On the Earth
How can I prevent my house from getting demolished?
- There's a tried and true method for stopping bulldozers and other
unwanted construction apparatus.
- Have you ever tried calling the police from the phone in your bedroom?
- In front of your house, have you ever tried to PROTEST or asked
PROSSER, STOP THE BULLDOZER?
- Have you ever tried to STAND IN FRONT OF THE BULLDOZER?
- In case you haven't figured it out from these subtle clues, you want to
LIE DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BULLDOZER.
- Actually, because the authors are such swell and generous guys, BLOCK
THE BULLDOZER, or STOP THE BULLDOZER, or even just LIE DOWN all work.
- But you have to wait a few turns after you lie down before the
bulldozer finally grinds to a halt.