The Monkey
Help! I've got a monkey on my back!
- You and the detective both. Call A.A.
- Oh, it's a real monkey! Why didn't you say so?
- Why don't you try to appeal to his base, animal instincts.
- Food seems to be a precious commodity around here. You could try to
lure him off with some food.
- When you've gotten some food, come back to this monkey puzzle. Don't
worry, the monkey's not going anywhere.
- So, you've bought a banana. Did you ever stop to wonder why the monkey
doesn't seem to notice this simian staple in your hands?
- Perhaps the chocolate coating on the banana is throwing him off the
scent.
- If you take a bite, the pasty fruit center will be exposed.
- Ah, the beast's heart quickens, you say? Now to lure him off your back
with the bait.
- DROP THE BANANA or THROW THE BANANA will send the little chimp after it
and release you from your burden.