Under Hypnosis

1. You'll have to wait in line like everyone else.
2. Be patient. If you wait a turn or two, the line is bound to move.
3. A shorter line has started, huh? Maybe that one would be quicker.
4. Type GET OUT OF LONG LINE, then GET IN SHORT LINE.
5. It shouldn't be long now. Just wait a little more.
6. Well, it appears that your line has become the longer line again.
7. The logical thing to do would be to get out of this line and get in the shorter line.
8. Don't forget: we're dealing with queue mob psychology. Which has very little to do with logic.
9. Perhaps you could try to fake them out.
10. GET OUT OF THE LONG LINE, then...
11. ...GET IN THE LONG LINE.