature of knowledge itself."<<set $whyQuentinartpiece to true>> <ul> <li>[["Postmodernism is so fun"]]</li> <li>[["Sounds like a cop-out to me"]]</li> </ul>"Well the boy needs to eat now doesn't he? He's in there, working hard on his art and whatnot. I can't well let him starve—I got a soft spot for the saucy bugger." <ul> <li>[["Did you cook the sausages?"]]</li> </ul>"I thought that it was not pertinent to your investigation." <ul> <li>[[(Sigh) "So let's recap"|Arturo recap]]</li> </ul>"Honey, I did stop you. It happened so fast. You managed to ram a few sausages down. Then I, um, well... you managed to bring them back up." <ul> <li>[["No!"]]</li> </ul>"We have been tasked with designing a new feature to improve the standard toaster. I need to fully understand the inside workings of a toaster. For that, I have dismounted the toaster."<<set $whytoasterinpieces to true>> <ul> <li>[["What have you discovered?"]]</li> <li>[["Are you going to put it back together?"]]</li> <li>[["Any ideas yet?"|Design ideas]]</li> </ul>"Oh I was in such a state! I heard Sati and Arturo come back and I didn't want them to catch me red-handed. So I washed the pan as fast as I could and threw away the packaging. But I ran out of time to deal with the plate." <ul> <li>[[Sati ate othe last one]]</li> </ul>"Look, I did not want to tell you so soon. But since you are taking this investigation role so seriously... Sati and I, we... are two peas in a pod." <ul> <li>[["I'm not taking it that seriously"]]</li> <li>[["You and Sati are an item?"]]</li> </ul>"Right on. Toot away my friend."<<set $stoned to true>> <ul> <li>[[Toot toot|Sati how can I help]]</li> </ul>"Because you'd need to be drunk to appreciate the generic, east-coast acoustic guitar strangling that was happening on stage."<<set $livemusic to true>> ''Statement remembered''<<set $clueQuentinlivemusic to true>> <ul> <<if $islandofsobriety is false>><li>[["How do you know they were 0% beers?"|"How do you know?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $livemusic is true>><li>[["Talk me through last night again"|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Well... never mind, sweets. You came to me for something. How can I help?" <ul> <li>[["I need to ask you some questions"|Ask Fran questions]]</li> </ul>"I mean... well, yeah. You introduced the topic. Here, wanna toke?" <ul> <li>[["No thanks, gotta keep a clear head"]]</li> <li>[["Why not, it'll help me detect stuff"]]</li> </ul>"Yes, we are items together. We are going out. Romantically." <ul> <li>[["Since when?"]]</li> </ul>"I am neither confident, nor doubtful. I will approach the task rationally and observe the results." <ul> <li>[["Sounds great"]]</li> <li>[["Cool..."]]</li> </ul>"Haha, no! That would be ridiculous. Ha!" <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Hmm. You might be sniffing onto something there." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I know! Now Eira's going to blame me. Anyway, I grabbed Quentie's pan, fried up the remaing sausages, and plated them up. I took a couple to Quentie, had one or two myself, and left one on the plate." <ul> <li>[["Why leave one?"]]</li> </ul>"Yes, well, I feel like I've failed everyone. Anyway, I grabbed Quentie's pan, fried up the remaing sausages, and plated them up. I took a couple to Quentin, had one or two myself, and left one on the plate." <ul> <li>[["Why leave one?"]]</li> </ul>"Yes, I had to attend to your incessant knocking." <ul> <li>[["What do you do in there?"]]</li> <li>[["Why are you doing this?"]]</li> <li>[["How do you uh, relieve yourself?"]]</li> </ul>"Yes. The producer says I am growing in popularity. I had an average of 23 listeners yesterday. They like my smooth voice and broad selection of Latinx bangers." <ul> <li>[["Back to what you did yesterday..."|What Arturo did yesterday]]</li> </ul>"Nice. You do have quite a tubular form. If you don't mind me saying." <ul> <li>[["Thank you"|Sati how can I help]]</li> <li>[["Uh... okay"|Sati how can I help]]</li> </ul>"I have heard that a lot. In fact, the station manager told me that my audience love most my smooth voice, and broad selection of Latinx bangers." <ul> <li>[["Back to what you did yesterday..."|What Arturo did yesterday]]</li> </ul>"Naturally." <ul> <li>[["So your art piece is jacking off in a tent in your room?"]]</li> </ul>"Oh-ho! You sure can my love. Just burrow on in there! You are a funny one 'aint ya!" <ul> <li>[["What are you doing in the kitchen?"]]</li> <li>[["What did you get up to yesterday?"|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Uh... why must you pluck my eyebrows?" <ul> <li>[["They're HUGE"]]</li> <li>[["I have an urge to sculpt you"]]</li> <li>[["Inflict pain"]]</li> </ul>"I thought it was gonna be a load of east coast grannies hunched over their grids. Nope—all young bucks havin' a whale of a time!" <ul> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"It has a good mouth feeling, this is true." <ul> <li>[["Why is it in pieces?"]]</li> <li>[["What if I want to toast something?"]]</li> <li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li> </ul>"I think one glass was a more than generous donation to your cause." <ul> <li>[["Walk me through last night again"|Quentin recap]]</li> </ul>Harbourmaster / landlocked slave / port side / whores cried / who can fathom / the algae-smothered?<<set $Quentinpoem to true>> <ul> <li>[["Inspired"|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> <li>[["Powerful"|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> <li>[["Huh"|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"<<if $profanity is true>>Christ<</if>><<if $profanity is false>>Pike<</if>> on a bike you're keen! They're closed right now. But I'll come get ya next time round!" <ul> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Oh you naughty so-and-so, alright I had four! They pulled my arm they did." <ul> <li>[["Remind me what you did again last night..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"Do not mistake confidence for pretension. You're better than that. Or are you?" <ul> <li>[["What did you get up to yesterday evening?"|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"I'll have you know that the name //Quintinus// can be traced back to a 3rd-century saint—a missionary martyred in Gaul. When was //Lobes// martyred, pray tell?" <ul> <li>[["Did you notice anything else?"|Did Quentin notice anything else]]</li> </ul>"Ah... alas, no. //C'est une quête solitaire.//" <ul> <<if $whyQuentinartpiece is false>><li>[["Why are you doing this?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $howQuentinrelieve is false>><li>[["How do you relieve yourself?"|"How do you uh, relieve yourself?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Back to last night..."|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> </ul>"I suppose I was born with a natural flair for the arts. My parents tell me that, at two, I would tear up colouring books and create grotesque collages from the pieces—deconstructing the form as toddlers everywhere comprehend it." <ul> <li>[["Right on"]]</li> <li>[[(Tipsy) "Pretentious. I meant pretentious."]]</li> </ul>"I can't understand your strange whispers." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>""<<if $profanity is true>>Hell<</if>><<if $profanity is false>>Heck<</if>> yeah. I kinda wanna watch it right now." <ul> <li>[["So you hung out in the kitchen"|Kitchen]]</li> </ul>"Stop that. I need you to take this SERIOUSLY. Also, this must have happened in the evening. I put them in the fridge around 5pm. Shit, I need to go. Good luck. I'm counting on you!" <ul> <li>[["Let's do this"|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"I am happy to be of service." <ul> <li>[["Who to interview next..."|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>Whose statement will challenge what Arturo said: //that he drank Corona//? <ul> <li>[[Eira|Eira's statements Arturo drank Corona]]</li> <<if $spokentosati is true>><li>[[Sati|Sati's statements Arturo drank Corona]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin's statements Arturo drank Corona]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentofran is true>><li>[[Fran|Fran's statements Arturo drank Corona]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Arturo recap]]</li> </ul>"I will answer your questions. But I must return to my assignment soon." <ul> <li>[["What did you do yesterday evening?"|What Arturo did yesterday]]</li> <<if $stoned is true>><li>[[(Stoned) "Can I pluck your eyebrows?"]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I am guessing she must be sad... that hurts my heart." <ul> <li>[["So help me with the investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li> <<if $whytoasterinpieces is false>><li>[["Wait... why is our toaster in pieces?"|"Why is it in pieces?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $whatifwantusetoaster is false>><li>[["Wait... what if I want to toast something?"|"What if I want to toast something?"]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I broadcast my radio show with success, then played pool at Bearly's with Lobes<<if $cluearturowithsati is true>> and Sati<</if>>. I consumed some crispy chicken tenders and<<if $cluearturosober is true>> alcohol-free<</if>> Corona beers.<<if $cluearturowithsati is true>>Sati and<</if>> I walked home<<if $satieatsmeatwhenstoned is true>> where she confessed her urge to eat a pre-bed meat snack<</if>>. I slept for seven and a half hours."<<set $fromarturorecap to true>> <ul> <<if $cluearturowithsati is true and $satieatsmeatwhenstoned is false>><li>[["What did Sati eat?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Arturo recap]]</li> <li>[["All seems to add up"|All adds up Arturo]]</li> </ul>"Ah, you have returned<<if $arturoknowscrime is true>>. Do you bring news of the ham burglar<</if>>?" <ul> <li>[["I need to go over yesterday with you again"|Go over yesterday again Arturo]]</li> </ul>"//Hola//, $name." <<set $spokentoarturo to true>> <ul> <li>[["Can we chat?"]]</li> </ul>"You brain never fails to surprise me." <ul> <<if $whatkindofdiet is false>><li>[["So what kind of diet are you on?"|"What kind of diet?