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1. Why should he be friendly?
2. All you've done so far is give him trouble.
3. Give him something other than trouble, for a change.
4. What does he seem interested in, other than hacking.
5. He's mentioned food occasionally, hasn't he?
6. Maybe he's hungry.
7. Give him some Chinese food.
8. He wasn't grateful? What state did you give it to him in? Think, now, it was in the fridge!
9. Think of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. How do you like YOUR food?
10. You can heat food in a microwave.
11. You can tell how hot food is by touching it.
12. To be careful, calibrate the microwave oven using the Funny Bones.
13. Three or four minutes on HI should cook the food just right.
14. ...but it will cool off after a while, so don't dawdle!