The Underoos That Ate Ney York
Written By: Some Idiot Whose Name Is Impossible To Remember
Solved By: Sujan Dhakal

I, like, don't reckemend this to any kids you know. Then again, why did I play this game? I'm only twelve.

You start in a bedroom. You're in bed. Get out. There are two doors. The closet door is aosed. Open it. Look under the bed, (For No Apparent Reason.) You find your underwear. Take it. Youch!!! That hurt, right. Go east. The kitchen is cool. Oh snap, you're socks are in the toaster . . . there're alive!!!!!! The're alive!!!!!
I've always wanted to say that. Anyway, they're sleeping. Pull the lever and wait until you're socks are toast. Put them on. Take the broom that's nearby. open the fridge. Take the glowstick and the spray. Time to kill you're underwear. Go west. Hit the underwear. Oh, snap. The underwear ate the bristles of your broom! Then it throws up. The only thing that comes out is a sticker. take it. Now you have a bandana. Go west into the closet. Your stinky shoes are hopping around. spray them with the can. Follow them east. Back in the bedroom, hit the underwear with the stick. You kill it, (I think.) Wear the underwear. Sray the shoes with the can. Follow them east. Sray the shoes again. They get in the fridge. Close it. Wait until they stop hopping.  Open the fridge. Wear the shoes. Go down. The basement is big and cluttered. Examine the rusty items. You get deppresed. Now you physically have to hit the enter key.
Examine the rusty items.  There's a jar and a moth here. Open the jar. Put the glowstick into the jar. The moth goes in the jar. Close the jar. Take it. Go up. Go north. In the entryway, You're clothes are holding your girlfriend hostage. Open the jar. Wait until the shirt and pants are dead. wear the shirt. Wear the pants. Go north. You go to a party where you tell an exaggerated version of your tale. Then your underpants come to life. As it turned out, they weren't dead. You go to the bathroom. That's all.