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $whatkindofdiet is true>><li>[["Tell me again about last night|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li><</if>> </ul>Which of Arturo's statements will challenge what Sati said: //that Arturo was wasted last night//? <ul> <<if $cluearturoatbearlys is true>><li>[[Arturo was at Bearly's|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturoonlyatechicken is true>><li>[[Arturo ate crispy chicken tenders|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturosober is true>><li>[[Arturo was completely sober last night|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted success]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturocelebrating is true>><li>[[Arturo was celebrating something last night|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturowithsati is true>><li>[[Arturo was with Sati last night|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $satieatsmeatwhenstoned is true>><li>[[Sati eats meat when she's drunk and stoned|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati is veggie path to success]]</li> </ul>Which of Arturo's statements will challenge what Fran said: //that she didn't cook the sausages//? <ul> <<if $cluearturoatbearlys is true>><li>[[Arturo was at Bearly's|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturoonlyatechicken is true>><li>[[Arturo ate crispy chicken tenders|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturosober is true>><li>[[Arturo was completely sober last night|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturocelebrating is true>><li>[[Arturo was celebrating something last night|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturowithsati is true>><li>[[Arturo was with Sati last night|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $satieatsmeatwhenstoned is true>><li>[[Sati eats meat when she's drunk and stoned|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages]]</li> </ul>Which of Arturo's statements will challenge what Fran said: //that she only ate cod, 'taters, beans, and five squares//? <ul> <<if $cluearturoatbearlys is true>><li>[[Arturo was at Bearly's|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturoonlyatechicken is true>><li>[[Arturo ate crispy chicken tenders|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturosober is true>><li>[[Arturo was completely sober last night|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturocelebrating is true>><li>[[Arturo was celebrating something last night|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturowithsati is true>><li>[[Arturo was with Sati last night|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $satieatsmeatwhenstoned is true>><li>[[Sati eats meat when she's drunk and stoned|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li> </ul>Which of Arturo's statements will challenge what Quentin said: //that he didn't eat last night//? <ul> <<if $cluearturoatbearlys is true>><li>[[Arturo was at Bearly's|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturoonlyatechicken is true>><li>[[Arturo ate crispy chicken tenders|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturosober is true>><li>[[Arturo was completely sober last night|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturocelebrating is true>><li>[[Arturo was celebrating something last night|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturowithsati is true>><li>[[Arturo was with Sati last night|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $satieatsmeatwhenstoned is true>><li>[[Sati eats meat when she's drunk and stoned|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Quentin did not eat]]</li> </ul>Which of Arturo's statements will challenge what Sati said: //that Quentin wasn't at Bearly's last night//? <ul> <<if $cluearturoatbearlys is true>><li>[[Arturo was at Bearly's|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturoonlyatechicken is true>><li>[[Arturo ate crispy chicken tenders|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturosober is true>><li>[[Arturo was completely sober last night|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturocelebrating is true>><li>[[Arturo was celebrating something last night|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturowithsati is true>><li>[[Arturo was with Sati last night|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $satieatsmeatwhenstoned is true>><li>[[Sati eats meat when she's drunk and stoned|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li> </ul>Which of Arturo's statements will challenge what Sati said: //that no animal passes her lips//? <ul> <<if $cluearturoatbearlys is true>><li>[[Arturo was at Bearly's|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturoonlyatechicken is true>><li>[[Arturo ate crispy chicken tenders|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturosober is true>><li>[[Arturo was completely sober last night|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturocelebrating is true>><li>[[Arturo was celebrating something last night|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluearturowithsati is true>><li>[[Arturo was with Sati last night|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $satieatsmeatwhenstoned is true>><li>[[Sati eats meat when she's drunk and stoned|Challenge Sati is veggie path to success]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Sati doesn't eat meat]]</li> </ul>"Fire away, darlin'." <ul> <li>[["What are you doing in the kitchen?"]]</li> <li>[["What did you get up to yesterday?"|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li> <<if $stoned is true>><li>[[(Stoned) "Can I live in your flannel?"]]</li><</if>> </ul>"We got kicked out at eleven. Then we came straight back here. Wait, no, I smoked a doob at pizza corner and we looked at the moon. Then came back. So yeah, I think midnight is right. Poetry."<<set $backatmidnight to true>> <ul> <<if $whosatiwaswith is false>><li>[["Who's we?"|Who Sati was with]]</li><</if>> <<if $stoned is true>><li>[[(Stoned) "What was the moon doing?"|Moon]]</li><</if>> <<if $whosatiwaswith is true>><li>[["Walk me through yesterday again"|What Sati did yesterday]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Yeah, it was bland<<if $profanity is true>> as fuck<</if>>. Riddle me this, why can't you get a good veggie burger in this town? They have no integrity. Crumbly, like dried turd." <ul> <li>[["So you're vegetarian?"|Sati is veggie]]</li> </ul>"Ha, nah I'm good. I don't trust those apps. Plus I'm broke." <ul> <li>[["So how was the bean burger?"|Beanburger]]</li> <li>[["How were the fries?"|Fries]]</li> </ul>Whose statement will challenge what Arturo said: //that Sati was tempted by a pre-bed meat snack//? <ul> <li>[[Eira|Eira's statements Arturo Sati ate meat]]</li> <<if $spokentosati is true>><li>[[Sati|Sati's statements Arturo Sati ate meat]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin's statements Arturo Sati ate meat]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentofran is true>><li>[[Fran|Fran's statements Arturo Sati ate meat]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|"Anything else?"]]</li> </ul>"I do not see how that's relevant to what I said." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat]]</li> <<if $fromarturorecap is false>><li>[["About last night's events..."|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is true>><li>[["Let's recap again"|Arturo recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Ah, you are perceptive. Yes, Sati is a vegetarian. But sometimes she eats meat—particularly when she is intoxicated with alcohol and cannabis. She feels shame about this." ''Statement remembered''<<set $satieatsmeatwhenstoned to true>> <ul> <li>[["So did you see her eat meat?"]]</li> <li>[["What was this 'pre-bed meat snack'?"]]</li> </ul>"I do not see how that's relevant to what I said." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Arturo drank Corona]]</li> <li>[["Let's recap again"|Arturo recap]]</li> </ul>"Yes, you are correct. I drank the the alcohol-free variety, //Corona Sunbrew//. I was as sober as a convent nun." ''Statement remembered''<<set $cluearturosober to true>> <ul> <li>[["Why didn't you say that in the first place?"]]</li> </ul>Which part of the statement would you like to challenge? <ul> <li>[[Arturo was on the radio yesterday|Challenge Arturo recap no evidence]]</li> <<if $cluearturowithsati is false>><li>[[Arturo spent the evening with just Lobes|Challenge Arturo was alone]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Arturo ate chicken and nothing else|Challenge Arturo recap no evidence]]</li> <li>[[Arturo drank Corona]]</li> <li>[[Back|Arturo recap]]</li> </ul>You don't have any evidence to challenge that statement. <ul> <li>[[Choose a different statement|Challenge Arturo recap]]</li> <li>[[Back to recap|Arturo recap]]</li> </ul>Whose statement will challenge what Arturo said: //that he spent the evening with just Lobes//? <ul> <li>[[Eira|Eira's statements Arturo was alone]]</li> <<if $spokentosati is true>><li>[[Sati|Sati's statements Arturo was alone]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin's statements Arturo was alone]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentofran is true>><li>[[Fran|Fran's statements Arturo was alone]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is false>><li>[[Back|"And no one else?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is true>><li>[["Actually, it all adds up"|All adds up Arturo]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I do not see how that's relevant to what I said." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Challenge Arturo was alone]]</li> <<if $fromarturorecap is false>><li>[["Let's circle back to last night"|"Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromarturorecap is true>><li>[["Let's recap again"|Arturo recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Ah yes, Sati was there as well." ''Statement remembered''<<set $cluearturowithsati to true>> <ul> <li>[["Why lie about it?"]]</li> </ul>Whose statement will challenge what Fran said: //that she didn't cook the sausages//? <ul> <li>[[Eira|Eira's statements Fran did not cook sausages]]</li> <<if $spokentosati is true>><li>[[Sati|Sati's statements Fran did not cook sausages]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true>><li>[[Arturo|Arturo's statements Fran did not cook sausages]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentofran is true>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin's statements Fran did not cook sausages]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromfranrecap is false>><li>[[Back|"Did you cook the sausages?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromfranrecap is true>><li>[[Back|Challenge Fran recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I'm sorry love, I don't quite catch your drift there." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages]]</li> <<if $fromfranrecap is false>><li>[["About last night's events..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromfranrecap is true>><li>[["About last night's events..."|Fran recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Hoo boy, here we go. I admit it—I cooked the sausages using Quentie's pan. What was left of them anyway."<<set $cluefrancookedsausages to true>> <ul> <li>[["What was left of them?"]]</li> </ul>Whose statement will challenge what Fran said: //that she only ate cod, 'taters, beans, and five squares//? <ul> <li>[[Eira|Eira's statements Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li> <<if $spokentosati is true>><li>[[Sati|Sati's statements Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true>><li>[[Arturo|Arturo's statements Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentofran is true>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin's statements Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromfranrecap is false>><li>[[Back|"And that was it?