At the Party
What should I do about the hostess?
- You're usually able to avoid her.
- If you try to talk to her, you'll learn the meaning of the phrase
"bored to death."
- If you drop your glass of wine, your handbag, or your plate of
hors d'oeuvres, the hostess will come over and pester you about it. She
won't leave you alone until you take the item that you dropped.