Tina
How do I get Tina to stand up?
- She is one fat lady.
- Maybe you could scare her into standing up.
- A mouse might frighten her enough.
- Put the mouse at her feet.
- Then again, Tina probably can't see her feet.
- Come to think of it, she can't even see the ground.
- Tina never stands up. Tina can't even walk. The circus roustabouts use
a crane to put her in her tent each day.