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromfranrecap is true>><li>[[Back|Challenge Fran recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"I'm sorry duckie, I don't quite catch your drift there." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li> <<if $fromfranrecap is false>><li>[["About last night's events..."|What Fran did yesterday evening]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromfranrecap is true>><li>[["About last night's events..."|Fran recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Oooh we're got a right little Poirot here don't we? Yes, I had a wee nibble while feeding our Quentie."<<set $cluefranate1sausage to true>> <ul> <li>[["I'm not sure he likes being called 'Quentie'"]]</li> <li>[["Why did you feed him?"]]</li> <li>[["Did you cook the sausages?"]]</li> </ul>Which part of Fran's statement would you like to challenge?<<set $fromfranrecap to true>> <ul> <li>[[She had a resident advisor meeting|Challenge Fran recap fail]]</li> <li>[[She went to cosmic bingo|Challenge Fran recap fail]]</li> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is false>><li>[[She ate a fish supper and squares|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is false>><li>[[She checked in on Quentin|Challenge Fran recap fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is true and $cluefrancookedsausages is false>><li>[[She didn't cook the sausages she shared with Quentin|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages]]</li><</if>> <li>[[She dealt with a noise complaint from ol' Mrs. McAllister|Challenge Fran recap fail]]</li> <li>[[Back|Fran recap]]</li> </ul>You don't have any evidence to challenge that statement. <ul> <li>[[Choose a different statement|Challenge Fran recap]]</li> <li>[[Back to recap|Fran recap]]</li> </ul>Whose statement will challenge what Quentin said: //that he didn't eat last night//? <ul> <li>[[Eira|Eira's statements Quentin didn't eat]]</li> <<if $spokentosati is true>><li>[[Sati|Sati's statements Quentin didn't eat]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true>><li>[[Arturo|Arturo's statements Quentin didn't eat]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentofran is true>><li>[[Fran|Fran's statements Quentin didn't eat]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromQuentinrecap is false>><li>[[Back|"What did you have for dinner?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromQuentinrecap is true>><li>[[Back|Challenge Quentin recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Sorry, is this some attempt at a joke?" <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Challenge Quentin did not eat]]</li> <<if $fromQuentinrecap is false>><li>[["About last night's events..."|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li><</if>> <<if $fromQuentinrecap is true>><li>[["About last night's events..."|Quentin recap]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Alight—if you absolutely must know—I did eat last night. Frances brought me a couple of delightful sausages during the night, which I enjoyed while reading Ulysses." ''Statement remembered''<<set $francesbroughtQuentinsausages to true>> <ul> <li>[["Sausages cooked in your frying pan..."]]</li> </ul>Which part of Quentin's statement would you like to challenge?<<set $fromQuentinrecap to true>> <ul> <li>[[That he wrote poetry at Bearly's|Challenge Quentin recap fail]]</li> <<if $cluefranatesausage is false>><li>[[That he ate nothing|Challenge Quentin did not eat]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Quentin recap]]</li> </ul>"Sorry, is this some attempt at a joke?" <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Challenge Quentin recap]]</li> <li>[["Recap for me again"|Quentin recap]]</li> </ul>Whose statement will challenge what Sati said: //that Arturo was wasted last night//? <ul> <li>[[Eira|Eira's statements Arturo wasted]]</li> <<if $spokentoarturo is true>><li>[[Arturo|Arturo's statements Arturo wasted]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin's statements Arturo wasted]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentofran is true>><li>[[Fran|Fran's statements Arturo wasted]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati is veggie path to success]]</li> </ul>"Uh... what? You're talking gibberish, dude." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Challenge Sati Arturo was wasted]]</li> </ul>"Hold up, hold up... how can Quentin say that? He wasn't even there dude." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li> <li>[["Can't argue with that, let's recap"|Sati recap]]</li> </ul>"Well, he... oh<<if $profanity is true>> god<</if>> $name, it's truuue! Arturo was sober, and I'm a bad vegetarian. I only //sometimes// eat meat. I can't control my drunken urges." <ul> <li>[["Did you eat Eira's sausages?"]]</li> </ul>Whose statement will challenge what Sati said: //that Quentin wasn't at Bearly's last night//? <ul> <li>[[Eira|Eira's statements Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li> <<if $spokentoarturo is true>><li>[[Arturo|Arturo's statements Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin's statements Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentofran is true>><li>[[Fran|Fran's statements Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted path to success]]</li> </ul>"He can say that all he wants. But I'm gonna need some proof." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li> </ul>"Uh... what? You're talking gibberish, dude." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li> </ul>"Oh<<if $profanity is true>> shit<</if>><<if $profanity is false>> snap<</if>>, he //was// there. Well, he... oh<<if $profanity is true>> god<</if>> $name, it's all truuue! Arturo was sober, and I'm a bad vegetarian. I only //sometimes// eat meat. I can't control my drunken urges." <ul> <li>[["Did you eat Eira's sausages?"]]</li> </ul>"Uh... what? You're talking gibberish, dude." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge again)|Challenge Sati recap]]</li> </ul>"He, uh, he said that? And you believe him? Come on dude, he was wasted. And you know how he gets—he's a complete lightweight." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Sati Arturo was wasted]]</li> <li>[["I believe you, let's recap"|Sati recap]]</li> </ul>Which part of Sati's statement would you like to challenge? <ul> <li>[[Sati was at Bearly's with Arturo|Challenge Sati recap no evidence]]</li> <<if $cluesatiate1sausage is false>><li>[[Sati doesn't eat meat]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Sati was with Arturo in the kitchen at midnight|Challenge Sati recap no evidence]]</li> <li>[[Fran was in the kitchen|Challenge Sati recap no evidence]]</li> <li>[["Actually, it all adds up"|"All seems to add up"]]</li> </ul>You don't have any evidence to challenge that statement. <ul> <li>[[Choose a different statement|Challenge Sati recap]]</li> <li>[[Back to recap|Sati recap]]</li> </ul>"Huh... no! Not in the trash either, from what I can see. I and I really slap those suckers on, you know? This means whoever did it knew //exactly// what they were doing. Oh this REALLY<<if $profanity is true>> pisses me off<</if>><<if $profanity is false>> gets my goat<</if>>." <<if $cluelabelremoved is false>>''Statement remembered''<<set $cluelabelremoved to true>><</if>> <ul> <<if $searchedfridge is false>><li>[["Where did you stash the sausages?"|Fridge]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedsink is false>><li>[["Have you checked the sink?"|Sink]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedfridge is true and $searchedsink is true>><li>[["So what are you gonna do about this?"|What you gonna do?]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Wait... no! Not in the trash either, from what I can see. I and I really slap those suckers on, you know? This means whoever did it knew //exactly// what they were doing. Oh this REALLY<<if $profanity is true>> pisses me off<</if>><<if $profanity is false>> gets my goat<</if>>." <<if $cluelabelremoved is false>>''Statement remembered''<<set $cluelabelremoved to true>><</if>> <ul> <<if $searchedtrash is false>><li>[["Have you checked the trash?"|Trash]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedsink is false>><li>[["Have you checked the sink?"|Sink]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedtrash is true and $searchedsink is true>><li>[["So what are you gonna do about this?"|What you gonna do?]]</li><</if>> </ul>"See! Told ya. So use that brain-box of yours to interview our housemates, remember what they say, then catch them lying. I wanna know ''who stole my sausages, how they cooked them, and why they did it.''" <ul> <li>[["I'll fry my best"|Agree to investigate]]</li> <li>[["I'll do some porking around"|Agree to investigate]]</li> <li>[["We'll catch them red ham-ded"|Agree to investigate]]</li> </ul>"You can't beat Cumberland sausages. That nice, peppery kick... when I find who ate them, I'm gonna give //them// a nice peppery KICK IN THE<<if $profanity is true>> BALLS<</if>><<if $profanity is false>> NETHERS<</if>>." <ul> <li>[["You really like these sausages, eh?"|Investigate hub]]</li> </ul>"Designer Don Norman said: //'A brilliant solution to the wrong problem can be worse than no solution at all'//. So first, I am trying to find the right problem." <ul> <li>[["Everyone burns their toast"]]</li> <li>[["You have to toast bread twice to get it perfect"]]</li> <li>[["Toasters look ugly"]]</li> <li>[["Happy hunting!"]]</li> </ul>"Hmm. They seemed to enjoy the live 'music'. Oh, and Arturo was drinking alcohol-free beer. Which struck me as odd." ''Statement remembered''<<set $clueQuentinsawarturoalcoholfree to true>> <ul> <li>[["Why odd?"]]</li> <li>[["How do you know?"]]</li> </ul>"Uh no. Wait... Fran came in. To tell us to keep the noise down. Then she left." ''Statement remembered''<<set $cluefraninkitchen to true>> <ul> <li>[["Anything unusual about Fran?"|Fran anything unusual]]</li> </ul><ul> <<if $dontcry is true>>"It's the principle!<</if>><<if $outrage is true>>"Right?<</if>> They were destined for greatness. I was going to make mash, casserole... <li>[[toad in the hole]]</li> $name, TOAD IN THE BLOODY HOLE."<<set $searchedtrash to true>> </ul>"Just a frying pan... HOLD ON! It's been cleaned well, but not well enough. Tell me this isn't sausage meat stuck to the bottom." <ul> <li>[["It's sausage meat"|Sausage meat]]</li> <li>[["It 'aint sausage meat"|Sausage meat]]</li> </ul><<if $correctperson is true>>what are you telling me right now<</if>><<if $correctperson is false>>omg can't believe you cracked the case<</if>> <ul> <li>[[...|Eira response 2]]</li> </ul><<if $correctperson is true>>what are you telling me right now<</if>><<if $correctperson is false>>omg can't believe you cracked the case<</if>> coming home <ul> <li>[[...