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	Title: Don't Stick This in Your Ear...
	Source: The New Zork Times, v4(2)
	Date: Spring 1985
	Transcription by Steve Derby
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Admit it. You were excited when you first got your very own interactive
fiction version of *The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*™,
weren't you? You can't fool us — we know you wore your peril-sensitive
sunglasses while driving, and nobody could get you to take your
"DON'T PANIC" button off for weeks — you even wore it in the
shower (painful, but it was worth it). Now there's a safer, more socially
acceptable way to show your excitement about *Hitchhiker's*, with an
official Infocom "I GOT THE BABEL FISH" t-shirt.

These 100% cotton t-shirts are black with the same bright lettering
as the front of your *Hitchhiker's* game package. They come in 4 sizes
(S, M, L, and XL), and are available directly from Infocom (you may use
the enclosed order form, or call our toll-free number [800-262-6868]).
The price? Just $7.95. And considering how excited you must be about
this, we're sure you'll want two or three!
