The Monkey

1. You and the detective both. Call A.A.
2. Oh, it's a real monkey! Why didn't you say so?
3. Why don't you try to appeal to his base, animal instincts.
4. Food seems to be a precious commodity around here. You could try to lure him off with some food.
5. When you've gotten some food, come back to this monkey puzzle. Don't worry, the monkey's not going anywhere.
6. So, you've bought a banana. Did you ever stop to wonder why the monkey doesn't seem to notice this simian staple in your hands?
7. Perhaps the chocolate coating on the banana is throwing him off the scent.