|Eira response 3]]</li> </ul><<if $correctperson is true>>what are you telling me right now<</if>><<if $correctperson is false>>omg can't believe you cracked the case<</if>> coming home heads will roll <ul> <li>[[...|Eira response 4]]</li> </ul><<if $correctperson is true>>what are you telling me right now<</if>><<if $correctperson is false>>omg can't believe you cracked the case<</if>> coming home heads will roll one head specifically <ul> <li>[[One week later...|Game result]]</li> </ul>Which of Eira's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that Sati was tempted by a pre-bed meat snack//? <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[[The sausage packaging was sloppily torn into|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluelabelremoved is true>><li>[[The label that displayed Eira's name was removed from the packaging||Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is true>><li>[[It looks like sausage meat was stuck to the bottom of Quentin's frying pan|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinisnocturnal is true>><li>[[Quentin cooks his dinner late at night, long other the other housemates|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat]]</li> </ul>Which of Eira's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that he drank Corona//? <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[[The sausage packaging was sloppily torn into|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluelabelremoved is true>><li>[[The label that displayed Eira's name was removed from the packaging|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is true>><li>[[It looks like sausage meat was stuck to the bottom of Quentin's frying pan|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinisnocturnal is true>><li>[[Quentin cooks his dinner late at night, long other the other housemates|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Arturo drank Corona]]</li> </ul>Which of Eira's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that he spent the evening with just Lobes//? <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[[The sausage packaging was sloppily torn into|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluelabelremoved is true>><li>[[The label that displayed Eira's name was removed from the packaging|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is true>><li>[[It looks like sausage meat was stuck to the bottom of Quentin's frying pan|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinisnocturnal is true>><li>[[Quentin cooks his dinner late at night, long other the other housemates|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Arturo was alone]]</li> </ul>Which of Eira's statements will challenge what Sati said: //that Arturo was wasted last night//? <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[[The sausage packaging was sloppily torn into|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluelabelremoved is true>><li>[[The label that displayed Eira's name was removed from the packaging|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is true>><li>[[It looks like sausage meat was stuck to the bottom of Quentin's frying pan|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinisnocturnal is true>><li>[[Quentin cooks his dinner late at night, long other the other housemates|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati is veggie path to success]]</li> </ul>Which of Arturo's statements will challenge what Fran said: //that she didn't cook the sausages//? <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[[The sausage packaging was sloppily torn into|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluelabelremoved is true>><li>[[The label that displayed Eira's name was removed from the packaging|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is true>><li>[[It looks like sausage meat was stuck to the bottom of Quentin's frying pan|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages]]</li> </ul>Which of Eira's statements will challenge what Fran said: //that she only ate cod, 'taters, beans, and five squares//? <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[[The sausage packaging was sloppily torn into|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluelabelremoved is true>><li>[[The label that displayed Eira's name was removed from the packaging|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is true>><li>[[It looks like sausage meat was stuck to the bottom of Quentin's frying pan|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li> </ul>Which of Eira's statements will challenge what Quentin said: //that he didn't eat last night//? <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[[The sausage packaging was sloppily torn into|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluelabelremoved is true>><li>[[The label that displayed Eira's name was removed from the packaging|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is true>><li>[[It looks like sausage meat was stuck to the bottom of Quentin's frying pan|Challenge Quentin didn't eat success]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinisnocturnal is true>><li>[[Quentin cooks his dinner late at night, long other the other housemates|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Quentin did not eat]]</li> </ul>Which of Eira's statements will challenge what Sati said: /that Quentin wasn't at Bearly's last night//? <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[[The sausage packaging was sloppily torn into|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluelabelremoved is true>><li>[[The label that displayed Eira's name was removed from the packaging|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is true>><li>[[It looks like sausage meat was stuck to the bottom of Quentin's frying pan|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinisnocturnal is true>><li>[[Quentin cooks his dinner late at night, long other the other housemates|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li> </ul>Which of Eira's statements will challenge what Sati said: //that no animal passes her lips//? <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[[The sausage packaging was sloppily torn into|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluelabelremoved is true>><li>[[The label that displayed Eira's name was removed from the packaging|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is true>><li>[[It looks like sausage meat was stuck to the bottom of Quentin's frying pan|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinisnocturnal is true>><li>[[Quentin cooks his dinner late at night, long other the other housemates|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Sati doesn't eat meat]]</li> </ul>''Congratulations, you're a weiner!'' You wrapped up the sausage case. Thank you for playing. <ul> <li>[[Start new game|Start]]</li> </ul>''You beefed it'' <ul> <li>[[Start from last checkpoint|Who to interview]]</li> <li>[[Start new game|Start]]</li> </ul>"I have enjoyed being the subject of your interrogation. But I am eager to return to my assignment. //Ciao!//" <ul> <li>[["Who to interview next..."|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"Always nice chattin' with ya darling! My door is always open." <ul> <li>[["Who to interview next..."|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"I would say it's been a pleasure, but I abhor lying for the sake of politeness." <ul> <li>[["Who to interview next..."|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"Alright, well you know where to find me. I'm an open book. Unless it's nap time, ha. I'm like, a closed book during nap time. Good luck<<if $satiknowscrime is true>> finding your sausage bandit<</if>>." <ul> <li>[["Who to interview next..."|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"I dunno dude, we were obsessed with the doppelganger by this point. Didn't pay much attention." <ul> <<if $stoned is true>><li>[[(Stoned) "Did you know doppelganger means double-walker?"|doppelganger meaning]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Walk me through yesterday again"|What Sati did yesterday]]</li> </ul>Fran is not in her room. <ul> <li>[[I should interview someone else for now|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"I had a resident advisor meeting then we went to cosmic bingo. I came back here for fish supper—and those squares you shamed me about—<<if $cluefranate1sausage is true>>delivered some sausages to Quentie, an' had one myself<</if>><<if $cluefrancookedsausages is false>>. Didn't cook 'em, mind.<</if>><<if $cluefrancookedsausages is true>> after frying 'em up to cover up your, uh, sleep-munching incident.<</if>><<if $cluefranate1sausage is false>>then checked in on Quentin.<</if>> Finally, I told Sati and Arturo to pipe down after ol' Mrs. McAllister's complaint." <ul> <li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Fran recap]]</li> <li>[["That all checks out"|Finish Fran convo]]</li> </ul>"Hello again duckie, it really is my lucky day! You been out and smelled the crocuses yet?" <ul> <li>[["I need to go over yesterday again"|Fran recap]]</li> </ul>"Hello, my dear! Gorgeous day out there. You feeling okay this mornin'?"<<set $spokentofran to true>> <ul> <li>[["A bit worse for wear"]]</li> <li>[["I feel great"]]</li> <li>[["Why wouldn't I feel okay?"]]