The Shanty
I'm awfully thirsty. I could use a drink.
A. What'll you have, water or grog?
- If you'd like water, type BARTENDER, GIVE ME SOME WATER.
- If it's grog you want, type BARTENDER, GIVE ME SOME GROG.
- But Diver Dan says, "For safety's sake, don't drink too much. Remember:
Friends don't let friends dive drunk."
- And besides, if you drink too much, you'll probably end up passing out
and getting killed.