The Airport
How do I get to the gate and onto the plane?
- Try to GO TO THE GATE.
- You didn't take an airport navigation course; you can't walk there.
- If you do people a favor, maybe they'll do you a favor.
- Notice the crowd that gathers when you climb the pillar.
- There's that speaker that plays that awful music up there.
- The crowd is hoping you'll do something about the music.
- Pull the wires out of the speaker.
- That silences that speaker, but the other speakers can still be heard.
- CONNECT THE RED WIRE TO THE BLACK WIRE. The short circuit will silence
all the speakers in the airport.
- When you climb down, the crowd will carry you to your gate in
appreciation for your good deed. Make sure you have your ticket and have
stopped the flight from leaving the airport.