</li> </ul>Which of Fran's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that Sati was tempted by a pre-bed meat snack//? <ul> <<if $cluefranatefishsupper is true>><li>[[Fran had cod, potatoes, and green beans for supper|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrancheckedquentin is true>><li>[[Fran checked in on Quentin|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransilencedsatiarturo is true>><li>[[Fran told Sati and Arturo to be quiet after a noise complaint|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage after delivering some to Quentin|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $franfoundsausages is true>><li>[[Fran found the sausages already cooked on a plate|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat]]</li> </ul>Which of Fran's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that he drank Corona//? <ul> <<if $cluefranatefishsupper is true>><li>[[Fran had cod, potatoes, and green beans for supper|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrancheckedquentin is true>><li>[[Fran checked in on Quentin|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransilencedsatiarturo is true>><li>[[Fran told Sati and Arturo to be quiet after a noise complaint|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage after delivering some to Quentin|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $franfoundsausages is true>><li>[[Fran found the sausages already cooked on a plate|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Arturo drank Corona]]</li> </ul>Which of Fran's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that he spent the evening with just Lobes//? <ul> <<if $cluefranatefishsupper is true>><li>[[Fran had cod, potatoes, and green beans for supper|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrancheckedquentin is true>><li>[[Fran checked in on Quentin|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransilencedsatiarturo is true>><li>[[Fran told Sati and Arturo to be quiet after a noise complaint|Challenge Arturo was alone success]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage after delivering some to Quentin|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $franfoundsausages is true>><li>[[Fran found the sausages already cooked on a plate|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Arturo was alone]]</li> </ul>Which of Fran's statements will challenge what Sati said: //that Arturo was wasted last night//? <ul> <<if $cluefranatefishsupper is true>><li>[[Fran had cod, potatoes, and green beans for supper|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrancheckedquentin is true>><li>[[Fran checked in on Quentin|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransilencedsatiarturo is true>><li>[[Fran told Sati and Arturo to be quiet after a noise complaint|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage after delivering some to Quentin|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $franfoundsausages is true>><li>[[Fran found the sausages already cooked on a plate|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati Arturo was wasted]]</li> </ul>Which of Fran's statements will challenge what Quentin said: //that he didn't eat last night//? <ul> <<if $cluefranatefishsupper is true>><li>[[Fran had cod, potatoes, and green beans for supper|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrancheckedquentin is true>><li>[[Fran checked in on Quentin|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransilencedsatiarturo is true>><li>[[Fran told Sati and Arturo to be quiet after a noise complaint|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage after delivering some to Quentin|Challenge Quentin didn't eat success]]</li><</if>> <<if $franfoundsausages is true>><li>[[Fran found the sausages already cooked on a plate|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Quentin did not eat]]</li> </ul>Which of Fran's statements will challenge what Sati said: //that Quentin wasn't at Bearly's last night//? <ul> <<if $cluefranatefishsupper is true>><li>[[Fran had cod, potatoes, and green beans for supper|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrancheckedquentin is true>><li>[[Fran checked in on Quentin|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransilencedsatiarturo is true>><li>[[Fran told Sati and Arturo to be quiet after a noise complaint|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage after delivering some to Quentin|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $franfoundsausages is true>><li>[[Fran found the sausages already cooked on a plate|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li> </ul>Which of Fran's statements will challenge what Sati said: //that no animal passes her lips//? <ul> <<if $cluefranatefishsupper is true>><li>[[Fran had cod, potatoes, and green beans for supper|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrancheckedquentin is true>><li>[[Fran checked in on Quentin|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransilencedsatiarturo is true>><li>[[Fran told Sati and Arturo to be quiet after a noise complaint|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage after delivering some to Quentin|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $franfoundsausages is true>><li>[[Fran found the sausages already cooked on a plate|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Sati doesn't eat meat]]</li> </ul>"They were right here in the fridge, clearly labelled. My cheese, my cherry tomatoes—all still here. Sausages, GONE!"<<set $searchedfridge to true>> <ul> <li>[["Maybe someone got confused?"|Label]]</li> </ul>"Bit limp." <ul> <li>[["What about the bean burger?"|Beanburger]]</li> <<if $stoned is true>><li>[[(Stoned) "Should we like, order brunch?"|Brunch]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Your awful puns won't save you now. We're done here. See you around, I guess." <ul> <li>[[End|End game over]]</li> </ul>"So, remember when you told me who stole my sausages and everything?" <ul> <<if $correctperson is true and $correctpreparation is true and $correctmotive is true>><li>[["Yeah..."|Win game]]</li><</if>> <<if $correctperson is false or $correctpreparation is false or $correctmotive is false>><li>[["Yeah..."|Lose game]]</li><</if>> </ul>"You interrupt my assignment. But... you are sweet interruption, like the morning song of a cardinal." <ul> <li>[["So what did you get up again?"|Arturo recap]]</li> </ul>"Yeah, he's not that fond of you either. He's still sour about //the incident//." <ul> <<if $backatmidnight is false>><li>[["So you got back at midnight?"|Back at midnight]]</li><</if>> <<if $backatmidnight is true>><li>[["Walk me through yesterday again"|What Sati did yesterday]]</li><</if>> </ul>They were... <ul> <li>[[fried|Motive]]</li> <li>[[grilled|Motive]]</li> <li>[[roasted|Motive]]</li> <li>[[eaten raw|Motive][$correctpreparation to true]]</li> <li>[[boiled|Motive]]</li> <li>[[deep-fried|Motive]]</li> <li>[[not eaten at all|Motive]]</li> <li>[[steamed|Motive]]</li> <li>[[(Cancel text)|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"They were destined for greatness. I was going to make sausage and mash, casserole... jambalaya $name, JAMBA<<if $profanity is true>>-FUCKIN-<</if>>LAYA." <ul> <<if $searchedfridge is false>><li>[["Where were they?"|Fridge]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedsink is false>><li>[["Have you checked the sink?"|Sink]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedtrash is false>><li>[["Have you checked the trash?"|Trash]]</li><</if>> </ul><<if $notinvestigator is true>>"Close enough.<</if>><<if $kindofperfect is true>>"I know!<</if>> You're a great listener, you read people well, plus you've got that weird knack of remembering absolutely everything. Like, why do you know my cousins birthday? I bet you've already remembered stuff about the crime scene." <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[["The sausage packaging was torn into"|Crime scene remembered]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluelabelremoved is true>><li>[["Your name label was removed from the packaging"|Crime scene remembered]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is true>><li>[["Sausage meat is stuck to the bottom of Quentin's frying pan"|Crime scene remembered]]</li><</if>> </ul><ul> "Justin refuses to use an ashtray, like a normal person. Just stuffs all his ciggy ends into this mug his dad gave him for his birthday. Then leaves it by the sink for someone else to <li>[[deal with in the morning]]</li>.'' </ul>"Yeah, me and Arturo. I remember laughing... a lot. Aha that's right! We found Arturo's doppelganger. You //have// to see it." <ul> <li>[["Did you see anyone else?"|Did Sati see anyone else]]</li> <<if $satispendstimewitharturo is false>><li>[["You're spending a lot of time with Arturo..."|Lot of time with Arturo what Sati did branch]]</li><</if>> </ul>"<<if $profanity is true>>Bullshit!<</if>><<if $profanity is false>>Hokum!<</if>> You know how I label all food: name, date purchased, date opened. Plus, they were on //my// shelf. Six people, one kitchen, two fridges, one shelf each. Easy! But no, some fucker went and VIOLATED my food territory!"<<set $knowslabel to true>> <ul> <<if $cluepackagingtorn is true>><li>[["Was the label on the packaging you found?"|Check packaging for label fridge]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedtrash is false>><li>[["Have you checked the trash?"|Trash]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedsink is false>><li>[["Have you checked the sink?"|Sink]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedtrash is true and $searchedsink is true>><li>[["So what are you gonna do about this?"|What you gonna do?]]</li><</if>> </ul>"'Cause he's got no earlobes. Obviously."<<set $noearlobes to true>> <ul> <li>[["I hate that guy"|Hate Lobes]]</li> <li>[["What a legend!"|Love Lobes]]</li> </ul>"We'll I've spoken to everyone, and you were fucking ''wrong about the details''. I put myself on the line for you, swore that you ran a //tight investigation//. You embarrassed me. What happened?" <ul> <li>[["To be frank, I don't know"|Game over]]</li> <li>[["I butchered the investigation"|Game over]]</li> <li>[["I failed to find the right links"|Game over]]</li> </ul>"Look man, don't make this weird. We like hanging out. Why don't you stick to... whatever it is you're //investigating//."<<set $satispendstimewitharturo to true>> <ul> <<if $backatmidnight is false>><li>[["So you got back at midnight?"|Back at midnight]]</li><</if>> <<if $backatmidnight is true>><li>[["Walk me through yesterday again"|What Sati did yesterday]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Look man, don't make this weird. We like hanging out. Why don't you stick to... whatever it is you're //investigating//."<<set $satispendstimewitharturo to true>> <ul> <li>[["Did you see anyone else?"|Did Sati see anyone else]]</li> </ul>"Yeah he's alright, for a curmudgeon." <ul> <li>[["A cur-wha?"]]</li> <<if $backatmidnight is false>><li>[["So you got back at midnight?"|Back at midnight]]</li><</if>> <<if $backatmidnight is true>><li>[["Walk me through yesterday again"|What Sati did yesterday]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Ha! Good one. I know you do sweet<<if $profanity is true>> fuck-all<</if>><<if $profanity is true>> nothing<</if>> on Wednesdays, just like everyone else around here. What you got planned, another Gilmore Girls marathon?" <ul> <li>[["Rude"|Psychology][$rude to true]]</li> <li>[["It's timeless"|Psychology][$timeless to true]]</li> </ul>"Oh man, it was crazy big, did you see it? And red, too. Like the blood moon from Zelda. The goons of Halifax got revived." <ul> <<if $whosatiwaswith is false>><li>[["Who were you with?"|Who Sati was with]]</li><</if>> <<if $whosatiwaswith is true>><li>[["Walk me through yesterday again"|What Sati did yesterday]]</li><</if>> </ul>Because of... <ul> <li>[[hunger|Eira response]]</li> <li>[[unconscious action|Eira response][$correctmotive to true]]</li> <li>[[drunkenness|Eira response]]</li> <li>[[jealousy|Eira response]]</li> <li>[[revenge|Eira response]]</li> <li>[[art|Eira response]]</li> <li>[[a dare|Eira response]]</li> <li>[[charity|Eira response]]</li> <li>[[(Cancel text)|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"And I shall answer them. If, of course, they're the right questions." <ul> <li>[["What did you get up to yesterday evening?"|What Quentin did yesterday evening]]</li> <<if $tipsy is true>><li>[[(Tipsy) "Why are you the way you are?"]]</li><</if>> </ul>"<<if $profanity is true>>Jesus<</if>><<if $profanity is false>>Geez<</if>> $name yes, Nicer Slice. We've been there together, remember? That time we got the beef for the Argentinians? Best butcher's in town, hands down. The one luxury I allow myself, and some THIEF snatches them away." <ul> <li>[["You really like these sausages, eh?"|Investigate hub]]</li> </ul><label>What's your detective name? <<textbox "$name" "PI Porkins">> </label> <ul> <li>[[Enter kitchen|Start game]]</li> </ul><<if $tradegy is true>>"Sarcasm ignored.<</if>><<if $comfort is true>>"Aw, you know you're my best bud. But sausages are my true love.<</if>><<if $rude is true>>"Just facts.<</if>><<if $timeless is true>>"You're not wrong there. Emily, the OG.<</if>> Oh shit! I just thought of another reason why you're //perfect// for this. You're literally studying psychology." <ul> <li>[["Doesn't make me a investigator"|Investigator][$notinvestigator to true]]</li> <li>[["It is kind of perfect..."|Investigator][$kindofperfect to true]]</li> </ul>(snoring) <ul> <li>[["I should interview someone else for now"|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"If you //must// hear it again. Yesterday eve I sequestered myself in a corner table of the public house known as Bearly's, where I observed humanity and wrote poetry. Afterwards, I retired to my encampment here where I<<if $cluefranatesausage is false>> fasted and<</if>> meditated.<<if $cluefranatesausage is true>> Frances stopped by and we conversed over sausages.<</if>>" <ul> <li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Quentin recap]]</li> <li>[["That all adds up"|Finish Quentin convo]]</li> </ul>"Oh goody. Here to grill me with your inane questions once more." <ul> <<if $Quentinsarcasm is true>><li>[["Didn't you say sarcasm was the 'last refuge of the witless?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $tipsy is true>><li>[[(Tipsy) "And to drink more whiskey!"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Walk me through last night again"|Quentin recap]]</li> </ul>"Why must we talk at this god-awful hour."<<set $spokentoQuentin to true>> <ul> <li>[["It's almost midday"]]</li> </ul>Which of Quentin's statements will challenge what Sati said: //that Quentin wasn't at Bearly's last night//? <ul> <<if $clueQuentinsawarturoalcoholfree is true>><li>[[Arturo was drinking alcohol-free Coronas|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinatbearlys is true>><li>[[Quentin was at Bearly's last night|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's almost success]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinlivemusic is true>><li>[[Quentin listened to 'generic, east-coast acoustic guitar strangling' at Bearly's|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's success]]</li><</if>> <<if $francesbroughtQuentinsausages is true>><li>[[Fran brought sausages to Quentin's room last night|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranatesausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's]]</li> </ul>Which of Quentin's statements will challenge what what Arturo said: //that Sati was tempted by a pre-bed meat snack//? <ul> <<if $clueQuentinsawarturoalcoholfree is true>><li>[[Arturo was drinking alcohol-free Coronas|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinatbearlys is true>><li>[[Quentin was at Bearly's last night|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinlivemusic is true>><li>[[Quentin listened to 'generic, east-coast acoustic guitar strangling' at Bearly's|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $francesbroughtQuentinsausages is true>><li>[[Fran brought sausages to Quentin's room last night|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranatesausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat]]</li> </ul>Which of Quentin's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that he drank Corona//? <ul> <<if $clueQuentinsawarturoalcoholfree is true>><li>[[Arturo was drinking alcohol-free Coronas|Challenge Arturo drank Corona success]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinatbearlys is true>><li>[[Quentin was at Bearly's last night|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinlivemusic is true>><li>[[Quentin listened to 'generic, east-coast acoustic guitar strangling' at Bearly's|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $francesbroughtQuentinsausages is true>><li>[[Fran brought sausages to Quentin's room last night|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranatesausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Arturo drank Corona]]</li> </ul>Which of Quentin's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that he spent the evening with just Lobes//? <ul> <<if $clueQuentinsawarturoalcoholfree is true>><li>[[Arturo was drinking alcohol-free Coronas|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinatbearlys is true>><li>[[Quentin was at Bearly's last night|Challenge Arturo was alone success]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinlivemusic is true>><li>[[Quentin listened to 'generic, east-coast acoustic guitar strangling' at Bearly's|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $francesbroughtQuentinsausages is true>><li>[[Fran brought sausages to Quentin's room last night|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranatesausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Arturo was alone]]</li> </ul>Which of Quentin's statements will challenge what Sati said: //that Arturo was wasted last night//? <ul> <<if $clueQuentinsawarturoalcoholfree is true>><li>[[Arturo was drinking alcohol-free Coronas|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted path to success]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinatbearlys is true>><li>[[Quentin was at Bearly's last night|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinlivemusic is true>><li>[[Quentin listened to 'generic, east-coast acoustic guitar strangling' at Bearly's|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $francesbroughtQuentinsausages is true>><li>[[Fran brought sausages to Quentin's room last night|Challenge Sati Arturo wasted fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranatesausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage|Challenge Sati Quentin not at Bearly's fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati is veggie path to success]]</li> </ul>Which of Quentin's statements will challenge what Fran said: //that she didn't cook the sausages//? <ul> <<if $clueQuentinsawarturoalcoholfree is true>><li>[[Arturo was drinking alcohol-free Coronas|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinatbearlys is true>><li>[[Quentin was at Bearly's last night|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinlivemusic is true>><li>[[Quentin listened to 'generic, east-coast acoustic guitar strangling' at Bearly's|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $francesbroughtQuentinsausages is true>><li>[[Fran brought sausages to Quentin's room last night|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranatesausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages]]</li> </ul>Which of Quentin's statements will challenge what Fran said: //that she only ate cod, 'taters, beans, and five squares//? <ul> <<if $clueQuentinsawarturoalcoholfree is true>><li>[[Arturo was drinking alcohol-free Coronas|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinatbearlys is true>><li>[[Quentin was at Bearly's last night|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinlivemusic is true>><li>[[Quentin listened to 'generic, east-coast acoustic guitar strangling' at Bearly's|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $francesbroughtQuentinsausages is true>><li>[[Fran brought sausages to Quentin's room last night|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranatesausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares success]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li> </ul>Which of Quentin's statements will challenge what Sati said: ///that no animal passes her lips//? <ul> <<if $clueQuentinsawarturoalcoholfree is true>><li>[[Arturo was drinking alcohol-free Coronas|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinatbearlys is true>><li>[[Quentin was at Bearly's last night|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $clueQuentinlivemusic is true>><li>[[Quentin listened to 'generic, east-coast acoustic guitar strangling' at Bearly's|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $francesbroughtQuentinsausages is true>><li>[[Fran brought sausages to Quentin's room last night|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranatesausage is true>><li>[[Fran ate a sausage|Challenge Sati is veggie fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Sati doesn't eat meat]]</li> </ul>"Figures! I saw the plate was empty when I popped back later to wash it up." <ul> <li>[["I slept-ate raw sausage"]]</li> <li>[["Eira is going to kill me"]]</li> </ul>Whose statement will challenge what Sati said: //that no animal passes her lips//? <ul> <li>[[Eira|Eira's statements Sati is veggie]]</li> <<if $spokentoarturo is true>><li>[[Arturo|Arturo's statements Sati is veggie]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin's statements Sati is veggie]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentofran is true>><li>[[Fran|Fran's statements Sati is veggie]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Sati recap]]</li> </ul>"So how can I help your, uh, investigation?" <ul> <li>[["What did you get up to last night?"|What Sati did yesterday]]</li> <<if $satiknowscrime is true and $askedsatidirectly is false>><li>[["Do you know who ate Eria's sausages?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $stoned is true and $inventedsausagesasked is false>><li>[[(Stoned) "Who do you think invented sausages?"|Who invented sausages]]</li><</if>> </ul><<if $stoned is true>>"You take one puff too many?"<</if>><<if $stoned is false>>"You gettin' high off my fumes?"<</if>> I've been a vegetarian for as long as you've known me. Animals are just like you and me. You ever stared into a cow's eye? I did once, for twenty minutes." ''Statement remembered''<<set $cluesativegetarian to true>> <ul> <li>[["Back to yesterday..."|What Sati did yesterday]]</li> </ul>"So I played pool at Bearly's with Arturo and Lobes, ate a dry bean burger<<if $cluesatiate1sausage is false>>—no animal passes these lips<</if>>. Got home at midnight<<if $cluefransmoke is true>>, the kitchen was all smokey and Fran was clattering plates<</if>>. Hung out in the kitchen with Arturo, Fran told us off for noise.<<if $cluesatiate1sausage is true>> Then I ate the sausage. Urgh."<</if>> <ul> <li>[[(Challenge statement)|Challenge Sati recap]]</li> <li>[["All seems to add up"]]</li> </ul>"Yo, you're back. That's cool I guess<<if $satiknowscrime is true>>. Found the sausage bandit yet<</if>>?" <ul> <li>[["I need to go over yesterday with you again"]]</li> </ul>"Hey $name, how's it going?"<<set $spokentosati to true>> <ul> <li>[["I feel energised!"|Why do you feel that way]]</li> <li>[["Not great Sati, not great"|Why do you feel that way]]</li> </ul>Which of Sati's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that Sati was tempted by a pre-bed meat snack//? <ul> <<if $cluesatiatbearlys is true>><li>[[Sati was at Bearly's yesterday evening, playing pool|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesativegetarian is true>><li>[[Sati is a vegetarian|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat success]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatibackatmidnight is true>><li>[[Sati got back to the house around midnight|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiwitharturo is true>><li>[[Sati was with Arturo all evening|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrankitchenwithplatesoneam is true>><li>[[Sati saw Fran coming in and out of the kitchen carrying plates|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Arturo Sati ate meat]]</li> </ul>Which of Sati's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that he drank Corona//? <ul> <<if $cluesatiatbearlys is true>><li>[[Sati was at Bearly's yesterday evening, playing pool|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesativegetarian is true>><li>[[Sati is a vegetarian|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatibackatmidnight is true>><li>[[Sati got back to the house around midnight|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiwitharturo is true>><li>[[Sati was with Arturo all evening|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefraninkitchen is true>><li>[[Sati saw Fran come in and out of the kitchen|Challenge Arturo drank Corona fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiate1sausage is true>><li>[[Sati ate a sausage|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransmoke is true>><li>[[There was smoke in the kitchen while Fran clattered plates|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Arturo drank Corona]]</li> </ul>Which of Sati's statements will challenge what Arturo said: //that he spent the evening with just Lobes//? <ul> <<if $cluesatiatbearlys is true>><li>[[Sati was at Bearly's yesterday evening, playing pool|Challenge Arturo was alone success]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesativegetarian is true>><li>[[Sati is a vegetarian|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatibackatmidnight is true>><li>[[Sati got back to the house around midnight|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiwitharturo is true>><li>[[Sati was with Arturo all evening|Challenge Arturo was alone success]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefraninkitchen is true>><li>[[Sati saw Fran come in and out of the kitchen|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiate1sausage is true>><li>[[Sati ate a sausage|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransmoke is true>><li>[[There was smoke in the kitchen while Fran clattered plates|Challenge Arturo was alone fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Arturo was alone]]</li> </ul>Which of Sati's statements will challenge what Fran said: //that she didn't cook the sausages//? <ul> <<if $cluesatiatbearlys is true>><li>[[Sati was at Bearly's yesterday evening, playing pool|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesativegetarian is true>><li>[[Sati is a vegetarian|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatibackatmidnight is true>><li>[[Sati got back to the house around midnight|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiwitharturo is true>><li>[[Sati was with Arturo all evening|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrankitchenwithplatesoneam is true>><li>[[Sati saw Fran coming in and out of the kitchen carrying plates|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiate1sausage is true>><li>[[Sati ate a sausage|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransmoke is true>><li>[[There was smoke in the kitchen while Fran clattered plates|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages success]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Fran did not cook sausages]]</li> </ul>Which of Sati's statements will challenge what Fran said: //that she only ate cod, 'taters, beans, and five squares//? <ul> <<if $cluesatiatbearlys is true>><li>[[Sati was at Bearly's yesterday evening, playing pool|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesativegetarian is true>><li>[[Sati is a vegetarian|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatibackatone is true>><li>[[Sati got back to the house around 1am|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiwitharturo is true>><li>[[Sati was with Arturo all evening|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrankitchenwithplatesoneam is true>><li>[[Sati saw Fran coming in and out of the kitchen carrying plates|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiate1sausage is true>><li>[[Sati ate a sausage|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransmoke is true>><li>[[There was smoke in the kitchen while Fran clattered plates|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Fran only ate cod and squares]]</li> </ul>Which of Sati's statements will challenge what Quentin said: //that he didn't eat last night//? <ul> <<if $cluesatiatbearlys is true>><li>[[Sati was at Bearly's yesterday evening, playing pool|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesativegetarian is true>><li>[[Sati is a vegetarian|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatibackatmidnight is true>><li>[[Sati got back to the house around midnight|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiwitharturo is true>><li>[[Sati was with Arturo all evening|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefrankitchenwithplatesoneam is true>><li>[[Sati saw Fran coming in and out of the kitchen carrying plates|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesatiate1sausage is true>><li>[[Sati ate a sausage|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefransmoke is true>><li>[[There was smoke in the kitchen while Fran clattered plates|Challenge Quentin didn't eat fail]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Back|Challenge Quentin did not eat]]</li> </ul>"This is Quentin's frying pan. Right, he's now my prime suspect."<<set $searchedsink to true>> <<if $clueQuentinsfryingpan is false>>''Statement remembered''<<set $clueQuentinsfryingpan to true>><</if>> <ul> <<if $searchedfridge is false>><li>[["Where did you stash the sausages?"|Fridge]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedtrash is false>><li>[["Have you checked the trash?"|Trash]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedfridge is true and $searchedtrash is true>><li>[["So what are you gonna do about this?"|What you gonna do?]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Yes, yes, my sausages! You know I don't go in for that<<if $profanity is true>> sawdust-in-a-condom cheap shit<</if>><<if $profanity is false>> cheap garbage<</if>>. This was pack of eight, grade-A Cumberlands from Nicer Slice!" <ul> <li>[["Cumberlands?"|Cumberlands]]</li> <li>[["Nicer Slice?"|Nicer Slice]]</li> </ul><<if $profanity is true>>Profanity: ''ON''<</if>><<if $profanity is false>>Profanity: ''OFF''<</if>> <ul> <<if $profanity is true>><li>[[Turn off|Settings][$profanity to false]]</li><</if>> <<if $profanity is false>><li>[[Turn on|Settings][$profanity to true]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Start game|Player name]]</li> </ul>"Oooh checking for the murder weapon. Okay, yes. I like it. Let's see here. Sati's filthy butt mug, as per usual. Cans. Couple of plates. No obvious sausage gore." <ul> <li>[["What about the drying rack?"|Drying rack]]</li> </ul><h1>Who Stole My Sausages?</h1> A meaty detective game by Productive Pigeons For Dialogue Jam 2024 <ul> <li>[[Start game|Player name]]</li> </ul>"I don't believe it. I don't <<if $profanity is true>>fucking<</if>><<if $profanity is false>>effin<</if>> believe it." <ul> <li>[["What's up, Eira?"]]</li> </ul>Writing: Steve Howe Art: Mackenzie Hepditch Audio: Ally Arbou Programming: Jeremy Rutledge Programming: Noah MacAulay Made in Kjipuktuk (Halifax, Nova Scotia)/* Settings */ <<set $profanity to true>> /* Spoken to characters */ <<set $spokentosati to false>> <<set $spokentoarturo to false>> <<set $spokentoQuentin to false>> <<set $spokentofran to false>> /* Eira dialogue options */ <<set $searchedfridge to false>> <<set $searchedtrash to false>> <<set $searchedsink to false>> <<set $dontcry to false>> <<set $outrage to false>> <<set $tradegy to false>> <<set $comfort to false>> <<set $rude to false>> <<set $timeless to false>> <<set $notinvestigator to false>> <<set $kindofperfect to false>> /* Sati dialogue options */ <<set $satiknowscrime to false>> <<set $inventedsausagesasked to false>> <<set $whatsatiateatbearlys to false>> <<set $whattimesatigotback to false>> <<set $whatdidyoudoafterbearlys to false>> <<set $whosatiwaswith to false>> <<set $satispendstimewitharturo to false>> <<set $backatmidnight to false>> <<set $noearlobes to false>> <<set $askedsatidirectly to false>> <<set $askedsausagehot to false>> <<set $askeddidsatienjoysausage to false>> <<set $askeddidarturoeatsausage to false>> /*Arturo dialogue options */ <<set $arturoknowscrime to false>> <<set $doesarturostealfromkitchen to false>> <<set $whatifwantusetoaster to false>> <<set $whytoasterinpieces to false>> <<set $friedchicken to false>> <<set $whatkindofdiet to false>> <<set $whatarturoate to false>> <<set $whoarturowaswith to false>> <<set $howgoesradio to false>> <<set $arturowithlobesonly to false>> /*Quentin dialogue options */ <<set $Quentinatbearlys to false>> <<set $islandofsobriety to false>> <<set $livemusic to false>> <<set $Quentinartpieceexplain to false>> <<set $whatQuentindoesintent to false>> <<set $whyQuentinartpiece to false>> <<set $howQuentinrelieve to false>> <<set $Quentinpoem to false>> <<set $quentinfasting to false>> /*Fran dialogue options */ <<set $fransupper to false>> <<set $residentadvisor to false>> <<set $whofransaw to false>> <<set $cosmic to false>> <<set $askedfranaboutme to false>> <<set $askedfranabouttent to false>> <<set $askedfranaboutsatiarturo to false>> /* Player states */ <<set $stoned to false>> <<set $tipsy to false>> /* Crime scene clues */ <<set $cluepackagingtorn to false>> <<set $clueQuentinsfryingpan to false>> <<set $clueQuentinisnocturnal to false>> <<set $cluelabelremoved to false>> /* Sati clues */ <<set $cluesatiatbearlys to false>> <<set $cluesativegetarian to false>> <<set $cluesatibackatmidnight to false>> <<set $cluesatiwitharturo to false>> <<set $cluefraninkitchen to false>> <<set $cluesatiate1sausage to false>> <<set $cluefransmoke to false>> /* Arturo clues */ <<set $cluearturoatbearlys to false>> <<set $cluearturoonlyatechicken to false>> <<set $cluearturosober to false>> <<set $cluearturocelebrating to false>> <<set $cluearturowithsati to false>> <<set $satieatsmeatwhenstoned to false>> /* Quentin clues */ <<set $clueQuentinsawarturoalcoholfree to false>> <<set $clueQuentinatbearlys to false>> <<set $clueQuentinlivemusic to false>> <<set $francesbroughtQuentinsausages to false>> <<set $cluefranatesausage to false>> /* Fran clues */ <<set $cluefranate1sausage to false>> <<set $franfoundsausages to false>> <<set $cluefrancheckedquentin to false>> <<set $cluefransilencedsatiarturo to false>> <<set $cluefranatefishsupper to false>> <<set $cluefrancookedsausages to false>> /* Origin points */ <<set $fromarturorecap to false>> <<set $fromfranrecap to false>> <<set $fromQuentinrecap to false>> /* Misc. */ <<set $knowslabel to false>> /* Win state */ <<set $correctperson to false>> <<set $correctpreparation to false>> <<set $correctmotive to false>> /* Audio */ <<cacheaudio "rooster" "audio/rooster.wav">><<link "Settings" >> <<run window.on_click_settings()>> <</link>>"I... yes, perhaps. She enjoys my questions." <ul> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is false>><li>[["Do you steal things from the kitchen often?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $doesarturostealfromkitchen is true>><li>[["Let's get on with my investigation"|Arturo investigation start]]</li><</if>> </ul>I finished the investigation, and... <ul> <li>[[Eira stole your sausages|How prepared]]</li> <li>[[Quentin stole your sausages|How prepared]]</li> <li>[[Sati stole your sausages|How prepared]]</li> <li>[[Quentin stole your sausages|How prepared]]</li> <li>[[Fran stole your sausages|How prepared]]</li> <li>[[I stole your sausages|How prepared][$correctperson to true]]</li> <li>[[(Cancel text)|Who to interview]]</li> </ul>"It is a lot, isn't it? Which is why I comfort myself with the idea of sausages at the end of the day. But that's been cruely taken away from me." <ul> <li>[["A tradegy to rival Shakespeare"|Psychology][$tradegy to true]]</li> <li>[["Don't I bring you comfort at the end of the day?"|Psychology][$comfort to true]]</li> </ul>"Too soon $name. Too soon." <ul> <li>[[End]]</li> </ul>"You seriously think I'd dig through the trash for this?"<<set $searchedtrash to true>> <ul> <li>[["Yes?"|Trash search]]</li> <li>[["No"|Trash search]]</li> </ul>"Of course I would. I'm //fuming//, and I'm going to nail whoever did this—mark my words. Hold on... urgh, yuck. Wait... OH MY<<if $profanity is true>> GOD<</if>><<if $profanity is false>> GOODNESS<</if>>!" <ul> <li>[["Go on..."|Trash search complete]]</li> </ul>"Look! Here's the packaging. They ate //all eight sausages//. Greedy<<if $profanity is true>> fucker<</if>><<if $profanity is false>> flipper<</if>>. Oh my poor sausages." <ul> <li>[["Let's see the packaging"|packaging]]</li> </ul>"I worked at the college radio during my regular broadcast time. Then I went out for some refreshments." <ul> <<if $howgoesradio is false>><li>[["How's the radio stuff going?"]]</li><</if>> <li>[["Tell me more about these refreshments"]]</li> <<if $arturowithlobesonly is true>><li>[["I think that's all for now"|Finish Arturo convo]]</li><</if>> </ul>"It was a wild one, I can tell ya! Had a resident advisor meeting, then we all went to cosmic bingo. Then I was back here for a late supper.<<if $cluefranate1sausage is true>> And I shared a few wee sausages with Quentie in his room.<</if>>" <ul> <<if $residentadvisor is false>><li>[["Resident advisor meeting?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $cosmic is false>><li>[["Cosmic bingo?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluefranate1sausage is false>><li>[["What did you have for supper?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $whofransaw is false>><li>[["Did you see anyone else?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $fransupper is true>><li>[["That's all for now, thanks"|Finish Fran convo]]</li><</if>> </ul>"In the evening went to Bearly's House of Blues and Ribs to write poetry. Then I returned home to work on my latest piece.<<if $francesbroughtQuentinsausages is true>> Frances later nourished me with some delectable pork sausages."<</if>> <ul> <<if $Quentinatbearlys is false>><li>[["Wait... you were at Bearly's as well?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $francesbroughtQuentinsausages is false>><li>[["What did you have for dinner?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $Quentinartpieceexplain is false>><li>[["What is your latest piece?"]]</li><</if>> <<if $tipsy is true and $Quentinpoem is false>><li>[[(Tipsy) "Hit me with some poetry"]]</li><</if>> <<if $Quentinatbearlys is true and $quentinfasting is true>><li>[["I'll leave you to your 'art'..."|Finish Quentin convo]]</li><</if>> </ul>"What is this, CSI Hali<<if $profanity is true>> or some shit<</if>>? Ummm... yeah, yeah, I had a bean burger and fries."<<set $whatsatiateatbearlys to true>> <ul> <li>[["How was the bean burger?"|Beanburger]]</li> <li>[["How were the fries?"|Fries]]</li> <<if $stoned is true>><li>[[(Stoned) "Should we like, order brunch?"|Brunch]]</li><</if>> </ul>"We hung out in the kitchen for a bit. Then went to my room and watched Adventure Time until I passed out."<<set $whatdidyoudoafterbearlys to true>> <ul> <li>[["Kitchen, eh?"|Kitchen]]</li> <li>[["Adventure Time is the best"|Adventure Time]]</li> </ul>"Oh man, yesterday... was yesterday the 3rd? Oh yeah, I was down at Bearly's playing some pool." <<if $cluesatiatbearlys is false>>''Statement remembered''<<set $cluesatiatbearlys to true>><</if>> <ul> <<if $whatsatiateatbearlys is false>><li>[["Did you have anything to eat there?"|What Sati ate at Bearly's]]</li><</if>> <<if $whattimesatigotback is false>><li>[["What time did you get back?"|What time Sati got back]]</li><</if>> <<if $whatdidyoudoafterbearlys is false>><li>[["What did you do when you got back?"|What Sati did when she got back]]</li><</if>> <<if $cluesativegetarian is true and $cluesatiwitharturo is true and $cluefraninkitchen is true>><li>[["Actually, I think we're done here"|Finish Sati convo]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Pfft no idea. We were there 'til close. So around midnight? Hard to say, I was pretty blazed."<<set $whattimesatigotback to true>> ''Statement remembered''<<set $cluesatibackatmidnight to true>> <ul> <li>[["Who's we?"|Who Sati was with]]</li> <li>[["Midnight? You sure?"|Back at midnight]]</li> </ul>"Uh, I think the question is what are //you// gonna do about it? I'll tell you what: grill our housemates—sorry, //suspects//—and find out WHO STOLE MY SAUSAGES!" <ul> <li>[[Why me?]]</li> </ul>"Yeah, me, Arturo, and Lobes from 'round the block. I cleaned up. Arturo scratched on black //twice//. He still smiled about it though."<<set $whosatiwaswith to true>> ''Statement remembered''<<set $cluesatiwitharturo to true>> <ul> <<if $backatmidnight is false>><li>[["Midnight? You sure?"|Back at midnight]]</li><</if>> <<if $satispendstimewitharturo is false>><li>[["You're spending a lot of time with Arturo..."|Lot of time with Arturo]]</li><</if>> <<if $stoned is true>><li>[[(Stoned) "Why's he called Lobes?"|Lobes]]</li><</if>> <<if $backatmidnight is true>><li>[["Walk me through yesterday again"|What Sati did yesterday]]</li><</if>> </ul>"Haha, whoa. Did not expect that to come out of your mouth. I mean, yeah it's pretty wild. Some guy was like //yo, I love this pig but uh, how 'bout we eat it in tube form?//"<<set $inventedsausagesasked to true>> <ul> <li>[["Sausages should just be called tubeforms"]]</li> <li>[["Your new band—Sati and the Tubeforms"]]</li> </ul>//Interview which housemate?// <ul> <<if $spokentosati is false and $spokentoarturo is false>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin false start]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentosati is true and $spokentoarturo is false>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin false start]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentosati is false and $spokentoarturo is true>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin false start]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentosati is true and $spokentoarturo is true and $spokentoQuentin is false>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin start]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true>><li>[[Quentin|Quentin resume]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentosati is false>><li>[[Sati|Sati start]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentosati is true>><li>[[Sati|Sati resume]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoarturo is false>><li>[[Arturo|Arturo start]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoarturo is true>><li>[[Arturo|Arturo resume]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is false>><li>[[Fran|Fran false start]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true and $spokentofran is false>><li>[[Fran|Fran start]]</li><</if>> <<if $spokentoQuentin is true and $spokentofran is true>><li>[[Fran|Fran resume]]</li><</if>> <li>[[Text Eira with solution|Text Eria solution]]</li> </ul>"Oh yeah? How come?" <ul> <li>[["I'm investigating some foul play"]]</li> </ul>"Because, $name, I'm swamped today. I've got a student rep meeting at ten, climbing at one, my essay on the philosophy of Winnie-the-Pooh to finish, and a bar shift at six." <ul> <li>[[Maybe I'm busy too]]</li> <li>[[That's... a lot]]</li> </ul>"We'll I've spoken to everyone, and you were fucking ''bang-on right about everything''. As much as I didn't want to believe it was you." <ul> <li>[["Are you mad at me?"]]</li> </ul>"Are we really gonna... you make a batter with eggs, flour, and milk. Bake it in the oven, the puds puff up.""Come to think of it, this means he was here last night. Makes him a prime suspect. Wouldn't put it past him." Added to clues"Whaaaat no! That's zehr cool. BUT did you know the German word for airplane is //flugzeug//? Which means 'flying thing' ahaha." <ul> <li>[["Walk me through yesterday again"|What Sati did yesterday]]</li> </ul>"Someone has torn into this like a bear at a campsite. No respect for the sausage. This is a clue, I tell you." <<if $cluepackagingtorn is false>>''Statement remembered''<<set $cluepackagingtorn to true>><</if>> <ul> <<if $knowslabel is true>><li>[["Is your label on there?"|Check packaging for label]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedfridge is false>><li>[["Where did you stash the sausages?"|Fridge]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedsink is false>><li>[["Have you checked the sink?"|Sink]]</li><</if>> <<if $searchedfridge is true and $searchedsink is true>><li>[["So what are you gonna do about this?"|What you gonna do?]]</li><</if>> </ul>"You were //sleepwalking//, dear. I didn't realise at first, see. You opened the fridge and rummaged around for a bit, I heard a tearing sound. I came over. You'd, uh, ripped open a package of sausage with your teeth." <ul> <li>[["Oh the shame"]]</li> </ul>